FabSwingers.com forum: Worst Fab pick-up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

For me it's the old gem 'I'll treat you like a lady and fuck you like a slut'.

Although I've had a marriage proposal and a cash for a meet message as well

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Fancy a fook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking drained! Lol

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin

You're stunning! Marry me!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The knicker sniffers and smokers are rife again at the mo

I had a marriage proposal in an opening mail couple of weeks ago too

The ones that start 'hello mammy' do make me

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By *ublinjonnMan
over a year ago

dublin

"The knicker sniffers and smokers are rife again at the mo

I had a marriage proposal in an opening mail couple of weeks ago too

The ones that start 'hello mammy' do make me

OMG!!!!!!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Im in your area

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The knicker sniffers and smokers are rife again at the mo

I had a marriage proposal in an opening mail couple of weeks ago too

The ones that start 'hello mammy' do make me

Forgot the Mammy seekers, very true!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Car fun tonight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gorgeous cock, want it sucked?"

Cheers dude, I'm ok though

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

You look like a right, dirty slut. Wanna meet?

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By *exysam and StuartCouple
over a year ago

over the hills and far away

Wanna sell your tong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car fun tonight!!!

Well, if your in my area

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By *uniorendowedMan
over a year ago

London Derbyshire

These days 'hi how are you doing' is really bad

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Car fun tonight!!!

Well, if your in my area

Now how can a girl refuse

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Can't say I have beeb chatted up yet on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car fun tonight!!!

Well, if your in my area

Now how can a girl refuse

Jesuz a result, cum ere till I ask ya, will you marry me too, and sell me your thong, we can smoke a bit of , oh and I'll pay you as well.

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Car fun tonight!!!

Well, if your in my area

Now how can a girl refuse

Jesuz a result, cum ere till I ask ya, will you marry me too, and sell me your thong, we can smoke a bit of , oh and I'll pay you as well.

Now im just being greedy but yes to everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't say I have beeb chatted up yet on fab.

Obviously I'm not trying hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ME MAN... COCK... YOU... UHHH!

Or some such caveman like grunts. Don't know, I switched off at 'me'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh you look cute,,,,

ya thanks pal but if ya read the profile Im not bi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a load here with ur name on it.when u want it

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By *onygirl19Woman
over a year ago

co dublin

Hiya

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Nobody would suck your old cock and lick your wrinkly balls as good as I do. I'll come over now if you tell me where.

From a 19 year old unverified tv.

Sent him to directions to Tipperary.

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Not on this site but was asked by a guy

"Would you fuck my passed out wife"

Am let me see.......

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Was told he'd love to split my ass like a peach....

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