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Excuses for Calling in Sick to Work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What are some of the weird and wacky excuses used for a day off work? or maybe their are some genuine reasons for having a duvet day, like the ghosts in my house kept me up all night

Has anyone used the dead relation..be honest

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By *shoreMan
over a year ago

cork

Meeting me is a great excuse....genuine i know a few that had a close relation pass away a few time..(advantages of sub contracting)....the phone would ring...down tools sorry must go..(better job better pay somewhere else)

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

goes against my work ethics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never used a dead relative but I've pulled the odd sicky in my time, hanging your head off the edge of the bed makes you sound a lot worse

I can't come into work today, I'm sick.

How sick are you?

I'm in bed with my sister

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Never done it of course but apparently, winning Sam, hurricanes named after southern street walkers,(its a bit windy) any sporting triumph no matter how small, hangovers and not being bothered are all excuses.

When translated into Irish they all are a phone call saying

"I'm sick, think I ate something funny, probably dodgy takeaway" most common excuse for the above I heard.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The dog ate my car..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work with a girl who rang into work to say her parents died so she wouldn't be in for a few day... obviously she never returned to work after a manager went to her house to pay his respects her mother answered the door

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Know two guys who were on way to work together on the buildings til they heard it was Shakespeare's anniversary so they couldn't let the day pass without raising a glass to him

Same two guys were practically illiterate and vaguely knew of this Shakespeare guy

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By *ony8054Man
over a year ago

Cork


"Used to work with a girl who rang into work to say her parents died so she wouldn't be in for a few day... obviously she never returned to work after a manager went to her house to pay his respects her mother answered the door"

I worked with a guy who rang in and said

Wont be in as my mum is dead.

Once the foremen pulled him and said,

Thats the 3rd time you claimed your mother died in the last two years.

Your man says,

My mother died 10 year ago at this stage, I just thought id tell you.

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By *ony8054Man
over a year ago

Cork

Man : I wont be in today boss, I am sick

Boss : well just how sick are you?

Man : well, right now I am in bed with my sister.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Used to work with a girl who rang into work to say her parents died so she wouldn't be in for a few day... obviously she never returned to work after a manager went to her house to pay his respects her mother answered the door"

If it had been Halloween she'd have got away with it!

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

I didn’t go in the day after Paddy’s day, just didn’t turn up (I was 18) I told my boss the next day I’d had a fight with my Mam she had kicked me out haha

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

South

I have plenty of millenialls in my job. All use diahorrea at 9:00am every Saturday morning ha

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground... "

Because your new to me, my head goes round n round

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By *uniorendowedMan
over a year ago

London Derbyshire

your boss could be reading this thread

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...

Because your new to me, my head goes round n round "

Hahahaha gogo Jojo

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...

Because your new to me, my head goes round n round

Hahahaha gogo Jojo "

LOL think we`re giving our age away her hun lol Heard it on the radio other day, was singing away to it.. actions too

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...

Because your new to me, my head goes round n round

Hahahaha gogo Jojo

LOL think we`re giving our age away her hun lol Heard it on the radio other day, was singing away to it.. actions too "

Geg!! Must get the actions off you next time I see ya

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor


"Vertigo my head is in a spin, my feet don't touch the ground...

Because your new to me, my head goes round n round

Hahahaha gogo Jojo

LOL think we`re giving our age away her hun lol Heard it on the radio other day, was singing away to it.. actions too

Geg!! Must get the actions off you next time I see ya

"

Yeah, theyre too X-rated for Fab lol

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