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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1. Giggling to yourself at the office when your co-workers tell you how wonderful there weekend was....if only they knew.

2. Before travelling somewhere on business you look up couples in the area.

3. You have a lot of friends all over the World.

4. You come home with that ' there's something about Mary hairstyle"

5. When going to a strip club with your male friends, instead of your wife , seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

6. Wondering how to explain to the neighbours why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying overnight bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until Sunday afternoon.

7. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street.

8. At the gym shower your the only one with shaved balls.

9. You make plans to meet a vanilla couple at a nice restaurant and realise you have absolutely nothing to wear.

10. You spend more time grooming your private parts than most porn stars.

11. You only know couples by there first names and e-mail addresses.

12. Your handbag is full of bar napkins with couples names and phone numbers.

13. You are running out of reasons to tell your vanilla friends why you cant go out with them.

14. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.

15. Your closet is filled with 5' high heeled shoes...and you have more lingerie than a department store.

16. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4am Saturday night/ Sunday morning and have a freshly fucked look.

17. Whenever you go out you always throw an overnight bag in the car----just in case.

18. When your birthday or Xmas comes up there are more presents that cant be opened in front of the family, than there are that can be.

19.You have numerous pictures of couples naked before you meet them.

20. You start to wonder if your wife ever did have pubic hair, or even if she's capable of growing any.

21. When your at a swingers club and don't recognise another couple until you see them with there clothes off.

22. When your more concerned with a pimple on your privates than on your face.

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"1. Giggling to yourself at the office when your co-workers tell you how wonderful there weekend was....if only they knew.

2. Before travelling somewhere on business you look up couples in the area.

3. You have a lot of friends all over the World.

4. You come home with that ' there's something about Mary hairstyle"

5. When going to a strip club with your male friends, instead of your wife , seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

6. Wondering how to explain to the neighbours why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying overnight bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until Sunday afternoon.

7. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street.

8. At the gym shower your the only one with shaved balls.

9. You make plans to meet a vanilla couple at a nice restaurant and realise you have absolutely nothing to wear.

10. You spend more time grooming your private parts than most porn stars.

11. You only know couples by there first names and e-mail addresses.

12. Your handbag is full of bar napkins with couples names and phone numbers.

13. You are running out of reasons to tell your vanilla friends why you cant go out with them.

14. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.

15. Your closet is filled with 5' high heeled shoes...and you have more lingerie than a department store.

16. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4am Saturday night/ Sunday morning and have a freshly fucked look.

17. Whenever you go out you always throw an overnight bag in the car----just in case.

18. When your birthday or Xmas comes up there are more presents that cant be opened in front of the family, than there are that can be.

19.You have numerous pictures of couples naked before you meet them.

20. You start to wonder if your wife ever did have pubic hair, or even if she's capable of growing any.

21. When your at a swingers club and don't recognise another couple until you see them with there clothes off.

22. When your more concerned with a pimple on your privates than on your face.

Feel free to add more

"

Friggin love this BGF! And it's all true!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"1. Giggling to yourself at the office when your co-workers tell you how wonderful there weekend was....if only they knew.

2. Before travelling somewhere on business you look up couples in the area.

3. You have a lot of friends all over the World.

4. You come home with that ' there's something about Mary hairstyle"

5. When going to a strip club with your male friends, instead of your wife , seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

6. Wondering how to explain to the neighbours why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying overnight bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until Sunday afternoon.

7. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street.

8. At the gym shower your the only one with shaved balls.

9. You make plans to meet a vanilla couple at a nice restaurant and realise you have absolutely nothing to wear.

10. You spend more time grooming your private parts than most porn stars.

11. You only know couples by there first names and e-mail addresses.

12. Your handbag is full of bar napkins with couples names and phone numbers.

13. You are running out of reasons to tell your vanilla friends why you cant go out with them.

14. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.

15. Your closet is filled with 5' high heeled shoes...and you have more lingerie than a department store.

16. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4am Saturday night/ Sunday morning and have a freshly fucked look.

17. Whenever you go out you always throw an overnight bag in the car----just in case.

18. When your birthday or Xmas comes up there are more presents that cant be opened in front of the family, than there are that can be.

19.You have numerous pictures of couples naked before you meet them.

20. You start to wonder if your wife ever did have pubic hair, or even if she's capable of growing any.

21. When your at a swingers club and don't recognise another couple until you see them with there clothes off.

22. When your more concerned with a pimple on your privates than on your face.

Feel free to add more

"

There are no more....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1. Giggling to yourself at the office when your co-workers tell you how wonderful there weekend was....if only they knew.

2. Before travelling somewhere on business you look up couples in the area.

3. You have a lot of friends all over the World.

4. You come home with that ' there's something about Mary hairstyle"

5. When going to a strip club with your male friends, instead of your wife , seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

6. Wondering how to explain to the neighbours why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying overnight bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until Sunday afternoon.

7. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street.

8. At the gym shower your the only one with shaved balls.

9. You make plans to meet a vanilla couple at a nice restaurant and realise you have absolutely nothing to wear.

10. You spend more time grooming your private parts than most porn stars.

11. You only know couples by there first names and e-mail addresses.

12. Your handbag is full of bar napkins with couples names and phone numbers.

13. You are running out of reasons to tell your vanilla friends why you cant go out with them.

14. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.

15. Your closet is filled with 5' high heeled shoes...and you have more lingerie than a department store.

16. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4am Saturday night/ Sunday morning and have a freshly fucked look.

17. Whenever you go out you always throw an overnight bag in the car----just in case.

18. When your birthday or Xmas comes up there are more presents that cant be opened in front of the family, than there are that can be.

19.You have numerous pictures of couples naked before you meet them.

20. You start to wonder if your wife ever did have pubic hair, or even if she's capable of growing any.

21. When your at a swingers club and don't recognise another couple until you see them with there clothes off.

22. When your more concerned with a pimple on your privates than on your face.

Feel free to add more

Friggin love this BGF! And it's all true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. Giggling to yourself at the office when your co-workers tell you how wonderful there weekend was....if only they knew.

2. Before travelling somewhere on business you look up couples in the area.

3. You have a lot of friends all over the World.

4. You come home with that ' there's something about Mary hairstyle"

5. When going to a strip club with your male friends, instead of your wife , seems like a ridiculous waste of time and money.

6. Wondering how to explain to the neighbours why 10 couples show up on a Saturday night carrying overnight bags, blankets, pillows and don't leave until Sunday afternoon.

7. You both turn your head to watch the hot woman walking down the street.

8. At the gym shower your the only one with shaved balls.

9. You make plans to meet a vanilla couple at a nice restaurant and realise you have absolutely nothing to wear.

10. You spend more time grooming your private parts than most porn stars.

11. You only know couples by there first names and e-mail addresses.

12. Your handbag is full of bar napkins with couples names and phone numbers.

13. You are running out of reasons to tell your vanilla friends why you cant go out with them.

14. You close an email to your sister with Bi Bi.

15. Your closet is filled with 5' high heeled shoes...and you have more lingerie than a department store.

16. You are running out of excuses to tell your baby-sitter why you come home at 4am Saturday night/ Sunday morning and have a freshly fucked look.

17. Whenever you go out you always throw an overnight bag in the car----just in case.

18. When your birthday or Xmas comes up there are more presents that cant be opened in front of the family, than there are that can be.

19.You have numerous pictures of couples naked before you meet them.

20. You start to wonder if your wife ever did have pubic hair, or even if she's capable of growing any.

21. When your at a swingers club and don't recognise another couple until you see them with there clothes off.

22. When your more concerned with a pimple on your privates than on your face.

Feel free to add more

"
When you have nothing better to do with your time than writing lists.Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone gives you a look when you're out shopping or in a cafe, bar or restaurant and you wonder if they recognise you from Fab.

And vice versa, when you see a hottie in public and wonder if they are a swinger. Lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

When u go to a club and u have to produce photo I'd and check ur phone in at reception

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