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Single Mans Guide to Fab ( for beginners )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Step by Step Guide.

1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby, online now ( not too close ) some dont like to play too close to home.

2. Take time read the profile, enjoy the pictures - fab your favourites.

3. Check that they are looking for a single guy, make sure that you are in their age range.

4. Compose a polite message. Dont be rude or crude. Be respectful, if its a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the key phrase they put near the bottom of their profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember no pic, No Reply.

5. Check the mail and press send.

6. Check sent messages is the blue dot there? Yes! There still on line.

6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.

7. Wait one minute - check who viewed me. Yes! Its them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.

8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox Hmmmmmm, nothing. Check sent mail. Yes! Their still online and they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.

9. Wait two minutes check mailbox again, Still nothing, check sent mail. Yes! It still shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot is gone, they've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.

10. Wait five minutes, check sent mail. Yes! Blue dot, Their back on!! Allow levels to rise again.

11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail No!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, But its irrelevant. Your hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.

12. Find a new profile and return to step one.

13 Repeat.

14 Repeat.

15 Repeat.

16 Repeat.

17. Google Pornhub.

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Hahaha very good OP

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Funny fooker.

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By *otnwild69Couple
over a year ago

cork city

That made me giggle

Stephanie x

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By *anther PurrrsWoman
over a year ago

the Shadows Purrring or Roaring

Pmsl that a cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right on the button OP.

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Lmao brilliant!

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By *RT650Man
over a year ago

Kildare

This is too true, at least Google is always there to help

????????

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

brillant OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool nice 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step by Step Guide.

1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby, online now ( not too close ) some dont like to play too close to home.

2. Take time read the profile, enjoy the pictures - fab your favourites.

3. Check that they are looking for a single guy, make sure that you are in their age range.

4. Compose a polite message. Dont be rude or crude. Be respectful, if its a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the key phrase they put near the bottom of their profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember no pic, No Reply.

5. Check the mail and press send.

6. Check sent messages is the blue dot there? Yes! There still on line.

6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.

7. Wait one minute - check who viewed me. Yes! Its them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.

8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox Hmmmmmm, nothing. Check sent mail. Yes! Their still online and they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.

9. Wait two minutes check mailbox again, Still nothing, check sent mail. Yes! It still shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot is gone, they've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.

10. Wait five minutes, check sent mail. Yes! Blue dot, Their back on!! Allow levels to rise again.

11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail No!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, But its irrelevant. Your hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.

12. Find a new profile and return to step one.

13 Repeat.

14 Repeat.

15 Repeat.

16 Repeat.

17. Google Pornhub."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Step by Step Guide.

1. Look at a female or couple profile nearby, online now ( not too close ) some dont like to play too close to home.

2. Take time read the profile, enjoy the pictures - fab your favourites.

3. Check that they are looking for a single guy, make sure that you are in their age range.

4. Compose a polite message. Dont be rude or crude. Be respectful, if its a couple - address them both. Make sure you include the key phrase they put near the bottom of their profile to make sure you've read it all. Attach a face pic. Remember no pic, No Reply.

5. Check the mail and press send.

6. Check sent messages is the blue dot there? Yes! There still on line.

6. Wait two minutes - view sent messages. Yes!!! They've read it. Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise.

7. Wait one minute - check who viewed me. Yes! Its them!! Just this minute! Allow optimism and expectation levels to rise further still. Begin to hope.

8. Wait two minutes - check mailbox Hmmmmmm, nothing. Check sent mail. Yes! Their still online and they haven't deleted your message either! Allow optimism and expectation levels to reach peak levels. They must be writing their reply.

9. Wait two minutes check mailbox again, Still nothing, check sent mail. Yes! It still shows as unread! But Oh No!! The blue dot is gone, they've gone off line. Allow optimism and expectation levels to drop and hope to fade.

10. Wait five minutes, check sent mail. Yes! Blue dot, Their back on!! Allow levels to rise again.

11. Wait two minutes. Refresh sent mail No!!! Message shows as deleted. The blue dot is still there, But its irrelevant. Your hopes and expectations come crashing down around your ears.

12. Find a new profile and return to step one.

13 Repeat.

14 Repeat.

15 Repeat.

16 Repeat.

17. Google Pornhub."

Story of my life there so true hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. I just go straight to #17 now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol"

You do a fair bit of shit stirring to be fair. I'm sure some would say you must have too much time on your hands as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol

You do a fair bit of shit stirring to be fair. I'm sure some would say you must have too much time on your hands as well "
Let's be honest mick their has to be shit their before you can stir it.Lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol

You do a fair bit of shit stirring to be fair. I'm sure some would say you must have too much time on your hands as well Let's be honest mick their has to be shit their before you can stir it.Lol"

A fair bit of it is of your own making.

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By *addy36Man
over a year ago

Mayo

True story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol

You do a fair bit of shit stirring to be fair. I'm sure some would say you must have too much time on your hands as well Let's be honest mick their has to be shit their before you can stir it.Lol

A fair bit of it is of your own making. "
Well mick except I had the diarrhea I could not possibly come up with that much shit.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol

You do a fair bit of shit stirring to be fair. I'm sure some would say you must have too much time on your hands as well Let's be honest mick their has to be shit their before you can stir it.Lol

A fair bit of it is of your own making. Well mick except I had the diarrhea I could not possibly come up with that much shit."

Try Imodium

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol

You do a fair bit of shit stirring to be fair. I'm sure some would say you must have too much time on your hands as well Let's be honest mick their has to be shit their before you can stir it.Lol

A fair bit of it is of your own making. Well mick except I had the diarrhea I could not possibly come up with that much shit.

Try Imodium "
Does it work.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Feck me some people have far to much time on their hands if they go that much trouble to get a ride.Lol

You do a fair bit of shit stirring to be fair. I'm sure some would say you must have too much time on your hands as well Let's be honest mick their has to be shit their before you can stir it.Lol

A fair bit of it is of your own making. Well mick except I had the diarrhea I could not possibly come up with that much shit.

Try Imodium Does it work."

I couldn't say for sure but you'd want to try it fairly soon and in heavy dosage or else you'll have the entire forum to yourself.

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Brilliant

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

PornHub to the rescue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha great fun.. that's #fabswingers in 17 points

Admin bring that in a golden frame on the startpage

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By *nnercityswingerMan
over a year ago

dublin

Very good. Story of my fab experience so far ??

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