FabSwingers.com forum: Whats the best insult you got on fab

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A guy i shot down just replied "go f##k yourself your not that hot anyway you look like johnny cash all dressed in black there is more than one colour" lol you gotta love that

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Hi OP. Never been insulted. Just ignored!!

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"A guy i shot down just replied "go f##k yourself your not that hot anyway you look like johnny cash all dressed in black there is more than one colour" lol you gotta love that

Haven't been insulted but have been threatened

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

i got ur mother must be proud for raising a whore..

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By *r Connie LingusMan
over a year ago

Limerick

Some people can't take rejection well

Keyboard warriors the lot of them

Even the good fr won't be forgiving them

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hi OP. Never been insulted. Just ignored!!

Did someone say something?

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By *elticgoddessTV/TS
over a year ago

Plumstead

So many I've forgotten half, the latest one was 'why did you message me??? I'm weirded out now!'

The messaged me first and I hadn't replied.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save your breathe!! Youll need it to blow up your date tonight.. cheek of them

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

I have got "well you are nothing to write home about" after I had ignored his repeated messages about how great I was

Worst was the one that was going to R**e me because I didn't drool over his cock pic!!!

Also got a you must be desperate now after I had a break up lol never

Madame Boo

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

"Hi OP. Never been insulted. Just ignored!!

Did someone say something?

... fecks sake!!

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Best I’ve had was. Why would I fuck you you look like a guy in a dress. Like wtf. Spec savers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best I’ve had was. Why would I fuck you you look like a guy in a dress. Like wtf. Spec savers lol"

You win

Thats funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best part of you ran down your father's leg...I still get a chuckle from that one

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

"Best part of you ran down your father's leg...I still get a chuckle from that one"

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

[Removed by poster at 27/09/17 15:54:24]

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

I said no last time...6 months ago.

Not so much as a insult, but like we should remember all the knock backs we receive.

For some of us that's lots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a fat ass and must be an ugly c**t as well

That was the best one yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your not even that nice anyway and I only wanted a ride" after I said no to meeting

The funniest I got was on a previous site after I pointed out his very fake profile pic he told me to go back to my council estate and learn to spell and speak properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fat ass and must be an ugly c**t as well

That was the best one yet

Yeah, sorry about that, I was having a bad day

Just in case it's not apparent, I'm joking, it wasn't me!

I've never been properly insulted on here, I'm far too dull to elicit such anger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a fat ass and must be an ugly c**t as well

That was the best one yet

Yeah, sorry about that, I was having a bad day

Just in case it's not apparent, I'm joking, it wasn't me!

I've never been properly insulted on here, I'm far too dull to elicit such anger"

Yeah I know it was you

How could you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must defend my honour here, I said you HAD an ugly c**t

That's the bridges to Legaltown sufficiently burnt. Who's next? lol

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

Don't think we've ever been insulted. Spice was offered €300 for me for a night tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're kinda hot for a fat bird'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't think we've ever been insulted. Spice was offered €300 for me for a night tho

ffs, cant make out who your talking about, how do you differentiate the genders between sugar and spice, I wish people would put a bit more thought in to their username....haha, only kiddin, just wanted you to feel my pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told i looked like i had a rolling pin shoved up my stomach !!

That gave me a chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" would you ever fuck off you perverted ugly prick. Stop messaging me ya fat cunt. I'm blocking you now Fucking asshole".

I recieved this message and sat there wondering what the hell id done. I'd only messaged the woman once the previous day. Actually thought about leaving fab until 10 minutes later I received another message from same woman. " sorry about that. I send message to you by mistake, it was meant for a creep on here stalking me. Sorry again. Could you send me a face pic " ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You're kinda hot for a fat bird'

I wish I knew what people are thinking when they write these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/09/17 13:01:26]

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Had a message about a 2 years ago

Telling me my pics were horrendous and thankfully 1 of them was out of focus because if it was a clear picture they would have vomited on seeing it

Sender went unlos after sending the message, brave person

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got a message from a 50yr old man saying will you read my texts you stupid c''t.. a little harsh i thought lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look I don't mind fucking you even though you are fat"... That was a first message and I think I was meant to be pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You're kinda hot for a fat bird'

I wish I knew what people are thinking when they write these

You gotta laugh! I do anyway.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

"'You're kinda hot for a fat bird'

I wish I knew what people are thinking when they write these

You gotta laugh! I do anyway. "

The genius about that one is he thought he was being complementary.

Best kinda of insults are always from stupid people....

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"'You're kinda hot for a fat bird'

Whaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You're kinda hot for a fat bird'

Whaaaaaa

That's only one of many over the years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think the worst was after getting a message saying how unreal our pics where and how good we looked etc etc. We said a polite thanks but not what we're looking for and got a nasty one back saying how we're ugly anyway and Mrs is barely average looking. We laughed at how pathetic it was.

Another was a single male turned nasty after a bit of a chat where we had made clear we weren't looking to meet but we're happy to talk and that if things changed we'd let them know.

They saw we'd been playing at a party and got all pissy that we didn't hook up with them if we were playing.

Dodged a wrong one there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Save your breathe!! Youll need it to blow up your date tonight.. cheek of them

That made me chuckle in fairness. Hope it didn't offend you too much.

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

"Don't think we've ever been insulted. Spice was offered €300 for me for a night tho

I was offered €50 which I didn't find insulting...untill someone else offered me €500

Never actually received an insulating mail though, guess I've been lucky

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Don't think we've ever been insulted. Spice was offered €300 for me for a night tho

I was offered €50 which I didn't find insulting...untill someone else offered me €500

Never actually received an insulating mail though, guess I've been lucky "

I get lot's of those kind of mail's... I just put them in the attic and around the immersion

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told my cock was to big a couple of times ! Does that count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked it I was a Tv !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked it I was a Tv !! "

Sony..Panasonic..??

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By *infulmeWoman
over a year ago

somewhere in Wexford

"'You're kinda hot for a fat bird'

Whaaaaaa

That's only one of many over the years

Right there with you. And the whole 'you have a pretty face'

But yep you just gotta laugh and move on, their loss

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By *ugarandspice101Couple
over a year ago

Belfast

"Don't think we've ever been insulted. Spice was offered €300 for me for a night tho

I was offered €50 which I didn't find insulting...untill someone else offered me €500

Never actually received an insulating mail though, guess I've been lucky "

I was only insulted because the question was directed at my hubby and not me. Like ya can buy inflatable dolls for less than €300

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked it I was a Tv !!

Sony..Panasonic..??"

LG life's good ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One I used at work ... " I'm not fucken ordering you around, I'm highlighting your stupidity "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow your hot, can't believe your nearly 50.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got

"congratulations on being the ugliest woman on fab"

All because i didn't reply to repeated offers to

"fuck your ass till it bleeds"

Lol

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I'm not sure it's an insult but I've been called a white knight

But also had people call me a dangerous psychopath this was said to people never to me directly lol

So two insults probably totally opposite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure it's an insult but I've been called a white knight

But also had people call me a dangerous psychopath this was said to people never to me directly lol

So two insults probably totally opposite "

Laid I've k own you quite some time and that's two things I'd never call you

LOL

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I'm not sure it's an insult but I've been called a white knight

But also had people call me a dangerous psychopath this was said to people never to me directly lol

So two insults probably totally opposite

Laid I've k own you quite some time and that's two things I'd never call you

LOL "

I know there's so many more things I could be called

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sure it's an insult but I've been called a white knight

But also had people call me a dangerous psychopath this was said to people never to me directly lol

So two insults probably totally opposite

Laid I've k own you quite some time and that's two things I'd never call you

LOL

I know there's so many more things I could be called "

Manhoor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not as fat as I thought you’d be

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I'm not sure it's an insult but I've been called a white knight

But also had people call me a dangerous psychopath this was said to people never to me directly lol

So two insults probably totally opposite

Laid I've k own you quite some time and that's two things I'd never call you

LOL

I know there's so many more things I could be called

Manhoor

Says the tart with a heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re not as fat as I thought you’d be

I think I actually said that to you when we met....but a but more tactfully I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re not as fat as I thought you’d be

I think I actually said that to you when we met....but a but more tactfully I hope

It wasn’t you

You were funny/nice about it....right before I inhaled a big feed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally send an introduction message,saying who I am where I'm from what I'm into etc etc. Not always but sometimes accompanied with my face picture. This one time I had sent all that and the reply was, I wouldn't get up on you to get over a wall...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I normally send an introduction message,saying who I am where I'm from what I'm into etc etc. Not always but sometimes accompanied with my face picture. This one time I had sent all that and the reply was, I wouldn't get up on you to get over a wall... "

How fucking rude!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's what I thought!!! I didn't make too much of it though! What's the point!!

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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Ha, I just got this message....

"Think your a funny forum guy do ya!

Well you have to be as your fucking ugly."

From a shadow with no veris.

Because.....Not sure. Got excited too when I saw a message in my inbox haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most memorable was a guy who posted looking for a meet the day after we were due to meet as a back up in case I didn't put out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I've ever been insulted on fab, ffs not this again. Somebody send me abuse so i feel like a fabber

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy i shot down just replied "go f##k yourself your not that hot anyway you look like johnny cash all dressed in black there is more than one colour" lol you gotta love that

Course i have

sure im nothing but a whore

Cunt

Cum bucket and lot's more but those's names mean feck all to me it's the net after all keyboard worriers ...real shame it all came from someone i thought was a true friend on here ....his loss

I'm sure your reading this looser ...You are the weakest link goodbyeee

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By *ussybangMan
over a year ago

ML3

I sent a friendship request to a lady with introduction and few lines of message, got a reply with the N word, saying this place is not for people like me, that I should fuck back to Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy i shot down just replied "go f##k yourself your not that hot anyway you look like johnny cash all dressed in black there is more than one colour" lol you gottua love that

I had one guy the other day from outa the blue say-24meets in 4months the n17 sees less traffic than you! He got told to fuck off deleted and blocked, I then had to ask my friend where the n17 was as im not a driver lol

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By *o hassleMan
over a year ago

moira

Sort of an insult to me as a person

Girls blocking me because another person did .

Shallow as feck , at least have a conversation and make your own judgement . We are not all going to get on with everyone but hey .... make your own decision dont follow the leader.

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By *imeoutaloneMan
over a year ago

Dublin to Westmeath

Or another I'd think a few have got before themselves.

Blocked after sending a face picture, after the recipient asked while deep into conversation.

Oh just me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A guy i shot down just replied "go f##k yourself your not that hot anyway you look like johnny cash all dressed in black there is more than one colour" lol you gotta love that

Course i have

sure im nothing but a whore

Cunt

Cum bucket and lot's more but those's names mean feck all to me it's the net after all keyboard worriers ...real shame it all came from someone i thought was a true friend on here ....his loss

I'm sure your reading this looser ...You are the weakest link goodbyeee

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By *eeperscreepersMan
over a year ago

Tipp

I once said to a girl "was looking at your profile and thought it rude not to say hi"

She replied "you should've been rude goodbye" haha

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By *ivelifeMan
over a year ago

South

Nothing worse than a new profile on here and you be polite give then the time of day thinking the are genuine and the keep demanding photos and them with non and if you try to be polite and say well we are all here for one reason so live a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got after chatting for a bit and face pic sent " god you are one ugly fucker"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got after chatting for a bit and face pic sent " god you are one ugly fucker"

Now I said 'A face only your mammy could love '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i got ur mother must be proud for raising a whore..

Well their father must be ashamed of raising a prune for a son haha

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