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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Borrowed from elsewhere, thought it might be a bit of craic.

We are all aware of peoples preferences on their fab profiles, what might be another meaning, and in some cases a more truthful interpretation..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love mature women = I've tried ladies my own age and they weren't interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats very deep thinking.....i think to be fair my says I want sex

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I love mature women = I've tried ladies my own age and they weren't interested "

Are you saying I'm only getting meets because they can't fetch a young bird?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I love mature women = I've tried ladies my own age and they weren't interested

Are you saying I'm only getting meets because they can't fetch a young bird? "

Im sure that was just an alternative meaning and not a truthful one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I love squirting = I have problems with incontinence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love squirting = I have problems with incontinence "

Hotel Harry =Im really homeless and would you please put me up and have sex with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Borrowed from elsewhere, thought it might be a bit of craic.

We are all aware of peoples preferences on their fab profiles, what might be another meaning, and in some cases a more truthful interpretation.."
chuckle good thread ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can accomadate at times = Can offer a quickie when the wife is gone out or else in my car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh jesus

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm in your area"

I'll walk, cycle or drive the 427.5 km to your area this minute if you'll just say you'll let me sniff your knickers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Experienced -- I'm old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Borrowed from elsewhere, thought it might be a bit of craic.

We are all aware of peoples preferences on their fab profiles, what might be another meaning, and in some cases a more truthful interpretation.. chuckle good thread ,"

I dont bite if you dont want me too = ive no sense of humour but think im hilarious

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Love fingering, licking and sucking for hours = I shoot my load in less than 2 minutes of penetration.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, im not meeting = last verification went up two hours ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laid back gent -fell asleep while I fucked his wife !

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By *sbotangoMan
over a year ago

Close by

Not looking for a quick fuck but a long term relationship = whoa stay well clear a me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/11/17 23:50:13]

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Judging by messages I've received in the past.......

I'm straight = I'm really actually gay/bi/bi-curious and in denial.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Sydney university or any other....

I'm a sheep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verification talk

This person is everything thats good about fab = jesus i couldnt believe my luck two messages and we fucked

What can i say about this person = average meet so ill roll out the generic veri

I dont want to praise them too much because id like to keep them to myself = ive already been texting my next victim and met for coffee so you can have them

He has stamina that keeps him going all night = jesus i thought hed never fecking cum and my fanny is red raw

The list goes on lol

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

You know who are = so do we now please don't come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Single”.....but just on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"“Single”.....but just on Fab. "

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"“Single”.....but just on Fab.

"

How do you do the funny laughing quivering faces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status update meanings

Omg im sooo drained after that great night = lets be honest i get very little sex so when i do i want everyone to know

Feeling so horny, u know who u are mr. = i want u all to think im engaging in fun with a tall dark handsome mystery man but the reality is hes the local bike but im just glad someone messaged

Cant wait for another fab weekend. Bring it on = ive no plans only staying in with my 46 cats but im fucked if im gonna tell u that

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

On verifications:

Her oral skills are simply the best ever = Gives standard oral like most other women on Fab

OR I've only ever been sucked off by one woman before.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"“Single”.....but just on Fab.

How do you do the funny laughing quivering faces?"

Hit reply and quote and you'll see!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

No cock pics!!! =

Guess

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Love to make the ladies cum = I hope you believe me, even though I haven't yet because I cum & go too quick.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Don't send me cock pics or your blocked = at first it was funny but now I get more cock pics than grinders servers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verification talk

This person is everything thats good about fab = jesus i couldnt believe my luck two messages and we fucked

What can i say about this person = average meet so ill roll out the generic veri

I dont want to praise them too much because id like to keep them to myself = ive already been texting my next victim and met for coffee so you can have them

He has stamina that keeps him going all night = jesus i thought hed never fecking cum and my fanny is red raw

The list goes on lol"

Pmsl

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Has a cock to die for... I have a cock on my male profile, I mean he has a cock.

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He knows how to use it.... He read it in a book.

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Treat her with respect... She's a cantankerous hoor at the best of times

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well hung = vaginas are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a baby and then return to their original size, but of course being penetrated by that blade of grass you call a penis is going to make it loose

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By *iceguydubMan
over a year ago

CC


"Treat her with respect... She's a cantankerous hoor at the best of times "

I think we have a winner

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By *imerickboyMan
over a year ago

city

Don’t do face pics — ugly as sin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unfortunately time was against us -'Couldn't get outta there bloody quick enough '

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down


"Unfortunately time was against us -'Couldn't get outta there bloody quick enough ' "

????

Taking a break from fab= will be back every day to update this status.

We like to host intimate parties. = we have to because nobody will invite us to theirs

We have a purpose built play room= We have a smelly outhouse

Please put the first chapter ofcwar and leave in the subject line to show you have read our profile= we are complete mingers who will meet anyone but like to feel important

Don't pass them by= don't even get close

no single men = despite what our veris say

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Unfortunately time was against us -'Couldn't get outta there bloody quick enough '

????

Taking a break from fab= will be back every day to update this status.

We like to host intimate parties. = we have to because nobody will invite us to theirs

We have a purpose built play room= We have a smelly outhouse

Please put the first chapter ofcwar and leave in the subject line to show you have read our profile= we are complete mingers who will meet anyone but like to feel important

Don't pass them by= don't even get close

no single men = despite what our veris say

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

enjoy spending hours giving oral to a woman

## can't get a hard on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10" or above only = I've a gaping hole and I don't like to hear echos.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...


"Has a cock to die for... I have a cock on my male profile, I mean he has a cock.

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He knows how to use it.... He read it in a book.

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Treat her with respect... She's a cantankerous hoor at the best of times "

Last one...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry not meeting for a while = I'm taking a course of antibiotics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's the best I've ever had = my first real verification.

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

No face pictures no chat = I'm a SW reporter working on my next story and need some sort of starting ground.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have you any idea how many msg us women get = I love getting 200 msg and I have something to complain about later

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath


"Have you any idea how many msg us women get = I love getting 200 msg and I have something to complain about later "

Or the alternative of that is.

I get so many messages I forget what I say to everyone. So don't reply to anyone at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No face pictures no chat = I'm a SW reporter working on my next story and need some sort of starting ground."

or blocked

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow. "

And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.

And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs "

Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.

And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs

Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off "

Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs

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By *atr247Man
over a year ago

around

Any ladies fancy a coffee ? - I'm having a wank and the thought of meeting a female gets me aroused. - if any offers come through I'll put the wank on hold rush out the door without washing my hands go to the meet with a semi. Let the lady buy the coffee and end up going home to finish the wank slightly deflated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choosy/picky - I’ve fucked half the site and plans are in motion with the rest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Professional Couple = like to believe their above the plebbs, even though they work in junior administration roles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Status updates = codeword for short ballistic missile

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

I need a spark = 4.3 nanoseconds of meeting you I will know. You won't until 4 days after the meet when I finally reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.

And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs

Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off

Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs "

Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.

And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs

Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off

Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs

Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me "

Start posting threads in the lounge so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Verification talk

This person is everything thats good about fab = jesus i couldnt believe my luck two messages and we fucked

What can i say about this person = average meet so ill roll out the generic veri

I dont want to praise them too much because id like to keep them to myself = ive already been texting my next victim and met for coffee so you can have them

He has stamina that keeps him going all night = jesus i thought hed never fecking cum and my fanny is red raw

The list goes on lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.

And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs

Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off

Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs

Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me

Start posting threads in the lounge so "

That worked a treat... didn't it. You trying to discredit me on here now are you...lmao

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Thank you for all those fabs = I'm desperately needing affirmation. My self esteem is so lowI still won't believe u like my pic so ill ask again tomorrow.

And keep uploading the same pic over and over again to get fabs

Well you didn't fab my last 3 attempts so bugger off

Start an attention seeking thread when you upload a new pic and it will get you more fabs

Tried it...didn't work...Most still hate me

Start posting threads in the lounge so

That worked a treat... didn't it. You trying to discredit me on here now are you...lmao"

They're everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs is away for the weekend = A very long weekend, she never existed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fill in later = illiterate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Submissive = lazy and insecure, wanting you to do all the work..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finest set of tits I've ever seen = not long being breast fed by mammy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mrs is away for the weekend = A very long weekend, she never existed. "

So there are genuine single men on here...

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