FabSwingers.com forum: Shit website

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This website is fucking so shit. You try to be nice to women on here and all they do is delete your email without even saying "" look I'm not interested. If you don't have a six pack your fucked in my opinion which is pathetic in my mind. Lots of decent funny guys on here don't have a perfect body but are good craic etc..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell us a joke..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a six pack and I do alright. I think women appreciate manners and a sense of humour. Don't think your inbox will be flooded after this forum thread but keep at it mate

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Trust me you don't need a six pack to get meets. You'll find a lot of guys with six-packs have the same problem as you. It's all down to supply and demand. Women can't be expected to respond to every email some get 100s of mails a day. The site FAQ states that no reply means not interested.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

There was a thread recently, asking: what do you prefer? gym body or dad bod or sweet spot in between.

Most women replied dad bod or sweet spot. The gym body was the least sought after.

Now where does that leave us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a thread recently, asking: what do you prefer? gym body or dad bod or sweet spot in between.

Most women replied dad bod or sweet spot. The gym body was the least sought after.

Now where does that leave us..."

Still waiting for the joke

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"There was a thread recently, asking: what do you prefer? gym body or dad bod or sweet spot in between.

Most women replied dad bod or sweet spot. The gym body was the least sought after.

Now where does that leave us..."

It leaves us with looking to find another excuse why we can't get meets. I'm going to blame fine gael

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Op what are you complaining about you're here 5 weeks and have already had one meet there are people who are here longer than you but are still trying to get their first meet

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By *irl4girlsWoman
over a year ago

Celbridge

Only six pack for me is carlsberg them other ones are overrated if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All I'm saying is where is the good old fashion banter n craic.its not an attack on every woman here

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By *irl4girlsWoman
over a year ago

Celbridge

"All I'm saying is where is the good old fashion banter n craic.its not an attack on every woman here "
i tend to find it in the forums

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That was a meet last year in Galway nearly two years ago my friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who pissed in ur cornflakes. Your like a big baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's always one idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting your mail deleted is just the same as them saying they aren’t interested.

Maybe switch up what you are saying in your mails......

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Boooooo hoooooooo youd want thick skin on this site....if its that shit then why are you here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another single guy thinking this is just a sex site and that every woman should politely open there legs when a guy messages...

This is a site for swingers and while maybe a small percentage of people are here for 1 on 1 vanilla sex the majority aren't. People are here to fulfil their fantasies , not your needs!

No reply is a reply, it means they're not interested , but you seem like a really nice well mannered patient guy, who understands that for single women here, they are vulnerable and so will be very careful who they pick and choose to chat to and meet up with... you'll do well after this forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a six pack and I'm doing just fine thanks. Maybe the lack of abs isn't the issue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As they say, be patient.

Timing and luck has a bit to play in it too.

Lots of decent, funny salt of the earth fellas, like myself,just keep soldiering on regardless, take the knock backs and keep going.

Chat and be pleasant, as if you were face to face at a bar and you've 3 mins to impress her.

Keep an open mind and you'll get there.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"That was a meet last year in Galway nearly two years ago my friend "

So you are a returning member? What did you do to get meets last time you where here? The site hasn't changed much in the past two years.

There's lots of things you can do to increase your chances of getting a meet firstly stop whining about how shite it and trying to blame your lack of meets on others.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look I'm mature enough to know. I've travelled over the world for 16 years. I'm clued up on woman and I respect them and there needs. What's wrong in just replying back saying I'm not interested. I understand that.. that's all I want to say. If you don't have a fit body your fucked on this site which I find very shallow. That's all I have to say. Enjoy your Friday guys and ladies ??

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

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"Look I'm mature enough to know. I've travelled over the world for 16 years. I'm clued up on woman and I respect them and there needs. What's wrong in just replying back saying I'm not interested. I understand that.. that's all I want to say. If you don't have a fit body your fucked on this site which I find very shallow. That's all I have to say. Enjoy your Friday guys and ladies ??"

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

I'm the poster boy for the case that you don't need a six-pack to get meets and that being a normal guy with a sense of humour and a filled out profile can get as many meets as you want and as regular as you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that's your insecurities talking there .... You're obviously not mature enough to know how to behave when rejected. ... no reply is a reply! IF you're verification is real and where here before you would know that... No one is obliged to reply to you, they never asked you to message in the first place so stop whinging about how people choose to deal with messages they've recieved.. If you have such a low opinion on the site and think people are thay shallow then i suggest you delete your profile and move on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These sort of threads are starting to become very annoying. 6 packs have nothing to do with. If u don't get a reply then tough. Everyone has bustle lives and everyone has their own preferences.

This is a swinging site not a sex site. Most single men on here use it as a sex site but most single women use it to for full their fantasies .

Grow a pair and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a thread recently, asking: what do you prefer? gym body or dad bod or sweet spot in between.

Most women replied dad bod or sweet spot. The gym body was the least sought after.

Now where does that leave us..."

It leaves me sticking with the Yoga

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah and you go play with your pink jocks !!

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

"Who pissed in ur cornflakes. Your like a big baby

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

It's about enjoying yourself not taking things serious . Be funny and dont ever be rude or annoy the ladies .

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By *ngloirishcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

"There was a thread recently, asking: what do you prefer? gym body or dad bod or sweet spot in between.

Most women replied dad bod or sweet spot. The gym body was the least sought after.

Now where does that leave us..."

Well that leaves us with my Dadbod

Anglo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look everybody is entitled to there opinion. That's the way I see a lot of women on this site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look everybody is entitled to there opinion. That's the way I see a lot of women on this site. "

Then why are you on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its good to vent

here is a good a place as any, so what do you have op, as oppose to what you don't have, personality, experience etc, how do you get that across in a way that might make you stand out from the other few hundred guys competing for the same prize here, maybe step back, think about the person you want to portray here and compose another post that highlights who you are and what you have to offer,bring your imagination into the game...everybody has to workout here whether it be physically, emotionally or mentally..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was with a woman and asked her what it was like as a woman on fab and she showed me. She updated her status and was literally flooded with what were obviously messages offering to fuck her there and then, nobody has the time to wade through all that and reply with a "thanks for the kind offer but no thanks" to all of them. Read and deleted, unread and deleted, unread, as has been mentioned is a reply, "no thanks"

The trick then is making yourself stand out from the suck my dick brigade.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

My two cents. If I was a woman and getting 500 messages a day...I wouldn't be replying to every one of them just to say 'Thanks for your lovely message but I'm not interested. Best of luck etc.' - just wouldn't be possible. There is a reason why no reply means not interested. Its the rules, its not people being horrible or mean.

Anyone here just to get their leg over is approaching the lifestyle from the completely wrong angle. Not saying that's you OP by the way

, just making a general point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your statement is very shallow

I think you should put on your big boys trousers and back track a little. I think you have an attractive body but if you have no sense of humour and paper thin skin on here it would make me think twice. Move on everyone's had emails deleted on them it's not the end of the world and doesn't mean people are looking six pack tummy's...

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By *ineMan
over a year ago

In cave behind a waterfall on a hill

This is going to end about as well as all the other I can't get a fuck the instant I want one threads...

Wanders back into man cave shaking head at the waste of pixels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not allowed to be frustrated until you've paid to be a site supporter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Look I'm okay /fit guy and can take criticism no problem at all. I'm far from perfect but I just don't get how some women are so shallow on her that's all I'm saying .

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

If you're funny and good craic I'd say fill out your profile to show that

Doesn't even have to be funny but put something more than u got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look I'm okay /fit guy and can take criticism no problem at all. I'm far from perfect but I just don't get how some women are so shallow on her that's all I'm saying ."

Shallow men & shallow women in all walks of life why think you won't come across some on a swing site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look I'm okay /fit guy and can take criticism no problem at all. I'm far from perfect but I just don't get how some women are so shallow on her that's all I'm saying ."

And men arent? As said above no-one obliged to reply to your messages. And some womem get 100's a day and im sure they dont have time to go through each one. Also know that sonetimes sending a polite reply results in been sent nasty messages back. Personally i like an athletic body and i may have been brave and sent a message once or twice without a reply which too me means not interested and i move on.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

I have a dad bod and I've been fooked often enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

That's a bit antagonistic, maybe he just uses his experience of swinging in a more respectful way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

That's a bit antagonistic, maybe he just uses his experience of swinging in a more respectful way."
Maybe he can answer for himself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

That's a bit antagonistic, maybe he just uses his experience of swinging in a more respectful way. Maybe he can answer for himself."

Oh, I wasn't sure if you were deliberately looking for a reaction, im sure he can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

That's a bit antagonistic, maybe he just uses his experience of swinging in a more respectful way. Maybe he can answer for himself.

Oh, I wasn't sure if you were deliberately looking for a reaction, im sure he can."
Don't know what you mean.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

Ah I'm a white knight? Is that why I get meets? If so excellent but I thought it was my rugged good looks and my charm but either way I'm happy. So what's your excuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads just put me right off the people who start them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

Ah I'm a white knight? Is that why I get meets? If so excellent but I thought it was my rugged good looks and my charm but either way I'm happy. So what's your excuse? "
My excuse is I'm very hard to please.

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By *adness400Man
over a year ago

dublin

Of course some women are like that and men are to . It is very hard when your messages are very rarely even opened but if you don't like it leave and if you want Craic and banter just head out tonight it's easier to pull in the real world than on this

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

Ah I'm a white knight? Is that why I get meets? If so excellent but I thought it was my rugged good looks and my charm but either way I'm happy. So what's your excuse? My excuse is I'm very hard to please."

On a different note what's your definition of a white knight? As I'm not sure if you are insulting me or not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

On a different note what's your definition of a white knight? As I'm not sure if you are insulting me or not? "
My definition of a White Knight on fab would be someone who would always stand up for the ladies even if the ladies swore Black was White.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

On a different note what's your definition of a white knight? As I'm not sure if you are insulting me or not? My definition of a White Knight on fab would be someone who would always stand up for the ladies even if the ladies swore Black was White."

Well then you clearly don't know me I have many rows with women and I've blocked many too. So you insulted me with that label.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

Well then you clearly don't know me I have many rows with women and I've blocked many too. So you insulted me with that label. "
Well actually it was ment as a little joke.But it looks like I will never make a comedian.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

Well then you clearly don't know me I have many rows with women and I've blocked many too. So you insulted me with that label. Well actually it was ment as a little joke.But it looks like I will never make a comedian."

"Ah but sure your a white Knight always (riding)in to help the ladies in distress." this is a joke? Wow maybe I'm a little slow but I fail to see it. It does look like you where trying to get a reaction out of me by implying that I only get the "the ride" by blindly backing up anything women say? I'm sure you would never flame a thread like that or name call?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Site rules dictate a no reply is a reply, it may not be the one you are looking for, but that being as it may, it is still regarded as the polite form of stating "I'm/we are not interested."

This rule is in place for a variety of reasons, the most important (in our opinion) is that, believe it or not, some guys don't take rejection very well.

As regards to the gym fit ,six pack guys being the only ones who get meets on fab, this is absolute utter nonsense. Some of the most successful single guys on here are not gym junkies with bodies like roman gods. They do however possess wide and varied array of other traits that are far more appealing to the fairer sex. And for the record, cock size not being one of them.

Also in our own personal opinion, as much as HB enjoys looking at a some of the super gym fit male pics on fab, we have found some (not all) of them to be less than adequate in many areas when it comes to meets.

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP"

Rubbish

Nobody gives me a bad name except myself

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP"

How does having discussion ruin it for men? If me talking it out with someone with a different opinion to mine is affecting how you are getting on in the fab world then I'm sorry for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yet you are still here

Little cry for attention perhaps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here for 2 weeks, 5 meets easy as Fuck lol. And No i dont have a six pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP"

How?

How does what someone else say affect how anyone feels about you?

How?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they dont reply just take it on the chin and accept there not interested! Happens to everybody here just move on!

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

All good things come to those who wait.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OK you blame not getting meets on not having a fit body I'd it helps you deal with rejection.

One man's joke is another man's bullying you normally quick to point out that people on the forums are bullies or are bullying people but yet you think making a joke at my expense is trying to be funny instead of bullying.?? Can you explain the difference? "
A joke is ment to be laughed at but a bully is just a plain and simple asshole.Sorry you don't get my joke but that's life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP

Rubbish

Nobody gives me a bad name except myself

The whole thread is rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right break it up lads

Can I just say I like a 6 pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP

How?

How does what someone else say affect how anyone feels about you?

How?

Because it's the same aul shit with this constant thread. You can't say you not fed up with it

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"There's always one idiot "

Yep and they usually out themselves on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always one idiot

Yep and they usually out themselves on the forums"

Great filter all the same

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"There's always one idiot

Yep and they usually out themselves on the forums

Great filter all the same

Saves a lot of time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god this again !!! Wake me up when it's over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Aah well .... just go back to hand shandy's

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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I've never had a six pack in my life but its never been an issue here. Always been somewhere in between but in the short time we have been here and few meets we have had attitude has always been the number one issue. You can tell an awful lot from a profile and OP simply didn't bother putting any effort into his so one could assume he expects max return for min input. That's just not how it works here or on the street.

In general if you put in the effort with photos profile and manners you will do okay here. If not throwing a tantrum is pretty much putting a nail in your own coffin.

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Im a 6ft 4 bronzed toned six packed god...and im still struggling.i can only imagine the indignity of not getting a reply...youd swear that you were the only one it was happening to..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op put some time an effort into it you can become quite popular, keep an eye on forums for meet and greet or parties, get an invite put your date aside bring the best version of yourself make lots of friends have fun the rest will come easy !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This website is fucking so shit. You try to be nice to women on here and all they do is delete your email without even saying "" look I'm not interested. If you don't have a six pack your fucked in my opinion which is pathetic in my mind. Lots of decent funny guys on here don't have a perfect body but are good craic etc.. "
Don't you know when men give out about something on the forums its called felling sorry for yourself.But when the ladies give out about something it must be acted on right away because its a matter of life or death.

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By *onbonsnaxMan
over a year ago

dublin

on the ball

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP

How?

How does what someone else say affect how anyone feels about you?

How?

Because it's the same aul shit with this constant thread. You can't say you not fed up with it"

Fed up yeah,certainly,but i don't lay the blame on every single guy on the site because of a few moaning minnies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You lot are worse than my kids. It's you lot that give us men a bad name. GET A GRIP

How?

How does what someone else say affect how anyone feels about you?

How?

Because it's the same aul shit with this constant thread. You can't say you not fed up with it

Fed up yeah,certainly,but i don't lay the blame on every single guy on the site because of a few moaning minnies."

I completely agree but with this constant moaning you can't say it doesn't make it harder for genuine lads to brake through.

How often to you guys feel disheartened by the site when you get constant abusive mails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just woke up ....is it over yet ??

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tell us a joke.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tell us a joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road ???

I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?

(better be good!)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement "

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road ???

I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?

(better be good!)

To grab a big cock ...badum! !!

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over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?"

A little hard man

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Very funny

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tell us a joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road ???

I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?

(better be good!)

To grab a big cock ...badum! !!

That produced a little giggle

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Do you know anymore?

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over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road ???

I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?

(better be good!)

To grab a big cock ...badum! !!

That produced a little giggle

My job is complete for the day ...struts off smugly

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Tell us a joke..

Why did the chicken cross the road ???

I don't know why did the chicken cross the road?

(better be good!)

To grab a big cock ...badum! !!

That produced a little giggle

My job is complete for the day ...struts off smugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Do you know anymore?

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You can now get Viagra eye drops. You won't get an erection but you'll fuckin' look proper hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here now awhile and still no meets I've tryed different ways yo change my profile by putting up a profile pic and saying stuff about myself but still no meets and I usually attach a pic in my mails to women I get chatting sometimes but still no meets it can be annoying but I just take it on the chin and move on and be patient I'll get a meet yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can now get Viagra eye drops. You won't get an erection but you'll fuckin' look proper hard!

Lol ... fair few with it then ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can now get Viagra eye drops. You won't get an erection but you'll fuckin' look proper hard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Do you know anymore?

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill"

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Do you know anymore?

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill ??

It ran out of juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Do you know anymore?

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill ??

It ran out of juice

Hahaha. .. crap joke ....pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Do you know anymore?

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill ??

It ran out of juice

Hahaha. .. crap joke ....pmsl

I know but I bet u still laughed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us a joke..

What do u call a leprechaun covered in cement

I don't know what do you call a leprechaun covered in cement?

A little hard man

Do you know anymore?

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill

Why did the orange stop half way down the hill ??

It ran out of juice

Hahaha. .. crap joke ....pmsl

I know but I bet u still laughed lol"

I did out loud

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

At least my post ended with people sharing jokes which is a postive I reckon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least my post ended with people sharing jokes which is a postive I reckon "

We let the silliness take over ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah your dead right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to say it man but if you can't get meets on here you really are for the scrap heap I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another single guy thinking this is just a sex site and that every woman should politely open there legs when a guy messages...

This is a site for swingers and while maybe a small percentage of people are here for 1 on 1 vanilla sex the majority aren't. People are here to fulfil their fantasies , not your needs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why you think your brad pitt? I've been with more women than you'll ever be with. See ya mr scrap heap man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn anyone ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very surprised at this many posts on a thread that's done once a week haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very surprised at this many posts on a thread that's done once a week haha

We started telling jokes in the middle to stop it ... but they came back

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over a year ago

"Very surprised at this many posts on a thread that's done once a week haha

We started telling jokes in the middle to stop it ... but they came back

Some great jokes too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why you think your brad pitt? I've been with more women than you'll ever be with. See ya mr scrap heap man "

'Reply+quote' is your friend chief...

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"Popcorn anyone ??? "

I ran out of it a couple of hours ago looking at this thread

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion "

You sound like a lovely chilled out man. Can't understand why you aren't knee deep in pussy.

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

What's your reason for being on here, if you think it's so shit and get loads of women outside of fab.

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion "

I don't think any of it was negative. All helpful stuff

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over a year ago

"Very surprised at this many posts on a thread that's done once a week haha

We started telling jokes in the middle to stop it ... but they came back

Some great jokes too

They were quality

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion

You sound like a lovely chilled out man. Can't understand why you aren't knee deep in pussy.

I so love the sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn anyone ???

I ran out of it a couple of hours ago looking at this thread

I'll share mine

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion

You sound like a lovely chilled out man. Can't understand why you aren't knee deep in pussy.

I so love the sarcasm

So do i ... popcorn went flying

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Tralee

"Popcorn anyone ???

I ran out of it a couple of hours ago looking at this thread

I'll share mine

On the way now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it took 1 hr 37 minutes to dig a hole . How many minutes does it take to dig half a hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Popcorn anyone ???

I ran out of it a couple of hours ago looking at this thread

I'll share mine

On the way now

Fantastic. .. love a bit of company on a quiet Friday night

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over a year ago

"If it took 1 hr 37 minutes to dig a hole . How many minutes does it take to dig half a hole "
You can't dig half a hole.

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion

You sound like a lovely chilled out man. Can't understand why you aren't knee deep in pussy.

I so love the sarcasm

So do i ... popcorn went flying

Panic over! I caught it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it took 1 hr 37 minutes to dig a hole . How many minutes does it take to dig half a hole You can't dig half a hole."

You big ruiner

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion

You sound like a lovely chilled out man. Can't understand why you aren't knee deep in pussy.

I so love the sarcasm

So do i ... popcorn went flying

Panic over! I caught it.....

Ahh thanks ... so what do you think , was this a successful expression of a personal opinion ?? Could changes have been to attract less aggression or should everyone just tell jokes ??

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over a year ago

"If it took 1 hr 37 minutes to dig a hole . How many minutes does it take to dig half a hole You can't dig half a hole.

You big ruiner

Can ya fill in half a hole?

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over a year ago

"If it took 1 hr 37 minutes to dig a hole . How many minutes does it take to dig half a hole You can't dig half a hole.

You big ruiner

I was doing the maths ...lol

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Keep the jokes coming lads ??

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion

You sound like a lovely chilled out man. Can't understand why you aren't knee deep in pussy.

I so love the sarcasm

So do i ... popcorn went flying

Panic over! I caught it.....

Ahh thanks ... so what do you think , was this a successful expression of a personal opinion ?? Could changes have been to attract less aggression or should everyone just tell jokes ??

Jokes are far better than this stupid thread lol

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over a year ago

"If it took 1 hr 37 minutes to dig a hole . How many minutes does it take to dig half a hole You can't dig half a hole.

You big ruiner

I was doing the maths ...lol"

Blond moment lol

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over a year ago

"Tell more guys, hopefully all the dickheads have finished posting negative shit about me . All I was doing was expressing my opionion

You sound like a lovely chilled out man. Can't understand why you aren't knee deep in pussy.

I so love the sarcasm

So do i ... popcorn went flying

Panic over! I caught it.....

Ahh thanks ... so what do you think , was this a successful expression of a personal opinion ?? Could changes have been to attract less aggression or should everyone just tell jokes ??

Jokes are far better than this stupid thread lol

The jokes were great

I've a new career option

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When didn't the skeleton go to the dance.

Because he had NO BODY to go with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When didn't the skeleton go to the dance.

Because he had NO BODY to go with lol"

Just jamie. .. that's a shite joke ... poor choice

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over a year ago

"When didn't the skeleton go to the dance.

Because he had NO BODY to go with lol

Just jamie. .. that's a shite joke ... poor choice

I have loads but they are bad and I'll get into trouble lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When didn't the skeleton go to the dance.

Because he had NO BODY to go with lol

Just jamie. .. that's a shite joke ... poor choice

I have loads but they are bad and I'll get into trouble lol"

Go on try again. ... I'm all for encouraging not bringing down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There was a thread recently, asking: what do you prefer? gym body or dad bod or sweet spot in between.

Most women replied dad bod or sweet spot. The gym body was the least sought after.

Now where does that leave us..."

wanting to fuck me and 90% of the fellahs here :p

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over a year ago

"There was a thread recently, asking: what do you prefer? gym body or dad bod or sweet spot in between.

Most women replied dad bod or sweet spot. The gym body was the least sought after.

Now where does that leave us...

wanting to fuck me and 90% of the fellahs here :p"

Lovely body indeed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"At least my post ended with people sharing jokes which is a postive I reckon

We let the silliness take over ...

We all need a bit of silliness in our lives

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"At least my post ended with people sharing jokes which is a postive I reckon

We let the silliness take over ...

We all need a bit of silliness in our lives

Nothing better than a good laugh, especially if mutual, during a Fab meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you use fab to try to have fun with single women? Outside world is full of women that one can meet in a natural setting and present himself in his wholesomeness (no first messages, no face pics swapping, etc.). Fab limits you to a single message and the numbers game is against you. Why to bother so, when majority of single ladies on fab grew an ego bigger than my cock?

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