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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I just saw them in Lidl.

Hands up who has bought them already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!"

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what. "

I think I’ll take that risk and buy them Christmas Eve or the day before that, but only if I’m feeling super organized!

Admit it, DH, you bought them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mentioned the c word

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"You mentioned the c word "

Who said cunt?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"You mentioned the c word "

I'm deeply sorry Nymphy, the c stuff in the shop did that to me! Forgive me please

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"You mentioned the c word

Who said cunt? "

This is turning into a durty thread....

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what.

I think I’ll take that risk and buy them Christmas Eve or the day before that, but only if I’m feeling super organized!

Admit it, DH, you bought them? "

Sure I bought even 3 boxes of them in the hope that some will survive the dampness of my shed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought them in the sales last January

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what.

I think I’ll take that risk and buy them Christmas Eve or the day before that, but only if I’m feeling super organized!

Admit it, DH, you bought them?

Sure I bought even 3 boxes of them in the hope that some will survive the dampness of my shed. "

Phwooarr! I'd love to get my fingers in your damp shed!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

how to solve dampness!!

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By *ocforuMan
over a year ago

Cork City

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By *ocforuMan
over a year ago

Cork City


"I just saw them in Lidl.

Hands up who has bought them already? "
I have I'm waiting for you to call over and pull it

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what.

I think I’ll take that risk and buy them Christmas Eve or the day before that, but only if I’m feeling super organized!

Admit it, DH, you bought them?

Sure I bought even 3 boxes of them in the hope that some will survive the dampness of my shed.

Phwooarr! I'd love to get my fingers in your damp shed! "

Ahh you're a lil cracker yourself, where will I pull?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Yep starting earky.

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By *ocforuMan
over a year ago

Cork City


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what.

I think I’ll take that risk and buy them Christmas Eve or the day before that, but only if I’m feeling super organized!

Admit it, DH, you bought them?

Sure I bought even 3 boxes of them in the hope that some will survive the dampness of my shed.

Phwooarr! I'd love to get my fingers in your damp shed!

Ahh you're a lil cracker yourself, where will I pull? "
I'd let that up to you I don't tell a woman what to do

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what.

I think I’ll take that risk and buy them Christmas Eve or the day before that, but only if I’m feeling super organized!

Admit it, DH, you bought them?

Sure I bought even 3 boxes of them in the hope that some will survive the dampness of my shed.

Phwooarr! I'd love to get my fingers in your damp shed!

Ahh you're a lil cracker yourself, where will I pull? I'd let that up to you I don't tell a woman what to do"

Just spotted that low hanging fruit, five a day they say!

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By *ocforuMan
over a year ago

Cork City


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!

So? But you could tick one of your Christmas list and clog up your cupboard with the cracker box for the next two month but you know for certain that you won't be the one who's missing out on Christmas crackers no matter what.

I think I’ll take that risk and buy them Christmas Eve or the day before that, but only if I’m feeling super organized!

Admit it, DH, you bought them?

Sure I bought even 3 boxes of them in the hope that some will survive the dampness of my shed.

Phwooarr! I'd love to get my fingers in your damp shed!

Ahh you're a lil cracker yourself, where will I pull? I'd let that up to you I don't tell a woman what to do

Just spotted that low hanging fruit, five a day they say! "
that's what they say nice and fruity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can barely pull my own cracker, let alone the thought of sharing the joy with another is too stifling!

Fuck sake! It's 20th Oct!

How many weeks left?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's go down my list

Christmas pudding ... Got

.......... Cake...... Got

Mince pies.M&S deluxe.Got

Turkey.free from work.Got

Most Lidl snacks.....Got

Drinks mixers sale due to Dunn's sales

And due to family party last week I still have boxs off beer tins off pear and strawberry Cider under stairs.

And about 90% of gifts got thanks to eBay.

Oh bottles of Black Bush.Jack Daniels.Gin 4 different types.

Apple snaps

So I think Christmas is sorted just

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"God no, so wrong. It’s not even Halloween yet!"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its way to early for crackers

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