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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hey guys any funny or interesting puns for the guns slogans...

Leash your pet, before launching the jet

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Cover me dick, I'm going in!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be a nonnie slap on a johnie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont wanna be a dad ? Then cover your lad.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dont be a fool, cover your tool

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

If they were reusable.

Thank you come again...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not original but...

Cover it in laytex or she gonna get your paychecks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not original but...

Cover it in laytex or she gonna get your paychecks"

As moderator of this thread, I just want to distance myself from that comment haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1: Cover your stump before you hump.

2: Dont be silly, cover your willy.

3: If you go into heat, package ur meat.

4: Dont make a mistake, cover ur steak.

5: Dont be fool, cover ur tool.

6: Dress her up before you mess her up.

7: No glove, no love.

8: Cover ur stone. B4 you bone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a fool cover ur tool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1: Cover your stump before you hump.

2: Dont be silly, cover your willy.

3: If you go into heat, package ur meat.

4: Dont make a mistake, cover ur steak.

5: Dont be fool, cover ur tool.

6: Dress her up before you mess her up.

7: No glove, no love.

8: Cover ur stone. B4 you bone."

Well tanx very much lotty, there's just no foreplay with ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"1: Cover your stump before you hump.

2: Dont be silly, cover your willy.

3: If you go into heat, package ur meat.

4: Dont make a mistake, cover ur steak.

5: Dont be fool, cover ur tool.

6: Dress her up before you mess her up.

7: No glove, no love.

8: Cover ur stone. B4 you bone.

Well tanx very much lotty, there's just no foreplay with ya"

Straight to the point

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Anyone ever see the bar code at the bottom of a confom?

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...


"Anyone ever see the bar code at the bottom of a confom?"

Condom!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone ever see the bar code at the bottom of a confom?

Condom!!! "

Never really paid attention to it as I may have other things on my mind

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Have you got your raincoat it's wet here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This would be donr like an adult cartoon theme!!!

A vagina talking to an erect penis queing outside a nightclub called 'le condom'

The vagina flutters her lady bits eyebrows at the penis and asks him......'u come here often?'

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Condoms - because you don't know where they've been

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Condoms - because you don't know where they've been"

Or because you do know...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Condoms - because you don't know where they've been"

Well I hope the condoms haven't been anywhere else before and come straight out of a sealed wrapper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It only takes a jiffy to cover your stiffy

You can't go wrong if you cover your schlong

Cover your boner or you could be a donor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Condoms - because you don't know where they've been"

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By *jb_1980Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Where a condom just in Casey, don't rush in like bishop casey"

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Condoms.

It's like going paddling in your wellies.

But at least the jellyfish don't sting you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got condoms?

Ya!

Well put it on then

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