FabSwingers.com forum: Household items that can double as sex items

By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

So folks, I'm wanting to see what ideas people can come up with for general households that can also be used as sexual objects.

For example no Dom kit is complete without a wooden spoon (spanking paddle) or clothes pegs (clamps).

Hairbrush can also be handy.

What ideas do you all have?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

The fish slice Ohh the sting off that

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Jump lead's for those of us outside the age range of killing kittens

Madame Boo

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Jump lead's for those of us outside the age range of killing kittens

Madame Boo "

And a full battery

shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

Roller pin

;-)

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

Electric mixer

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Electric mixer

I dread to think where ur going with that

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

You can get interesting attachments for the oral-b toothbrush!

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

"Electric mixer

I dread to think where ur going with that

Whisk till it gets creamy...

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

"You can get interesting attachments for the oral-b toothbrush!"

Take your word for that

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Electric mixer

I dread to think where ur going with that

Whisk till it gets creamy..."

My cock just crawled up inside me out of sheer fright

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By *ubmick2017Man
over a year ago

east

I think that some people will be delighted that I'm commenting here! And to reply to previous thread no I didn't stick the toilet brush up my ass

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

"Electric mixer

I dread to think where ur going with that

Whisk till it gets creamy...

My cock just crawled up inside me out of sheer fright

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By *he Kinky KinksCouple
over a year ago

Dublin-Kildare

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Jump lead's for those of us outside the age range of killing kittens

Madame Boo "

There's the killing kitten silver club for 45+, but maybe they should call it electric Grizabellas.

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

Black n Decker sander

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of virgin olivie oil

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

The auld hoover

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"The auld hoover

Henry or Hetty tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think that some people will be delighted that I'm commenting here! And to reply to previous thread no I didn't stick the toilet brush up my ass

I'm off for a green arrow

Ice cubes and tea/coffee OP

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

"The auld hoover

Henry or Hetty tho

His & hers maybe? I'm hoping Hetty is a girl....

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Anything if you are brave enough lol

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

A pint glass and pound of liver

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

Parting two rashers.

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"The auld hoover

Henry or Hetty tho

His & hers maybe? I'm hoping Hetty is a girl....

Bit late if its not..

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

A washing machine

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"A washing machine

...and then the plumber comes to fix it!

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By *ohnandGemCouple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

Table tennis bat....or if you want to scale it up a cheese board.

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By *atthewsundriMan
over a year ago

dundrum

"Electric mixer

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wtf please tell me it's not plugged in

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

The missus

(If I had one)

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

"The auld hoover

Henry or Hetty tho

His & hers maybe? I'm hoping Hetty is a girl....

Bit late if its not..

Oh my goodness... I feel so violated....

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"The auld hoover

Henry or Hetty tho

His & hers maybe? I'm hoping Hetty is a girl....

Bit late if its not..

Oh my goodness... I feel so violated....

Fab re-hab for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a household item exactly but I suggest a lawnmower....you may not be getting any if you don't use it

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

A pastry cutter makes a nice pinwheel

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"The fish slice Ohh the sting off that

Ohhhhhhhh.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"A pint glass and pound of liver

I dread to think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bungee cord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good size butternut squash is the best

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

"The auld hoover

Henry or Hetty tho

His & hers maybe? I'm hoping Hetty is a girl....

Bit late if its not..

Oh my goodness... I feel so violated....

Fab re-hab for you

Ah here! Might send the two dirt bag hoovers instead.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I sold my hoover. It was just gathering dust.

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By *sexybitchWoman
over a year ago

north dublin

I have a fold up bed that gets turn into a bdsm cross to tie people up very handy one one so far i ever seen google it on google didnt see any like mine so happy with it

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Some good suggestions by people and other ones that make me go...

I'm surprised nobody mentioned empty wine bottles yet and especially cucumbers.

Plastic kitchen spatulas also good for spanking and can give a sting if used right.

Also, I noticed someone earlier mentioned duct tape and someone else mentioned bungee cords...... Cable ties are good for restraint to give a more "authentic" feel.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Now you mention it op, I picked my first ever home grown courgette today in the garden. It's big!

I don't know yet what I do with it but I certainly don't consider it as a household item.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Now you mention it op, I picked my first ever home grown courgette today in the garden. It's big!

I don't know yet what I do with it but I certainly don't consider it as a household item.

Just make sure you use plenty of lube lol.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Now you mention it op, I picked my first ever home grown courgette today in the garden. It's big!

I don't know yet what I do with it but I certainly don't consider it as a household item.

Just make sure you use plenty of lube lol.

Or you could always use it as a doorstop. Lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Now you mention it op, I picked my first ever home grown courgette today in the garden. It's big!

I don't know yet what I do with it but I certainly don't consider it as a household item.

Just make sure you use plenty of lube lol.

Or you could always use it as a doorstop. Lol

I'm telling you a secret the plan is to fill it with sausage meat

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Now you mention it op, I picked my first ever home grown courgette today in the garden. It's big!

I don't know yet what I do with it but I certainly don't consider it as a household item.

Just make sure you use plenty of lube lol.

Or you could always use it as a doorstop. Lol

I'm telling you a secret the plan is to fill it with sausage meat

I'm not sure which perversion I prefer.

The "fill it with sausagemeat". Ooh er missus!

Or the face of the vegans eating it

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Now you mention it op, I picked my first ever home grown courgette today in the garden. It's big!

I don't know yet what I do with it but I certainly don't consider it as a household item.

Just make sure you use plenty of lube lol.

Or you could always use it as a doorstop. Lol

I'm telling you a secret the plan is to fill it with sausage meat

And then after I could fill you with Dom meat.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

"Jump lead's for those of us outside the age range of killing kittens

Madame Boo "

Got me scratching me brain over that one _adame boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilet brush only a new unused one of course.

Small plastic Coke bottle.

Wine bottle.

Cordless phone.

Computer mouse.

Waterproof torch

Sweeping brush

Tooth brush

Candles

The stairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A washing machine

...and then the plumber comes to fix it!

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apparently sex on the washing machine is really good while on spin cycle , untested can't vouch for it!

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

Stairs Newel post for those who like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric mixer

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