FabSwingers.com forum: What Would be Written on Your Headstone?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not to get too morbid guys, just for the craic

If your reading this, your standing on my cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not to get too morbid guys, just for the craic

If your reading this, your standing on my cock

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He give as good as he got.

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

Here's lies a C*nt whom spoketh his mind. Loved by many, hated by many more. He lived a fab and full life.

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By *um64Man
over a year ago

Cork, Dublin

I told you I was sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 10/10/17 18:35:17]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told you I wasn't well.

Beaten to it!!!

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By *um64Man
over a year ago

Cork, Dublin

Beneath this sod lies another

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shit, its dark down here

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Free WIFI.

Might get more visitors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have two.cant decide which

Don't look down

Going nowhere fast

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By *odernLoveDublinMan
over a year ago

dublin

Im finally as stiff as I always wanted to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Not A Celebrity !!

Why Did You Put Me Down Here !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“In Ireland in 2008 if you lost €2,000,000 on bank shares and property you were classed as unlucky.

In the same year if you lost €2,000 in the bookies you were classed as an addict who needed help.

Fools and their money are soon parted no matter where they have left it after them.”

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By *um64Man
over a year ago

Cork, Dublin

Can you give me something for worms?

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Im finally as stiff as I always wanted to be"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be good but I'm rotten now.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"I told you I was sick"

"Beneath this sod lies another".

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The shell is here, but the Nut is gone

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

[Removed by poster at 10/10/17 19:03:29]

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"“In Ireland in 2008 if you lost €2,000,000 on bank shares and property you were classed as unlucky.

In the same year if you lost €2,000 in the bookies you were classed as an addict who needed help.

Fools and their money are soon parted no matter where they have left it after them.”"

You do know that you only get the one headstone ya?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“In Ireland in 2008 if you lost €2,000,000 on bank shares and property you were classed as unlucky.

In the same year if you lost €2,000 in the bookies you were classed as an addict who needed help.

Fools and their money are soon parted no matter where they have left it after them.”

You do know that you only get the one headstone ya?

ya would be better off getting burned

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Here is a Fab guy but he is Fab no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Shirley, oh Deborah, oh Julie, oh Jane

I wrote so many songs about you

I forget your name, I forget your name

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too

I forget your name

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too

I forget your name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's something nibbling at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He came he saw he conquered and came some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I said I needed my hole, I didn't mean this one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She came , she saw , she came some more

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Shirley, oh Deborah, oh Julie, oh Jane

I wrote so many songs about you

I forget your name, I forget your name

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too

I forget your name

Jennifer, Alison, Phillipa, Sue, Deborah, Annabel, too

I forget your name

fuck, I forgot what the thread was about

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

I see u have no knickers on again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's over defo no replay one way street but I had a blast and I met a person I love to bits and she will be pushing me down the big hill xxxx love ya foxey xxxx

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

Glasgow cork

I'm too busy I don't have the time....

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

She lies buried upside down so the world can kiss her ass

Tina

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

Two feet in the grave

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

Fairly hot down here...

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By *uff pleaserMan
over a year ago

dublin

here lies sean he was here now hes gone

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By *upoftea2Man
over a year ago

Dublin

Water the flowers, please!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

He had a good time getting here

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Non rien de rien, non, je ne regrette rien!

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

I'd rather be in Dublin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleanest hole he has ever been in!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Cleanest hole he has ever been in!"

Oh this so has me

. ????

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

"I'd rather be in Dublin

so me i say it all the time

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

Expired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Died of natural causes

Nothing serious

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By *oveheart666Woman
over a year ago

limerick

Yolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shot by a jealous husband at the age of 110

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Died of a broken heart*

Aged 89

*whilst getting ridden senseless by a 18 year old

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By *pforit74Man
over a year ago

a secluded seaside cottage, ballybunion,

here lies the bones of mary jones

and you may pass and wonder

but theses are not the only stones

that mary jones lay under

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Wish you were here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See ye soon, real soon!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TOLD you I was sick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Right, jokes over...let me out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He lives life to the full

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

She gave the best bj jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't fart, don't fart, don't fart, don't fart'

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By *arry and AnnCouple
over a year ago

Louth

Here lies Barry

He always went too far,

And when he got too giddy

Ann hit him with her car.

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea

"Ah fuck! I had plans for tonight"

"OK, maybe that's not how Spiderman does it"

"If you ever decide to do a bungee jump, check BOTH ends of the rope"

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