FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Shop

By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

Roll up Roll up!!...come and get the bargains. Evweryone has £10 to spend in the fab shop...no returns, spend it wisely my sexy fabbers

Party Invite... £8

Hot Verification....£8

Regular fuck Buddy....£8

Extra Inch(male only product)....£6

Coffee Meet.....£6

More Self Esteem....£5

More Self Confidence....£4

More wit and repartee...£4

More Intelligence....£4

Tighter Ass....£3

Bigger Boobs £3

More Hair... £3

Nicer Hair... £2

Bigger muscles....£2

Flatter Tummy ...£2

.all prices based on current exchange rates and subject to availability...

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

im caught between extra inch, nicer hair and bigger muscles...

..or regular fuck buddy and nicer hair...hmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a regular fuck buddy and a flatter tummy ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be the coffee meat, keep the change.. the women beat the cock off ya at them things

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

I'll spend £9 on more hair, winter is coming and I always wanted to look like Cousin It

And I'll give my leftover £1 to whomever wants it

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By *elfastblondMan
over a year ago

Belfast

A regular fuck buddy please and I'll donate the £2 change to charity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you repair a head gasket ?

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By *razy-CplCouple
over a year ago

and surrounding areas

Flat tummy , tighter ass , and more confidence

a pound left , put in the charity box

Mrs crazy

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Have you any brass necks for sale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have 2 regular fuck buddies and more intelligence please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a regular fuck buddy and a flatter tummy ta

Me too please

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"I'll have a regular fuck buddy and a flatter tummy ta

Dont waste your money..the regular fuck buddy will burn enough calories to flatten the tummy..

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By *alwaygirlpWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Confidence lady?? Just need more parties with us girlies!! Sexy lady

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"Can I have 2 regular fuck buddies and more intelligence please

Ok..mathematicians need to keep lowland behind after school and work on his sums..(if ya can double up and fuck his brains out regularly we dont mind!!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ll have a 'Tighter Ass'& A Flatter Tummy'

"KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ll have a 'Tighter Ass'& A Flatter Tummy'

"KEEP THE CHANGE YOU FILTHY ANIMAL"

Can I buy her, I'll take her with me now!!!

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

I`l have a regular fuck buddy @ £8 and as i already have the big boobs can i exchange these for 2 x tighter tummys.. I`l owe you 1

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"I`l have a regular fuck buddy @ £8 and as i already have the big boobs can i exchange these for 2 x tighter tummys.. I`l owe you 1

..oi..its not swap shop..no trade ins..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy with my lot, who wants an extra tenner?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus an extra inch can’t do any harm and let’s go with some more hair - anyone need the lend of a quid ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck bud and flatter tummy

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"I`l have a regular fuck buddy @ £8 and as i already have the big boobs can i exchange these for 2 x tighter tummys.. I`l owe you 1

..oi..its not swap shop..no trade ins..

Damn.. there goes my kinky fantasy with Noel Edmonds then, wonder if Keith Chegwin is available

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"I'm happy with my lot, who wants an extra tenner?

Mmmmm ok, whats in it for you? I dont come that cheap, ya know!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Where's bigger cock??

...just asking for a friend

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By *lue TopazWoman
over a year ago

dublin

Definitely more self confidence,flatter tummy and a tighter ass please.x

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Want two extra inch with a discount of 2£ as I'm bulk buying

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

" Want two extra inch with a discount of 2£ as I'm bulk buying

..you need coupons for that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular buddy and bugger muscles

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

" Want two extra inch with a discount of 2£ as I'm bulk buying

..you need coupons for that!!

I knew it was too good to be true

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

Bugger muscles???

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"Bugger muscles???

.think they are located in the cheek area...eh..lower cheek area...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you accept payment in kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger muscles???

Oops bigger muscles

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Think i need a bank loan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More self confidence and a flatter tummy please

Think the boobs are big enough

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"Do you accept payment in kind

Credit facilities are available...but the interest rates are high!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bigger muscles please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bigger muscles please

You are in amazing shape.

There are girls here in the gym right now that are killing themselves to look half as good as you.

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork

Can I trade my extra inch in....id take a coffee meet and a flatter tum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bigger muscles please

You are in amazing shape.

There are girls here in the gym right now that are killing themselves to look half as good as you. "

Ooopppsss that sounds like you didn't kill yourself working hard and it came easy sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have two portions of the self confidence please and a flatter tum

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll take the regular fuck buddy and a whip round from those getting rid of their left over pounds so I can get a party invite too.

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I'll take a regular fbuddy and bigger muscles please.. but if he has muscles I'll just spend the £2 on the oil..

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

More Intelligence and More hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular fb please and thank u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Regular fb please and thank u

*straightens tie*

Morning SG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol some people are very funny lol ... blow up dolls 3 euros in Iceland

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By *un chickWoman
over a year ago

Fermanagh

I'll have to go with bigger boobs twice over and off course a flatter tum and then maybe the regular fb will come along under his own steam.

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"I'll have to go with bigger boobs twice over and off course a flatter tum and then maybe the regular fb will come along under his own steam.

.like ypur thinking...or you coukd do the lottery like the rest of us..

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By *eptember500Woman
over a year ago

Dublin

Bigger boobs, tighter ass, flatter tummy and you can keep the change.

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

Mores self confidence

Flatter tummy

Tighter ass

£1 left over for Crosskennan animal sanctuary

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By *ifeisforliving2016Man
over a year ago

waterford

Can I order an extra inch , flatter tummy & bigger muscles, please ?

Oh & can I repeat my order for the next 6 weeks ?

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Meath, Louth border of Airgialla & Naughty,

Anybody wanta loan me some euro & a shopping trolley , think im gona need it if i enter OPS shop ten`er doesn't go far now days

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

Laser hair removal

And a double allowance for couples as Foo will waste it all on silly moustaches! Is that the plural? Moustachi lol

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Anybody wanta loan me some euro & a shopping trolley , think im gona need it if i enter OPS shop ten`er doesn't go far now days

Haggle! I do it all the time.

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...

Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...

Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!

Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Is the boob job €3 per boob?

Do couple's get double allowance?

Madame Boo

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...

Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!

..ahhh coupons...i meant customer loyalty vip club...

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Is the boob job €3 per boob?

Do couple's get double allowance?

Madame Boo "

I can share some of my moobs with you my dear...

I've spare

Foo

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By *xplicit OP Man
over a year ago

donegal

"Is the boob job €3 per boob?

Do couple's get double allowance?

Madame Boo "

.yes..its an individual allowance so both parties can spend...although couples on fab never ever shop alone..

.eh..no..£3 a set...thats put a very odd vision in my head!!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...

Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!

Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with

Oh my....I can't afford any thoughts about this cj, seriously you're a devil! the dragon heads are out and I'm trying to keep myself calm....

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...

Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!

Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with

Oh my....I can't afford any thoughts about this cj, seriously you're a devil! the dragon heads are out and I'm trying to keep myself calm....

Save that tenner than and buy a new charger

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Hey shopkeeper, could you broaden a bit your products?

What about

Less wrinkles

Stamina

Straight nose

Full set of teeth

Big balls

Etc

???

..this is an upmarket shopping precinct...you can grab that shit at wallmart...

Upmarket my ass, dealing with coupons!

Up ur ass there's a thought to go to sleep with

Oh my....I can't afford any thoughts about this cj, seriously you're a devil! the dragon heads are out and I'm trying to keep myself calm....

Save that tenner than and buy a new charger

The tenner goes to a new charger lead as you guessed rightly.

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By *eductively_SweetWoman
over a year ago

wexford Dublin

reqular fuck buddy flatter tummy

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