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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Banish the Monday blues with a useless fact, here's mine

for sex with no strings attached, don't shag a puppet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats and killer whales kill for fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No-one knows who named earth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Chuck Norris once slammed a revolving door

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

There is NO passage In the bible that says type Amen on fb and god will bless you

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

On yonder hill there stood a coo, it fell doon deed, it's no there noo!

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Cats and killer whales kill for fun. "

So did i

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I'm eating root vegetable chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word Queue is the only word in English, that's still pronounced the same when you remove the last 4 letters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made in China stickers are made in Korea

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

"Made in China stickers are made in Korea "

Haha is that actually true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made in China stickers are made in Korea

Haha is that actually true?"

According to Google

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

"Made in China stickers are made in Korea

Haha is that actually true?

According to Google

Wouldn't surprise me of it was true. You couldn't make that up haha

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non lactose intolerant people can die from drinking milk too if the cow kicks or falls on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard"

I just checked that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made in China stickers are made in Korea

Haha is that actually true?

According to Google

Wouldn't surprise me of it was true. You couldn't make that up haha "

Some stuff you can't make up lmao

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By *irtypair00Couple
over a year ago

Dublin

"Made in China stickers are made in Korea

Haha is that actually true?

According to Google

Wouldn't surprise me of it was true. You couldn't make that up haha "

Sure it would have to be lol they are to busy making other stuff

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

"Made in China stickers are made in Korea

Haha is that actually true?

According to Google

Wouldn't surprise me of it was true. You couldn't make that up haha

Some stuff you can't make up lmao

Very true. I can't give facts all day. But I can bust Chuck Norris quotes like a good thing haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It takes 7 seconds to make a nipple hard ....

I bet you tried it

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 19:08:50]

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

"It takes 7 seconds to make a nipple hard ....

I bet you tried it

Fuck that I'm gonna try and beat that hahahaha

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I like marshmallows, well..... smores to be precise.

Still can't decide if sprinkling cinnamon on them is too swanky or not.

Well, you did ask for useless facts.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

In reference to a few posts already made on this thread:

My useless fact: I once made a woman's nipples so hard they challenged Chuck Norris to a street fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't lick your elbow

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

if you have a nine year old cat it has only been awake for three years

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Ted bundy,Peter Sutcliffe,John Wayne Gacy,Jeffrey Dahmer and the BTK Killer all killed at least one person in the first six months of 1978

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By *om38500Man
over a year ago

mayo

Its impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

The Cook Islands have a $3 dollar note

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The word gullible is not to be found in any English language dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Unicorn is Scotlands national animal

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By *onedbodMan
over a year ago

co Galway

There are no clocks in a Las Vegas gambling casino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Made in China stickers are made in Korea "

I heard the sound of the mic dropping after that - fact! Brilliant LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In 1994 a woman called Lucy Maro was found guilty of manslaughter after kicking her husband in his balls and killing him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The creators of Adidas and Puma were brothers ... and Nazis...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are no clocks in a Las Vegas gambling casino

Or windows

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"In reference to a few posts already made on this thread:

My useless fact: I once made a woman's nipples so hard they challenged Chuck Norris to a street fight.

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By *andsomeman100Man
over a year ago

Ah sure now...

A pizza with radious Z and thickness A has a volumn of PI*Z*Z*A.

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

I just checked that lol"

Can't believe I spelled typewriter wrong lol

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

I just checked that lol

Can't believe I spelled typewriter wrong lol

The irony. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

I just checked that lol

Can't believe I spelled typewriter wrong lol

The irony. Lol

Can't believe I didn't notice!

I'm a paid up member of the spelling police

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In 1994 a woman called Lucy Maro was found guilty of manslaughter after kicking her husband in his balls and killing him. "

what a horrible way to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Elephants are the only mammal that can't jump

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Anyone ever hear where in ireland the woman that invented the Knock,Knock jokes came from ! and its not Cavan before anyone suggests ..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 22:20:40]

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Anyone ever hear where in ireland the woman that invented the Knock,Knock jokes came from ! and its not Cavan before anyone suggests ..

Was it Knock, Knock in Mayo Mayo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3.9% of all women don't wear underwear

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I suspect you can't lick much of your back either but nobody ever mentions that

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 22:38:43]

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I suspect you can't lick much of your back either but nobody ever mentions that

Why would you want to lick your back anyway?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I suspect you can't lick much of your back either but nobody ever mentions that

Why would you want to lick your back anyway? "

Why would you want to lick your elbow either????

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I suspect you can't lick much of your back either but nobody ever mentions that

Why would you want to lick your back anyway? "

For exactly the same reason you'd want to lick your elbow, I'm guessing.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Anyone ever hear where in ireland the woman that invented the Knock,Knock jokes came from ! and its not Cavan before anyone suggests ..

Was it Knock, Knock in Mayo Mayo? Im not sure but heard in the grape vine she`s nominated for a nobell award later dis year

B'doom tschh!

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

I just checked that lol

Can't believe I spelled typewriter wrong lol

The irony. Lol

Can't believe I didn't notice!

I'm a paid up member of the spelling police

And I'm a grammar vigilante myself! Ashamed!!

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Name something that a woman in a Bar can do with a Bar stool that a man cant ?

!! thinking caps on..

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"Name something that a woman in a Bar can do with a Bar stool that a man cant ?

!! thinking caps on.."
Sorri usefull not Useless facts .

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Donald Trump was retweeted a photo of Fred and rosemary west, I am not sure why I know this

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I suspect you can't lick much of your back either but nobody ever mentions that

Why would you want to lick your back anyway?

For exactly the same reason you'd want to lick your elbow, I'm guessing.

It's easier to dip your elbow in Nutella than rolling your back in it.

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

I just checked that lol

Can't believe I spelled typewriter wrong lol

The irony. Lol

Can't believe I didn't notice!

I'm a paid up member of the spelling police

And I'm a grammar vigilante myself! Ashamed!!

wouldenat warry i doo dis all tHE tAIME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a species of frog unfortunately named... The lake titticacca scrotum frog.

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By *reenfrogoMan
over a year ago

nearby

"The word Queue is the only word in English, that's still pronounced the same when you remove the last 4 letters."

Galwayminx is smoking hot ......not a useless fact but a fact nonetheless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word Queue is the only word in English, that's still pronounced the same when you remove the last 4 letters."

What about Gee. As in "Gee that's awesome". Not as in Geebag haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word Queue is the only word in English, that's still pronounced the same when you remove the last 4 letters.

What about Gee. As in "Gee that's awesome". Not as in Geebag haha "

Gee doesn't even have 4 letters in it - so can't remove 4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

I just checked that lol

Can't believe I spelled typewriter wrong lol

The irony. Lol

Can't believe I didn't notice!

I'm a paid up member of the spelling police

And I'm a grammar vigilante myself! Ashamed!!

wouldenat warry i doo dis all tHE tAIME

Off with your head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/09/17 23:39:43]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word Queue is the only word in English, that's still pronounced the same when you remove the last 4 letters.

What about Gee. As in "Gee that's awesome". Not as in Geebag haha

Gee doesn't even have 4 letters in it - so can't remove 4"

Noted thanks. I also may have overlooked that this thread is only open to paid up mensa members.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Typeeriter is the longest word you can make using letters from one row of the keyboard

I just checked that lol

Can't believe I spelled typewriter wrong lol

The irony. Lol

Can't believe I didn't notice!

I'm a paid up member of the spelling police

And I'm a grammar vigilante myself! Ashamed!!

wouldenat warry i doo dis all tHE tAIME

Off with your head!

I think circumcision would be a bit harsh in this case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyone ever hear where in ireland the woman that invented the Knock,Knock jokes came from ! and its not Cavan before anyone suggests ..

"
knocknacarra?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The word Queue is the only word in English, that's still pronounced the same when you remove the last 4 letters.

Galwayminx is smoking hot ......not a useless fact but a fact nonetheless!

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totally agreed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a species of frog unfortunately named... The lake titticacca scrotum frog. "

Have been to the lake - say no scrotums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It takes 7 seconds to make a nipple hard ....

I bet you tried it

Will now lol

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

If you stay in the same place your entire life, you will see the same part of the moon.....always

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I suspect you can't lick much of your back either but nobody ever mentions that

Why would you want to lick your back anyway?

For exactly the same reason you'd want to lick your elbow, I'm guessing.

It's easier to dip your elbow in Nutella than rolling your back in it.

There is that, I suppose. You must be buying buckets of Nutella?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you stay in the same place your entire life, you will see the same part of the moon.....always"

Thank goodness I go to work and gym then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I tried when I read that in the canteen at work,then 4 others tried,we have little to be at

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By *oserMan
over a year ago

where the wild roses grow

"The word gullible is not to be found in any English language dictionary. "

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I tried when I read that in the canteen at work,then 4 others tried,we have little to be at

mmm do you try many of the suggestions here, in the canteen at work with a group of people

jus askin..

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By *ublinlad85Man
over a year ago

Dublin

"It takes 7 seconds to make a nipple hard ....

I bet you tried it

I did :/

Den d 7 seconds after dat I blew my muck lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The dot over lowercase i and j is called a tittle

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"The dot over lowercase i and j is called a tittle"

And there's most of the planet had always thought it was called a dot.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side.

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

"If you stay in the same place your entire life, you will see the same part of the moon.....always

Thank goodness I go to work and gym then "

Me too pal. Think we need to travel a wee bit further though.

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

My aunty Mary had a canary up the leg of her drawers. She pulled the string & made it sing and down came Santa Claus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Studies show cows can produce more milk when listening to classical music.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Humans spend about 25 years of their life sleeping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't lick your elbow

Haha, I had to try this one as I have a very long tongue but I confirm it's not possible.

I tried when I read that in the canteen at work,then 4 others tried,we have little to be at

mmm do you try many of the suggestions here, in the canteen at work with a group of people

jus askin.."

Not a hope,bunch of weird elbow lickers

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

"Studies show cows can produce more milk when listening to classical music. "
Iv seen this with horses playing music to them on a stud farm , guess to keep them from being bores or something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the angle of the dangle is to remain the same as the sag of the bag, the throb of the knob must remain constant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guinness Makes you poo black

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharks only attack people if they're wet or close to water.

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By *ornyforfmCouple
over a year ago

somewhere

I CAN believe it's not butter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey is the only food that will never expire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sharks only attack people if they're wet or close to water."

Where else could they attack them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's impossible to lick your elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you remove the colour from white paint it's actually red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say "Gullible" really slowly it sounds like oranges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honey is the only food that will never expire "

I saw a jar of honey for sale in Super Valu for €29.99,it will turn to dust before I'd pay that for it

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