FabSwingers.com forum: Things NOT to say during sex.

By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Second thoughts.... let's turn the lights off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that it ?

Is it in ?

Pass the remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the remote"

Definitely not the time to be measuring it.

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Is the snooker on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the remote"

And then taking out the phone and saying "Hang on, just need to take a new profiler for fab."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Second thoughts.... let's turn the lights off

Do you know where I left the car keys

darling...

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

Pass the remote

And then taking out the phone and saying "Hang on, just need to take a new profiler for fab.""

lmao

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Pass the remote

Definitely not the time to be measuring it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which hole am i in

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Second thoughts.... let's turn the lights off

Do you know where I left the car keys

darling..."

Yes... and you have to come find them.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Stay there..I must go and check who's dog is barking outside

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Pass the remote

And then taking out the phone and saying "Hang on, just need to take a new profiler for fab.""

Smile

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By *verready32Man
over a year ago

omagh

"Your sister didn't mind doing that?"

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over a year ago

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""Your sister didn't mind doing that?""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guess who i met at the GUM clinic today : ....

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By *ngloirishcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Dundalk

Ssshhhh you will wake me Ma!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U need to do your pelvic floor muscle exercises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt even drink tjat much last night

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""Guess who i met at the GUM clinic today : ....

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Do you mind if we have whale song on in the background? It helps me get *kinky*.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

All ready

ffs we only kissed yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother felt tighter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm positive

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford

"Your mother felt tighter

oh my god lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/09/17 22:14:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I forgot my pill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to worry sexy sally you would have a few hours to remember to take it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're related

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Jings, you've a hairy arse for a bird!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

That reminds me, I might go home via the port tunnel tonight.

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

That ceiling is in bad need of painting

Tina

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

"That reminds me, I might go home via the port tunnel tonight. "

Hope they bleach it beforehand

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Smile...you're on Naked Camera.

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Women look at my body in the same fearful way pensioners look at snow!

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

I think I just sharted

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By *rGuyMan
over a year ago

Croydon

Ooh a penny

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By *asino4Man
over a year ago

galway

"ah don't worry sweety,it happens to everyone, where is the bus stop again?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That ceiling is in bad need of painting

Tina

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

Ooh O

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Were you always a woman?

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Call her someone elses name bye accident wow !

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Call her someone elses name bye accident wow ! "

Especially if it's a man's name

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Were you always a woman? "

Coz that's a MASSIVE clit!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Were you always a woman?

Coz that's a MASSIVE clit!

"Fuuuuuck! 7 inches? You're the most womanly woman I've ever known, apart from the facial hair and the deep voice, but what a clit!"

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Haha

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Hey...your cats tongue is very rough

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Do you really need to chew that bone during doggy?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Hey...your cats tongue is very rough

She's got a sweet ass though

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

So we've agreed to never tell our mum and dad right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my cousin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So we've agreed to never tell our mum and dad right?"

haha, I'm sure that was thought threw..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i check the match results..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is the score in the match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop moving the bed is creeking my dad will hear us

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By *avedublinMan
over a year ago

Dublin

you do know piss comes out of there!

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Sooo...uhmmm...its just a shaving rash you say..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly i didnt say his name !!

I just called out JESUS !! OH GOD JESUS !!

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

[Removed by poster at 20/09/17 22:45:58]

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

fuck me, you suck Dick better than your sister!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You'd pass for an eight or nine in the dark.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

"You'd pass for an eight or nine in the dark.

You'd pass for an eight or a nine...centimetres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you please hurry..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I'm sorry, you're just not as much like her as I had thought.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I had beans for dinner...

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

You'd make a great dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've no condoms!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

50 !!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

You're making me so hard! You look just like my sister!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

"You're making me so hard! You look just like my sister! "

Your sister made me hard too....

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You're making me so hard! You look just like my sister!

Your sister made me hard too....

...but your brother was better!

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

"You're making me so hard! You look just like my sister!

Your sister made me hard too....

...but your brother was better!

At sucking your dad...

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Yeah it's a blind date, but what do you mean you never heard of fabswingers??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's that smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have better sex alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You smell like your grandmother

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You smell like your grandmother"

She was a great ride as well, god rest her

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

"I'd have better sex alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giddy up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you hurry my husbands due any minute and he has a bad temper

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Were you chopping chillies earlier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was just about to write that. Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you not cum so quick this time

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Jesus you taste bad I'm gonna puke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Were you chopping chillies earlier?"

haha ive just had one of those moments!

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

Oh f**k that's Vicks not Vaseline

True story

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By *andyrackkyMan
over a year ago

South

"Oh f**k that's Vicks not Vaseline

True story

Holy Christ I done that before with deep heat instead of lube

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

You don't sweat much for a big girl.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Jesus you taste bad I'm gonna puke

Funny, that's what the last customer said too

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Any chance of a reach round?

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Hey Alexa get me some coffee ??

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Fuck, I could park a bus in there...

Well it looks like a penis, only smaller!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

I can see my house from up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wrong name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you hurry my husbands due any minute and he has a bad temper "

That sounds more like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of my cousin"

Depending on that being positive or negative.. it could go either way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you turn off the immersion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you put the bins out

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By *imerick couple 30Couple
over a year ago

My town

Ur tighter then ur sister

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Smile for the camera

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

That ceiling needs painting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never trust or thrust a fart ill be back momentarily

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Cj any chance you'd paint the ceiling for me?

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By *uietman007Man
over a year ago

Craigavon

Got any flour ... Need to find the wet spot

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Do you have waterproof sheets??

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Do you have waterproof sheets??

No but I've a waterproof mouth. I've never drowned

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Do you have waterproof sheets??

No but I've a waterproof mouth. I've never drowned

Can you swim??

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Do you have waterproof sheets??

No but I've a waterproof mouth. I've never drowned

Can you swim??

Of course I can swim, if the water's warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your birds name

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Your wife's name

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By *eel good factorMan
over a year ago

Cork

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't feel a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Switch positions your too heavy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hold there a muinte just have to send a text

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Hold there a muinte just have to send a text"

Would that be classed as a sext??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha well any sort of a text is a inconvenience when the other person is waiting ready and horny as hell

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Haha well any sort of a text is a inconvenience when the other person is waiting ready and horny as hell"
For sure Miss Fab...ruins the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha well any sort of a text is a inconvenience when the other person is waiting ready and horny as hell For sure Miss Fab...ruins the moment

Just a tad bit

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

Can I take a picture?

I need the proof to win the bet

Tina

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

If the lads promise to stay quiet can they come in and watch?

Niall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Her: Is it in?

Him: I'm not sure!

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Oh no I forgot the salad in the oven...

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By *mudge46Man
over a year ago

ireland

Are you finished

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I heard you where dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a white Knight. Look at me me me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I said the other hole....ya Bollicks!!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

An older lady once said let me take out my teeth before you fuck my face she was a filthy beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older lady once said let me take out my teeth before you fuck my face she was a filthy beast "

I did not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An older lady once said let me take out my teeth before you fuck my face she was a filthy beast

I did not

LMAO

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"An older lady once said let me take out my teeth before you fuck my face she was a filthy beast

I did not

Pmsl

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

These incontinence sheets are great!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im thinking of your sister

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By *otnwild69Couple
over a year ago

cork city

Cum quick, my fave show is about to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, what's that smell?

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Oh god, what's that smell?

The smell must’ve been bad!

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By *igBlondeDomme OP Woman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Oh god, what's that smell?

The smell must’ve been bad!

Really bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god, what's that smell?

The smell must’ve been bad!

Really bad

That bad they left!

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

"Honestly i didnt say his name !!

I just called out JESUS !! OH GOD JESUS !!

The second cumin was it ???

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By *ceryMan
over a year ago

Malahide & Waterford

Err.. can you remove that piece of toilet paper from your arse crack....

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

The sweaty crevice of doom u say?

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