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By *esley pipes 88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork

Describe Your Version Of "Bad Sex"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I have to do it myself !

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By *LICK IF U DAREWoman
over a year ago

good girl gone bad!!!!!!

When ppl cum within a few mins and can't get it up again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When ppl cum within a few mins and can't get it up again "

You are with the wrong people if that happens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish or messy lovers

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay"

I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex without Kissing is always bad...

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay

I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen "

silly man!! lol Im more of a giver than a taker, love pleasing others but even i draw the line there hun.. hope you kicked him to the kerb

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

A guy who says he plays safe, but loses his erection as soon as the condom is put on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When ppl cum within a few mins and can't get it up again "

Couldn't agree more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad kisser... No foreplay

Marathon sex or hammering like a rabbit

... Still get nightmares

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No eye contact , bad kisser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay

I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen

silly man!! lol Im more of a giver than a taker, love pleasing others but even i draw the line there hun.. hope you kicked him to the kerb "

Bounced his ass off it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bad kisser... No foreplay

Marathon sex or hammering like a rabbit

... Still get nightmares "
... this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

must be some light..

total darkness ..not a fan..

has to be visuals..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay

I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen "

Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago

After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off

I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay

I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen

Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago

After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off

I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left "

Mmmm sounds familiar. . Good choice my lady, it's not dial a ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy we were getting on really well he asked for a bj so went down on i came back up i said sry i cannot do it smell off pee was disgusting.. was very embarrassing for us both

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

No curtains to wipe your lad on.

Venetian blinds are a killer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No chemistry, no eye contact, awkwardness, lack of emotion... ruins it for me. Its all about mutual pleasure. No need for embarressment. Just go with it... and as for the pee smell poster above.... yuk just yuk. Had the same with a girl when i was only a lad starting out. Kept me away from down there for a year or two... now i cant get enough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A guy who says he plays safe, but loses his erection as soon as the condom is put on"

Dont you just hate that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a guy we were getting on really well he asked for a bj so went down on i came back up i said sry i cannot do it smell off pee was disgusting.. was very embarrassing for us both "

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By *andy905Man
over a year ago

City Centre

I don't really do dirty talk and the last thing you want during sex is forced conversation or awkward silences...

I'm all for lots of communication, but making weird comments is a turnoff.

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Nothing worse than the person you are playing with getting pissed d*unk as ye are playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A running commentary of whats going on ... im participating i dont need to be told

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"A guy who says he plays safe, but loses his erection as soon as the condom is put on

Dont you just hate that!!"

Some go floppy when they just see the condom still wrapped up.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Selfishness by eithre party. Theres a time to be a giver and a time to be a taker.

That or getting itchy on the way home in the car

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A one fits all routine approach mixed with a cheap macho attitude

which includes

a way to rough rubbing of your clit so that you're numb before you even start

fast fingering until you gush thinking you made the woman cum

3 minutes of doggy style shagging with pulling hair before he cums

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

an extremely shy woman

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

The only bad sex I've had, is when my mother walked in on my girlfriend giving me a bj. (Many years ago of course)

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By *Lcool JeyMan
over a year ago

Woodford

Met this gorgeous sexy lady, great looks, nice fat arse, woman to die for..really but jeez!!! Her fanny stunk n I mean choking stunk!!!...lol.

She sad to take a shower though n no cullinlingus..

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By *easingtessWoman
over a year ago

waterford


"When I have to do it myself !"

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Met this gorgeous sexy lady, great looks, nice fat arse, woman to die for..really but jeez!!! Her fanny stunk n I mean choking stunk!!!...lol.

She sad to take a shower though n no cullinlingus.."
happened me once. going down on a girl and talk about smell. had to make a quick excuse and exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I have to do it myself !"

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By *esley pipes 88 OP   Man
over a year ago

Cork


"A one fits all routine approach mixed with a cheap macho attitude

which includes

a way to rough rubbing of your clit so that you're numb before you even start

fast fingering until you gush thinking you made the woman cum

3 minutes of doggy style shagging with pulling hair before he cums"

Seen that too many times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lady just lying there.....

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway "

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

"
I have very seldom had bad sex but then again I'm a guy and it's very easy please a man

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

"

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have fun

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have fun"
the only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg "

But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The corpse phenomenon, when a woman just lays there, little or no reaction.

Limp handles. Dont be afraid to grip that shaft ladies.

Being overly self conscious, spending more time covering herself up than just enjoying herself and me.

Going wayyy to fast during a blowjob, I prefer it a lil slower than the jackhammer facefucking you see in porn.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg

But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)"
wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

Bj were it is all teeth, like sticking it into a cheese grater.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg

But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex "

Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg

But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex

Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so "
never had any other thoughts on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bj were it is all teeth, like sticking it into a cheese grater. "

haha, sometimes there only short of putting nutella on it I insist they remove their dentures first..

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg

But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex

Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so never had any other thoughts on it "

Have you forgotten your previous profiles in which you argued (continuously) your point about it all?

The same ‘location’, ‘Isn’t this supposed to be NSA’ and ‘attraction’ stuff?

I see not much has changed so

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary


"i would always imagine on sites on the net where most are looking for sex there is always a chance of bad sex, a big chance as you don't really care about the person you're fucking well not to the extent of a person you're in a relationship with anyway

To a point maybe ur right but if u choose careful who u meet and they. Have the same interests that you do and there is chemistry between Yee it can be damn good.meeting freqant random meets can make for bad sexual experience

that's why we don't do random meets. There has to be chemistry to have funthe only way you'll know of chemistry is a meet over a tea/coffee for eg

But you don’t do coffee meets unless there’s sex involved, (stated by you previously)wrong. I don't do just coffee if have to travel over an hour. if I'm in the locality on business then fine. I have no probs doing a tea coffee meet prior to potential sex

Glad to see you’ve grown up and changed your thoughts on it so never had any other thoughts on it

Have you forgotten your previous profiles in which you argued (continuously) your point about it all?

The same ‘location’, ‘Isn’t this supposed to be NSA’ and ‘attraction’ stuff?

I see not much has changed so "
it is NSA, location is a huge issue and there has to be physical attraction. 3 stand out obvious ones to me

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By *BelfastGuyMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Selfish people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a thread yesterday about more people joining in on the forums and threads and some, a lot actually, pointed out that the threads usually get hijacked by one or two people who want to keep having an argument with each other and shove their opinions on others. This thread has suddenly turned into that. Fu*king petty squabbling over who had coffee only on their previous profile here and who doesn’t travel to a meet not to have sex. ffs get yourselves a room and sort your personal shit out.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath


"There was a thread yesterday about more people joining in on the forums and threads and some, a lot actually, pointed out that the threads usually get hijacked by one or two people who want to keep having an argument with each other and shove their opinions on others. This thread has suddenly turned into that. Fu*king petty squabbling over who had coffee only on their previous profile here and who doesn’t travel to a meet not to have sex. ffs get yourselves a room and sort your personal shit out. "

well said..

one of the main reasons i dont bother replying to form posts anymore..

but.. in reply to the original question..

Bad sex is when a guy is there for his pleasure only and doesn't give a care if you enjoy it or make any attempt to make you cum.. too much of this of late.. its really giving me thoughts of why am i even here anymore..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once met a guy we were getting on really well he asked for a bj so went down on i came back up i said sry i cannot do it smell off pee was disgusting.. was very embarrassing for us both "

you were lucky any fowl odours/smells eminating from down below ,is and can be a red flag to certain infections,std's for both males and females

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford


"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay

I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen

Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago

After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off

I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left "

lmao bloody brillant

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By *ohnjoe888Man
over a year ago

cork


"A selfish guy only interested in pleasuring himself on a fun meet & no foreplay

I'd a guy announce to me ..I don't do oral but wanted a BJ. ..it was never going to happen

Think I may have met the same guy a few profiles ago

After 5 minutes of what I call fumbling he put his hands behind his head and announced since I drove all thus way to meet you the least you can do is suck me off

I announced hope your flexible because your going to have to suck it yourself and left "
ha ha that made me spit out my tea "hope you're flexible. I can picture his face

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

When you're only getting warmed up and she says

"That was great, I gotta go now!!"

...I still think there was a Sale on in Arnott's that day

Yeah, that was the reason dammit!!!

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick


"A guy who says he plays safe, but loses his erection as soon as the condom is put on

Dont you just hate that!!

Some go floppy when they just see the condom still wrapped up. "

You'd wonder does he shrink when you're having the condom conversation before the actual meet!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A small floppy cock that won't stay standing. Or a guy who cant last five minutes and just wants to please himself .

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum


"I once met a guy we were getting on really well he asked for a bj so went down on i came back up i said sry i cannot do it smell off pee was disgusting.. was very embarrassing for us both "
sweet jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A small floppy cock that won't stay standing. Or a guy who cant last five minutes and just wants to please himself . "

I just got this vision of lorraine bobbit, turning her husbands hard disk into a three and a half inch floppy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Selfish sex with someone who can’t kiss and mounts you like you were a surf board. Stubbly beard that has your bits raw and breath that would knock out a dog

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By *lay2018Couple
over a year ago

westmeath & roscommon.

Are big floppy cocks ok

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

When you don’t connect with someone at all in anyway! If a kiss isn’t good I won’t enjoy the sex! No amount of trying will get me going lol

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"When you don’t connect with someone at all in anyway! If a kiss isn’t good I won’t enjoy the sex! No amount of trying will get me going lol "

Best not bother then. Hence the coffee meet. If you get on, have a snog/fumble before departure and decide if another connection is worth the airfare/time.

It's the Fab way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally agree x

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Personally, if I don't get to go down and taste the woman, preferably making her cum, it's kinda like we didn't have sex at all and it was just Fucking.

Unless there's lots of toy play instead

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub


"When you don’t connect with someone at all in anyway! If a kiss isn’t good I won’t enjoy the sex! No amount of trying will get me going lol

Best not bother then. Hence the coffee meet. If you get on, have a snog/fumble before departure and decide if another connection is worth the airfare/time.

It's the Fab way"

Sometimes people are too far from you to have a coffee first! And others you just get horny and they are the one who can meet you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go down to pleasure a woman ..who has went to the trouble of putting on amazing lingerie and never washed herself..., been there not nice, no oral given..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When woman behaves like she’s God’s gift to humankind because she was born with pussy and pair of tits. Being as active in sexy as dead body and totally uninterested in passionate encouter. Also, when she expects man to work like a machine (pres button for action).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you go down to pleasure a woman ..who has went to the trouble of putting on amazing lingerie and never washed herself..., been there not nice, no oral given.. "

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