FabSwingers.com forum: Describe Your Genitalia in One Sentence.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My penis is a gentleman, it stands up so ladies have a place to sit down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kodak

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kodak "

Did ya mean kojak haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kodak

Did ya mean kojak haha"

Too funny.. I swear that's what I was trying to say... my phone obviously doesn't remember it.

Thank you.. still laughing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Kodak

Did ya mean kojak haha

Too funny.. I swear that's what I was trying to say... my phone obviously doesn't remember it.

Thank you.. still laughing "

Who loves ya baby! haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slippery when wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ I think my cock is exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.

The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.

It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.

If they could name a school after it, they should.

If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.

Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.

Poems, plays.

Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…

Sugar and spice and all things…”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“ I think my cock is exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.

The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.

It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.

If they could name a school after it, they should.

If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.

Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.

Poems, plays.

Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…

Sugar and spice and all things…”

Or in a word "Nice"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“ I think my cock is exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.

The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.

It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.

If they could name a school after it, they should.

If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.

Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.

Poems, plays.

Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…

Sugar and spice and all things…”

I imagine it can do some pissing too haha..

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Fixer upper...needs work to reach it's full potential, ideal for hands on enthusiast's.

And I call Foo "Girth Vadar"

Madame Boo

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

It has a mind of its own, could pop up at anytime.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fixer upper...needs work to reach it's full potential, ideal for hands on enthusiast's.

And I call Foo "Girth Vadar"

Madame Boo"

May the force be with you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In need of attention

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Fixer upper...needs work to reach it's full potential, ideal for hands on enthusiast's.

And I call Foo "Girth Vadar"

Madame Boo

May the force be with you..

He has taken me

...to the dark side, repeatedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life long best friend

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By *un4tooCouple
over a year ago

north cork

Hes been with me through thick and thin, id say hes my holemate.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hes been with me through thick and thin, id say hes my holemate."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Majestic.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A enchanted lil garden with a Calla Lily in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A enchanted lil garden with a Calla Lily in it.

and a likkle water feature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

User friendly!

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By *irl4girlsWoman
over a year ago

Celbridge

"“ I think my cock is exquisite.

I think it’s a fucking work of art.Like a Renoir. Or a Picasso.

The painting of my cock should hang at the Louvre.

They should study my cock in art classes, spend whole courses…studying the splendid contours of its exquisiteness, don’t you think?

They should also study my cock in science class cos it defies nature.

My cock is hard. It’s metal, it’s steel,it’s titanium.

It does not break. It does not weaken.

My cock can stand all day like a good soldier trying to impress his superiors.

If my cock could win a medal, it would.

If they could name a school after it, they should.

If it could save small Somali children from starving, it would and should, and it’ll have a Nobel fucking Peace Prize for it, the first such prize ever given to a cock.

My Nobel Prize-winning cock’s like a cheetah, all sleek and dangerous and deadly.

Sonnets should be written about how dangerous my cheetah cock is.

Poems, plays.

Wars should be won over it, kingdoms fallen because of it.

My cock is lightning. It is fire. It is a volcano brewing with the sacred semen, lava…

Sugar and spice and all things…”

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Your going to have to stick it up now .....PLEASE !!!

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Perfectly functional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Perfectly functional

Stunt cock

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By *xplicitlyricsMan
over a year ago

south dublin

Charasmatic

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Perfectly functional

Stunt cock

...to the rescue!

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By *akemesmileWoman
over a year ago

in sexy town

Silky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doesn't resemble a sky remote

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By *oodbuddy 51Man
over a year ago

Puerto Rico, Gran Canaria

He does what it says on the tin at satisfying the ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The last time I was in a woman, was when I went into the statue of liberty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Spear of Destiny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Spear of Destiny"

If ya cum a little closer, ya can wee on me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vagina miner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiny

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By *onbonsnaxMan
over a year ago

dublin

cums hands free

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"The Spear of Destiny

If ya cum a little closer, ya can wee on me...

All about watersports tonight, do you need a shower?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My purple head warrior

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

Awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awesome

This is not the poster above thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Spear of Destiny

If ya cum a little closer, ya can wee on me...

All about watersports tonight, do you need a shower?

Maybe if ya spent more time watering your calla lily, ya wouldn't be worrying about my sprinkler

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"The Spear of Destiny

If ya cum a little closer, ya can wee on me...

All about watersports tonight, do you need a shower?

Maybe if ya spent more time watering your calla lily, ya wouldn't be worrying about my sprinkler

My calla lily is a very sensitive one and needs a very specific diet.

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Underworked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My penis and ball s stay together like a golf club and its balls looking for 18 holes they can putt into...

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Overworked and under payed!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply fablous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sub-optimally under-utilised.

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Satisfaction guaranteed

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Awesome

This is not the poster above thread

That is clearly apparent in the thread title

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awesome

This is not the poster above thread

That is clearly apparent in the thread title

I don't mean to offend, I'm just teasing..

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Always hungry

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Universal, in size fits all.

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By *wingme22Man
over a year ago

Galway

Its the only one iv got but have had no complaints yet!.....

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Lonley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An ex once named my cock Carl, as in "carlsberg don't do cocks but if theu did......." and that's the only name its ever been given

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Like the battery,, ever ready

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently closed for business

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

It's Grand.

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By *ancylaceloverTV/TS
over a year ago

Limerick

Micro liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Willy AKA John T

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By *uckypuppy007Woman
over a year ago

dublin

Edible

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

The everlasting gobstopper

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