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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Join me for a drink! I'm having a beer on this dull Friday night. Leave the shovel and pick to one side and join me. Fab bar is open what can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brandy please! ....Remy Martin preferably, but a Hennessey will do!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

It's been so long since this venue was open! At least you announced it, not like another that seems to have relocated and given no details before being full. Grrrr

Anyway, I'll start the evening with a Guinness please DH.

If it gets busy, Rowdy is an excellent wingman behind the taps

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Brandy please! ....Remy Martin preferably, but a Hennessey will do! "

Remy Martin it is! enjoy!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's been so long since this venue was open! At least you announced it, not like another that seems to have relocated and given no details before being full. Grrrr

Anyway, I'll start the evening with a Guinness please DH.

If it gets busy, Rowdy is an excellent wingman behind the taps"

A Guinness with boobie pattern in the head is cuming!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Pont of Guinness DH pls

I was just wondering how a fella got to see a pick where there clearly was two shovels no wonder he didn't get very far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jameson please if I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Join me for a drink! I'm having a beer on this dull Friday night. Leave the shovel and pick to one side and join me. Fab bar is open what can I get you? "

Thanks hunter. Its always good to see a forumite giving a helping hand, ill have a carlsberg please, and a bloody mary for yourself

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one. "

I hope your not in a hurry I don't think she has much experience of pulling a creamy head

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Pont of Guinness DH pls

I was just wondering how a fella got to see a pick where there clearly was two shovels no wonder he didn't get very far "

I've a pond of Guinness for you if you dig the hole, and your head cums prematurely

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

I hope your not in a hurry I don't think she has much experience of pulling a creamy head "

Pulling a creamy head ffs I wand to see how handy she is providing a stiff one

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Jameson please if I can "

Jameson certainly, a cube of ice always adds some kinkiness!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Pont of Guinness DH pls

I was just wondering how a fella got to see a pick where there clearly was two shovels no wonder he didn't get very far

I've a pond of Guinness for you if you dig the hole, and your head cums prematurely "

Think ull have to work on the head

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one. "

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pont of Guinness DH pls

I was just wondering how a fella got to see a pick where there clearly was two shovels no wonder he didn't get very far "

I will buy you a pint and we can bury the pick.Sorry ment bury the hatchet.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

I hope your not in a hurry I don't think she has much experience of pulling a creamy head "

I've no doubt in the lady's expertise.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"It's been so long since this venue was open! At least you announced it, not like another that seems to have relocated and given no details before being full. Grrrr

Anyway, I'll start the evening with a Guinness please DH.

If it gets busy, Rowdy is an excellent wingman behind the taps

A Guinness with boobie pattern in the head is cuming! "

Boobies beats a shamrock any day! Get one for yourself while you're there and keep em coming. I've a thirst on me now after a rant

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By *onzo1880Man
over a year ago

Tyrone, Ireland

Pint of Guinness please & whatever you are having yourself!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

I hope your not in a hurry I don't think she has much experience of pulling a creamy head "

Leave that to me BGF, while you keep on pulling your foreskin.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended! "

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me "

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Pont of Guinness DH pls

I was just wondering how a fella got to see a pick where there clearly was two shovels no wonder he didn't get very far I will buy you a pint and we can bury the pick.Sorry ment bury the hatchet."

I recommend a Jägermeister for yourself, it's good for the digestion and eases any rumblings.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink. "

It ain't sweet darling, it's fire water at it's best!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Pint of Guinness please & whatever you are having yourself!"

Apologies Conzo, almost forgot your pint, but I'll serve it with a seductive smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pont of Guinness DH pls

I was just wondering how a fella got to see a pick where there clearly was two shovels no wonder he didn't get very far I will buy you a pint and we can bury the pick.Sorry ment bury the hatchet.

I recommend a Jägermeister for yourself, it's good for the digestion and eases any rumblings. "

Ah go on you twisted my arm.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink.

It ain't sweet darling, it's fire water at it's best! "

If it smells/tastes of cherry, I ain't going within a country mile of it! Where is this the national drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drink it

U might like it

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me "

That's you being served with a submarine cherry Schnaps Guinness! I'm not sure about the combo but it works with lager and it's lethal!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Drink it

U might like it "

No! I'd probably gag, or worse.

I don't get hangovers because I stick to what I know. Took a good few years and cost a fortune to learn that lesson but, it's one I stick to.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink.

It ain't sweet darling, it's fire water at it's best! "

Oh go on so.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink.

It ain't sweet darling, it's fire water at it's best!

If it smells/tastes of cherry, I ain't going within a country mile of it! Where is this the national drink?"

It doesn't smell of cherry, it's not a liqueur, it's a Schnaps, it's crystal clear and burns down your throat.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Right, stick me on 2 pints of Guinness there DH. I'm off to watch the rest of Gerald's Game. If you're having a lock-in, I may see you later for a small one

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink.

It ain't sweet darling, it's fire water at it's best!

If it smells/tastes of cherry, I ain't going within a country mile of it! Where is this the national drink?

It doesn't smell of cherry, it's not a liqueur, it's a Schnaps, it's crystal clear and burns down your throat. "

Land it in between those 2 Guinness so and I'll give it a go.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink.

It ain't sweet darling, it's fire water at it's best!

If it smells/tastes of cherry, I ain't going within a country mile of it! Where is this the national drink?

It doesn't smell of cherry, it's not a liqueur, it's a Schnaps, it's crystal clear and burns down your throat.

Land it in between those 2 Guinness so and I'll give it a go."

Did you ever try a submarine? I wouldn't recommend the atomic one but one normal submarine can do quite bit of knocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this where the clique hang out Throw me a Bacardi & White with slice of orange ..Sláinte

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"It's been a long week DH.. whatever's handy once it's a stiff one.

Cherry schnaps from my home country comes highly recommended!

Yeuch! That's actually sent shivers down my spine at the thought!!

Cherry anything will do that to me

Cherry schnapps???? That's a girls drink.

It ain't sweet darling, it's fire water at it's best!

If it smells/tastes of cherry, I ain't going within a country mile of it! Where is this the national drink?

It doesn't smell of cherry, it's not a liqueur, it's a Schnaps, it's crystal clear and burns down your throat.

Land it in between those 2 Guinness so and I'll give it a go.

Did you ever try a submarine? I wouldn't recommend the atomic one but one normal submarine can do quite bit of knocking "

No, never did, which is surprising, as I love to go down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Is this where the clique hang out Throw me a Bacardi & White with slice of orange ..Sláinte "

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Is this where the clique hang out Throw me a Bacardi & White with slice of orange ..Sláinte "

I'll serve anyone as long as there no quarrels, Bacardi is cuming. Prost!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love "

Bit cold for sex on the beach??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this where the clique hang out Throw me a Bacardi & White with slice of orange ..Sláinte

I'll serve anyone as long as there no quarrels, Bacardi is cuming. Prost! "

Delicious ...quick service in this bar ... I seen the sign on the way in make lust not war

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love "

You stir with your stick and I knock it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between amy winehouse and captain morgans, captain morgans comes alive when ya add a bit of ...ooohh, drink is going to me head now..

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Mmmmm a little something to warm us both up before the shenanigans tomorrow night!....

A JD straight for me (Foo )

And a Cosmopolitan for Mme Boo please DH

*hic

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Is this where the clique hang out Throw me a Bacardi & White with slice of orange ..Sláinte

I'll serve anyone as long as there no quarrels, Bacardi is cuming. Prost!

Delicious ...quick service in this bar ... I seen the sign on the way in make lust not war "

Yep! Bare tits and saggy balls all welcome!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love

Bit cold for sex on the beach??"

Give blondie a big banana daiquiri, please hunter, and some nuts to suck on

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Mmmmm a little something to warm us both up before the shenanigans tomorrow night!....

A JD straight for me (Foo )

And a Cosmopolitan for Mme Boo please DH

*hic "

With ice?

The cosmopolitan served with a fresh cherry to suck!

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By *ysteryman2009Man
over a year ago

Ireland

Gin & tonic, slice of lime and plenty of ice nice lady.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love

Bit cold for sex on the beach??"

I agree we might get the drink shaken but certainly not stirred. I shrivel away

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love

Bit cold for sex on the beach??

Give blondie a big banana daiquiri, please hunter, and some nuts to suck on "

You just want to get me d*unk coz ya heard the rumours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love

Bit cold for sex on the beach??

Give blondie a big banana daiquiri, please hunter, and some nuts to suck on

You just want to get me d*unk coz ya heard the rumours

"

Im gettin d*unk now blondie, so lets be real, we are the rumour

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Gin & tonic, slice of lime and plenty of ice nice lady. "

Oh my I hope you aren't looking for a particular gin, I didn't follow that thread, I hope Bombay one is ok?

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

can't beat a good pint of the black stuff

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Ok lads last orders, I've to close soon unless rowdy steps in.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"can't beat a good pint of the black stuff "

Certainly sir, bum pattern head for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats the difference between a G.spot and a bottle of jack daniels, guys will actually search for a bottle of jack daniels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sambuca shots for every one

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Sambuca shots for every one "

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok lads last orders, I've to close soon unless rowdy steps in. "

Your closing so soon, what was that, holy hour

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Whats the difference between a G.spot and a bottle of jack daniels, guys will actually search for a bottle of jack daniels "

Get your coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab! "

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Ok lads last orders, I've to close soon unless rowdy steps in.

Your closing so soon, what was that, holy hour "

No holey hour.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love

Bit cold for sex on the beach??

Give blondie a big banana daiquiri, please hunter, and some nuts to suck on

You just want to get me d*unk coz ya heard the rumours

Im gettin d*unk now blondie, so lets be real, we are the rumour "

We started that rumour.

Lets start another ONE.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can we mix it up with a few cock tales hunter, I'll have sex on the beach, you have a climax for yourself love

Bit cold for sex on the beach??

Give blondie a big banana daiquiri, please hunter, and some nuts to suck on

You just want to get me d*unk coz ya heard the rumours

Im gettin d*unk now blondie, so lets be real, we are the rumour

We started that rumour.

Lets start another ONE. "

Are you d*unk, again.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too "

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir? "

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere "

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir? "

Cheers for the sambuca biguyf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him? "

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere "

Bring me anywhere??? Its always your place. It's your round pay the lady.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none."

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps "

* BGF, sorry for the Freudian slip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps "

you can see that hunter, I think I'll make this my local, with that service..p.s, im leaving blondie there, she's costing me a fucking fortune..

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps

you can see that hunter, I think I'll make this my local, with that service..p.s, im leaving blondie there, she's costing me a fucking fortune.. "

Nah you're just a tight git.

And you don't like spending money either.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Just nipped out of movie for a quick smoke. Throw me two more dirty black ones and a Jim Beam and Diet Coke there DH.

As you're shutting up, get yourself one of those cherry schnapps on me and thanks for the Fab service. Hope you are open again soon

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps

you can see that hunter, I think I'll make this my local, with that service..p.s, im leaving blondie there, she's costing me a fucking fortune..

Nah you're just a tight git.

And you don't like spending money either. "

I think you're spot on, have one on the house! A tight ass he is!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Just nipped out of movie for a quick smoke. Throw me two more dirty black ones and a Jim Beam and Diet Coke there DH.

As you're shutting up, get yourself one of those cherry schnapps on me and thanks for the Fab service. Hope you are open again soon"

There you go john! Call in rowdy for me, will ye please. I'm heading for the bra knicker free hair down zone. X

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps

you can see that hunter, I think I'll make this my local, with that service..p.s, im leaving blondie there, she's costing me a fucking fortune..

Nah you're just a tight git.

And you don't like spending money either.

I think you're spot on, have one on the house! A tight ass he is! "

Ill have a prosecco. I think he's gone DH . Through the back door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps

you can see that hunter, I think I'll make this my local, with that service..p.s, im leaving blondie there, she's costing me a fucking fortune..

Nah you're just a tight git.

And you don't like spending money either.

I think you're spot on, have one on the house! A tight ass he is!

Ill have a prosecco. I think he's gone DH . Through the back door. "

Oi,, I heard that, the taxi wont take ya.. your round so

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Sambuca shots for every one

Woohoo three cheers for miss fab!

Thank you, give that lady a climax too

Will do! Would you mind settling your bill, sir?

Blondies shout tonight, im trying to locate dublin taxi guy to get us home, ffs, cant bring her anywhere

Where's dublintaxiguy when you need him?

This is a position that really suits ya hunter, you have a nice way about you, attentive to the customers needs, and your skill on the pumps is second to none.

I'm not a newbie bfg, I've been around for a while and I've served the pumps

you can see that hunter, I think I'll make this my local, with that service..p.s, im leaving blondie there, she's costing me a fucking fortune..

Nah you're just a tight git.

And you don't like spending money either.

I think you're spot on, have one on the house! A tight ass he is!

Ill have a prosecco. I think he's gone DH . Through the back door.

Oi,, I heard that, the taxi wont take ya.. your round so "

You're too late I'm going to watch the end of the movie with _ohndunboyne.

You could always join us...

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Wasn't bad. Wasn't scary at all really. Wouldn't watch it again but a good adaptation of the book.

Now, thanks be to the heavens, I have a wee naggin sneaked in my pocket to keep me going for the last hour

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink! "

We just might as well

A pint of Bud please

And I'm buying so get everyone else one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink! "

Count me in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink!

We just might as well

A pint of Bud please

And I'm buying so get everyone else one too"

Lol us two lushes in a stampede to the bar

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink!

We just might as well

A pint of Bud please

And I'm buying so get everyone else one too"

Woohoo three cheers for Loncav! Certainly young lady, pint is on the way.

I'm on a Czech beer though.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink!

We just might as well

A pint of Bud please

And I'm buying so get everyone else one too

Lol us two lushes in a stampede to the bar"

Yay! Cheers Nymphy my darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink!

We just might as well

A pint of Bud please

And I'm buying so get everyone else one too

Woohoo three cheers for Loncav! Certainly young lady, pint is on the way.

I'm on a Czech beer though. "

Moneys no object - drink whatever you like

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Could have your busiest day yet tmoro DH

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Could have your busiest day yet tmoro DH "

With your day off the road tomorrow I hope you give me a hand, get your frilly apron on!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Ok with a day off tomorrow and who know what is coming towards us we might as well have a drink!

We just might as well

A pint of Bud please

And I'm buying so get everyone else one too

Woohoo three cheers for Loncav! Certainly young lady, pint is on the way.

I'm on a Czech beer though.

Moneys no object - drink whatever you like"

thanks! X

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West


"Could have your busiest day yet tmoro DH

With your day off the road tomorrow I hope you give me a hand, get your frilly apron on! "

Which one do you want on..I have lots of see through ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks and Carla will have a Strawberry Daiquiri.

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks and Carla will have a Strawberry Daiquiri. "

No problemo! Excellent choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks and Carla will have a Strawberry Daiquiri.

No problemo! Excellent choice. "

You know when I said I'd pay for it - I wan't thinking fancy drinks

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Could have your busiest day yet tmoro DH

With your day off the road tomorrow I hope you give me a hand, get your frilly apron on!

Which one do you want on..I have lots of see through ones "

Hmm, it's Sunday a white one today, and a light fluttery one tomorrow

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks and Carla will have a Strawberry Daiquiri.

No problemo! Excellent choice.

You know when I said I'd pay for it - I wan't thinking fancy drinks "

No worries I get them to pay the difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll have a glass of Black Bush on the rocks and Carla will have a Strawberry Daiquiri.

No problemo! Excellent choice.

You know when I said I'd pay for it - I wan't thinking fancy drinks

No worries I get them to pay the difference "

Keep pouring then

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Give me a large morgan spice and lemonade...ice and a straw please ....only thing getting lubicated tonight

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Give me a large morgan spice and lemonade...ice and a straw please ....only thing getting lubicated tonight "

Good woman, a good decision to join us. Drink is on the way! Slainte.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Pint of Guinness for myself and sorry for only arriving so late, so get one for yerself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, can I have a Sipsmiths (gin, in case it’s not popular here) and tonic please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant sleep!!

I’ll have a Dry Martini n lemonade please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listoke gin ... elderflower tonic ... orange to garnish and a good looking guy staring at me across the bar

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"Listoke gin ... elderflower tonic ... orange to garnish and a good looking guy staring at me across the bar "

Jaysus! Fancy drink. Watch out for DH slipping you a cherry schnapps. They get you into awful trouble

Catching your eye occasionally across the bar. Just nipping to the loo so I can see if you're wearing a skirt with a split that lets me see if you're wearing stockings

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I think the barmaid has gone AWOL! Along with the other customers!!

I'll just sneak behind the bar and get myself a JD n Coke

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Shall we have a drink?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Jameson and ice

And a Heineken please

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over. "

Ahh common one for the ditch!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch! "

Something interesting then... A benedictine perhaps?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a glass of iced water please hunter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch! "

Now that is a class saying

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By *tanonieMan
over a year ago

killorglin

Jasua the thirst is killing me here iam spitting feathers

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Jameson and ice

And a Heineken please "

Sorry for the delay, I could barely get of the sofa, overdid it yesterday on the bicycle, but here it comes, Jameson on the rocks and a blonde one!

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch!

Something interesting then... A benedictine perhaps? "

Where will I find a nun at this time of the day?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"I'll have a glass of iced water please hunter "

Sure young man, I put in a drop of cherry Schnaps.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch!

Now that is a class saying "

Howya F....can you I get you one?

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"Jameson and ice

And a Heineken please

Sorry for the delay, I could barely get of the sofa, overdid it yesterday on the bicycle, but here it comes, Jameson on the rocks and a blonde one! "

Thanks DH. Have one yourself too

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Jasua the thirst is killing me here iam spitting feathers "

Water or milk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch!

Now that is a class saying

Howya F....can you I get you one?"

Hiya S, a strong vodka with a dash of white pretty please

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch!

Now that is a class saying

Howya F....can you I get you one?

Hiya S, a strong vodka with a dash of white pretty please "

Coming up my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch!

Now that is a class saying

Howya F....can you I get you one?

Hiya S, a strong vodka with a dash of white pretty please

Coming up my friend "

You having one yourself?

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Czech beer for me as usual, my favourite

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam


"I've just emptied a bottle of red and I'm ready to fall over.

Ahh common one for the ditch!

Now that is a class saying

Howya F....can you I get you one?

Hiya S, a strong vodka with a dash of white pretty please

Coming up my friend

You having one yourself?"

DH has already poured mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem young lady you've some explaining to do

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Ahem young lady you've some explaining to do "

Having one of your fantasies again hardy or who are you talking to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahem young lady you've some explaining to do

I was having one of my fantasies again hardy lol I dream about you a lot you sexy man;) "

lol you'll have to stop dreaming about. Me dh lol

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

Captain Morgan and Orange and Crushed Ice.

Cheers

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Captain Morgan and Orange and Crushed Ice.

Cheers"

There you are, Slainte!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Never knew the bar was open I stayed in last night... I had a brewdog punk IPA....yum yum

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By *oghunter33 OP   Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Never knew the bar was open I stayed in last night... I had a brewdog punk IPA....yum yum"

It was only open for an hour or so after midnight for the ditch drinks.

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12


"Never knew the bar was open I stayed in last night... I had a brewdog punk IPA....yum yum

It was only open for an hour or so after midnight for the ditch drinks. "

Miss DH

What did you have.

XxxX

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..

is this bar gona stay closed allllll over Xmas,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martini shaken not stirred

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

One more Guinness before I move to Bacardi Oakheart and D Coke

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