FabSwingers.com forum: Girlfriend makes me smell her farts.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

at night when we are in bed my gal tells me to well it's in the headline. She doesn't stop telling be to and forces me. I didn't think it would bother me so now it does. I really like her. I don't want to break up with her because of this. I don't know what to say. I'm a nice guy I don't want to upset her but it is getting not cool now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this foreplay ?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There's two ways to deal with it: either you tell her or you give her a taste of your medicine.

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By *onbonsnaxMan
over a year ago

dublin

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By *onbonsnaxMan
over a year ago

dublin

"There's two ways to deal with it: either you tell her or you give her a taste of your medicine.

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Mayo men lose at everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

South

"I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!"

Exactly what I was thinking, eat a load of crap all day and give her the biggest Dutch oven she's ever gona get. That'll teach her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!

Exactly what I was thinking, eat a load of crap all day and give her the biggest Dutch oven she's ever gona get. That'll teach her

Hi five !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or just man up and tell her that it's pissing you off that she keeps purposely farting in bed and she needs to stop !

Everyone farts yes even me !! But I try not to subject other people to it, some things just aren't acceptable !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv got a some advice for you as follows..

1 have 50 euro

2 grab a paper

3 go too your local pub

4 drink as much guinness as you can

5 come home talking shite as you do when d*unk. Informing her now about the problem.

6 wait for theat beer too work its way down then let them rip.

7 inform her an tell her thats what im dealing with..

That doesnt work you could always use the really really bad opition

Go too your local joke shop get ya self a bag of stink bombs an well il leave it too you on where too put them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^^^

What above posted said

But make sure they are silent and deadly !!

Loud and proud just won't get the same look of disgusted surprise !!

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

South

"I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!

Exactly what I was thinking, eat a load of crap all day and give her the biggest Dutch oven she's ever gona get. That'll teach her

Hi five !!!

Great minds think alike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice... Dump her.

You can do a lot better than her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness, eggs , bake beans, plenty milk! Do it while she watches tv right in her face then hug her so she can go anywhere

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

Or tell her youve a single profile on here.

No more woman no more farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't handle the heat,get out of the Dutch oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or tell her youve a single profile on here.

No more woman no more farts."

Hahaha gas

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Or tell her youve a single profile on here.

No more woman no more farts.

Hahaha gas

Yes, mostly methane

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

"Or tell her youve a single profile on here.

No more woman no more farts.

Hahaha gas

Yes, mostly methane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's what you deserve when u cheating lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was my post it would read my ex girlfriend made me smell her fart once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would u want to be with her we are swingers not animals

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

On a serious note though, this has to be a wind up, hasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say so, he posted another thread a while ago about farting

I think he had a fart fetish

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By *irl4girlsWoman
over a year ago

Celbridge

Just no ... ugh

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

South

"On a serious note though, this has to be a wind up, hasn't it? "

Wind or wind? You could be seen as a pun master here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Berlin-Take my breath away is quiet fitting i think

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By *sexybitchWoman
over a year ago

north dublin

"I would say so, he posted another thread a while ago about farting

I think he had a fart fetish

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defo a fart fetish or I think he's having a laught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would say so, he posted another thread a while ago about farting

I think he had a fart fetish

defo a fart fetish or I think he's having a laught

I bet he gets a hardon when someone drops a stinker in a lift

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Oh the green and red of Mayo

I can smell her still

When she farted in Croke Park

Dublin blew her out of bed

Today's earworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha has be wind up

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By *ast_jjMan
over a year ago

Dublin and London

Just meet fire with fire....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Maybe her farts smell lovely. I know mine certainly do.

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By *llsbells Unicorn11Woman
over a year ago

Sligo

"I would build up a stinker and shove her head under the duvet !!!"

LMFAO I was going to say the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on her face and see how she likes it..

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By *seanameMan
over a year ago

dublin

Wait till she’s giving you a bj and then let one rip. Or get her to give you a rimming and then do it. Will teach her that shit ain’t funny

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Wait till she’s giving you a bj and then let one rip. Or get her to give you a rimming and then do it. Will teach her that shit ain’t funny "

I was just gonna say the same haha

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Just buy her a kite

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all a load a hot air if ya ask me

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By *ony109Man
over a year ago

Camborne

if you love your women, you're meant to inhale deeply and savour the aromas her lovely arse delivers.. I love female arse, and Im a perv, so for me, if she lets out a stinking fart, that means her arse is ready for attention and she wants you to get down there and tongue her arse, ready for insertion of your member.. I suggest you try reacting that way, you'll have fun that way...

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

Maybe it's her who's getting her own back on you

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By *oantrimcpl2010Couple
over a year ago

Lisburn

"Or just man up and tell her that it's pissing you off that she keeps purposely farting in bed and she needs to stop !

Everyone farts yes even me !! But I try not to subject other people to it, some things just aren't acceptable !!"
...Everyone farts yes even me !! .Yes we do know...been in same room with you littlewren many times when you let rip....You even made my eyes water on cpl time lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or just man up and tell her that it's pissing you off that she keeps purposely farting in bed and she needs to stop !

Everyone farts yes even me !! But I try not to subject other people to it, some things just aren't acceptable !!...Everyone farts yes even me !! .Yes we do know...been in same room with you littlewren many times when you let rip....You even made my eyes water on cpl time lol"

Piss off you two !!

It was a way of telling you its time to go home !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"at night when we are in bed my gal tells me to well it's in the headline. She doesn't stop telling be to and forces me. I didn't think it would bother me so now it does. I really like her. I don't want to break up with her because of this. I don't know what to say. I'm a nice guy I don't want to upset her but it is getting not cool now."
well we know the boss in that house lol

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