FabSwingers.com forum: Hardys bar

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On a shitty night like that who wants a drink. First one free!!! I might need a few top heavy barmaids a cocktail expert and a front of house man or woman two glass washers and two door men. But we will worry about that in the morning

rack'em and stack'em shout away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry daquri please

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

"Strawberry daquri please

my favourite mmmm yes please

Mrs crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top heavy barmaid applying for role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bud please. Served by a bottom heavy barman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bud please. Served by a bottom heavy barman"

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By *on1980Man
over a year ago

City Centre

Guinness always tastes like more on a Friday

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

Hot port please

Got the flu jab on Monday and coincidentally I now have man flu

Mrs Newbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin & tonic please it's been a looooonnnggggg day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any singers in the house

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Another top heavy barmaid applying for the job.. My speciality is hand shaken cock tails

Who's first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any singers in the house

Aye

And being a woman i can mutitask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well multitask in the Corner lol and no Galway girl I'm trying to get the people in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any singers in the house

Pour me a vodka and and I will try and belt out a song pmsl

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Glad im not top heavy....lol

Barstool please and a large glass wine...thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gin and tonic please, cheers!

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

Bottle of sol please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any singers in the house

Pour me a vodka and and I will try and belt out a song pmsl

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I'll just set the bottle beside ya lol work away lol

Right I've enough barmaids and singers now!! I'm looking floor staff and bluffers &( fluffers) now and where the fook are the door men there's some of these dolls dry humping my new bar stools

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By *lue TopazWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Ooh i'll have a Black Russian please.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Sex on the Beach will do me xx

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A pint of Pale Ale please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listoke gin ....fever tree elderflower tonic and a garnish of orange peel ... two small straws and a sexy waiter please

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

I'll try a hot whiskey Hardy, with vegetables no ice please, two sugar o & Powers please tnks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Pale Ale please"

This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Pale Ale please

This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?

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your fired out ta fook

your ment to be singing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Pale Ale please

This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?

your fired out ta fook

your ment to be singing lol

You put me in the corner!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"A pint of Pale Ale please

This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?

I notice that too, the drinks aren't coming. The top heavy was too much for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Pale Ale please

This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?

I notice that too, the drinks aren't coming. The top heavy was too much for him.

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now you know I wouldn't shrek away from a Challange lol just can't get the staff these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Pale Ale please

This barman isn't up to scratch - can we go to your bar please?

your fired out ta fook

your ment to be singing lol

You put me in the corner!"
ta sing not sup pale ale

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Any singers in the house

I'll bring my guitar for the sing-along.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks.

You'll die of thirst

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By *alwaygirlpWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Well multitask in the Corner lol and no Galway girl I'm trying to get the people in

What's wrong with a Galway Girl??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks.

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your hire'd don't mind that Galway one lol if ya ask me there's far to much air getting in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well multitask in the Corner lol and no Galway girl I'm trying to get the people in

What's wrong with a Galway Girl??

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feck all but have you heard that one sing Jesus Louie Walsh has a lot to answer for putting that true lol

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

Let me buy you one Hardyboy

an Erotic Ropey Encounter with ice and extra hunni

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let me buy you one Hardyboy

an Erotic Ropey Encounter with ice and extra hunni

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lol I'm a little tied up at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hardy I'm dying of thirst over here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hardy I'm dying of thirst over here

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theres the bottle lol work away lol by the way how's the ski'ing coming on you mastered the sticks yet

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Hardy you're fired from the bar! You're a lousy bar keeper but I'd say you're a great front of the house person, so do what you do best and let someone else serve the drinks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!

You did not even order!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hardy I'm dying of thirst over here

theres the bottle lol work away lol by the way how's the ski'ing coming on you mastered the sticks yet

Oh yes I'm a pro

I've been practicing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!

You did not even order!

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.....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!

You did not even order!

.....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!

Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!

You did not even order!

.....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!

Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting!

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I'm sure you have much more subtle charms!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!

You did not even order!

.....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!

Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting!

I'm sure you have much more subtle charms!

Too late. Who's next?

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By *on1980Man
over a year ago

City Centre

"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here!

You did not even order!

.....that's because I've only just arrived,and can't near the bar...there should be top heavy table staff taking orders...they will be rewarded generously when the drinks arrive!

Fair enough, I would have served you a drink but I'm not top heavy. Hardy! Another customer is waiting!

I'm sure you have much more subtle charms!

Too late. Who's next?

How big is the queue?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get that man a drink

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks.

You'll die of thirst

I'll die d*unk and merry then. Lol

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Could I just have the 2 door men please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could I just have the 2 door men please

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you've had them lol

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Could I just have the 2 door men please

you've had them lol

Was I awake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top heavy barmaid here but only if I can dance on the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jeez!....who do you have to ride to get a drink around here! :

-D"

Me;)

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

can't beat a good pint of the black stuff

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

I just turned down a job at Hooters to apply for your barmaid position Hardy... room for wee one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've left my ID at home...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Top heavy barmaid here but only if I can dance on the bar

I'd love to see that!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Pint of Guinness here please DH. Just back from Pat Shortt gig and need refreshments after laughing so much

Absolutely NO cherry schnapps!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna have to tap out soon, just a Jaeger Bomb for me

and anyone else who wants to join in of course

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Pint of Guinness here please DH. Just back from Pat Shortt gig and need refreshments after laughing so much

Absolutely NO cherry schnapps!"

Ahh I had one, finished me off. I can only recommend it.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Pretty much anything alcoholic at this point. Been one of "those days"

Cheers everyone.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Pint of Guinness here please DH. Just back from Pat Shortt gig and need refreshments after laughing so much

Absolutely NO cherry schnapps!

Ahh I had one, finished me off. I can only recommend it.

Maybe, just maybe, I'll try one if we meet at a social. Until then, I'm sticking to what I know. Throw us on another Guinness and as there's so few still up, get a round in for the house on me

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Just off to perv the latest lady pics while you organise all the interesting concoctions being consumed.

Back shortly

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

For the night that's in it. I'll have a pina colada. I can pretend the roof isn't lifting off the house

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"For the night that's in it. I'll have a pina colada. I can pretend the roof isn't lifting off the house"

Similar to him and tonic, I can only have Piña Colada in hot sun. Wish my mind was where yours is

Enjoy.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"For the night that's in it. I'll have a pina colada. I can pretend the roof isn't lifting off the house

Similar to him and tonic, I can only have Piña Colada in hot sun. Wish my mind was where yours is

Enjoy."

Gin not him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cleaners required ASAP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dunno about cleaners but I've seen a few scrubbers tottering home today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like he had a late night. What time are open at ?

Oh are ye showing the Munster game today ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Open all hours and yes big screen up and running here and there's music tonight and I've borrowed a few of hooters barmaids

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

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By *eanontiWoman
over a year ago

Limerick

"For the night that's in it. I'll have a pina colada. I can pretend the roof isn't lifting off the house

Similar to him and tonic, I can only have Piña Colada in hot sun. Wish my mind was where yours is

Enjoy."

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Quick! Open the bar. Beanonti's on the rip

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Is there a delivery service? I need a tae please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will have a sex on the beach

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

"We will have a sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a delivery service? I need a tae please!

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can you open up I've blue balls

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *ommando4Man
over a year ago

South Co. Dublin

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Is there a delivery service? I need a tae please!

can you open up I've blue balls

Hardy, just cum and you'll feel better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a delivery service? I need a tae please!

can you open up I've blue balls

Hardy, just cum and you'll feel better

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naw there's bottles and glasses Layin all over the place I couldn't face it today

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Open all hours and yes big screen up and running here and there's music tonight and I've borrowed a few of hooters barmaids

Ssshhh you, dont tell the boss i pulled a sicky.. il get sacked if he finds out im doing the double

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