FabSwingers.com forum: Weirdest Thing Said On A Coffee Meet

By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Morning Fabbers

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What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you on an initial coffee or drinks meet??

If you need to paraphrase a little, that's okay too

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

The worlds gonna end this Wednesday

Okay! how do you know?

Coz it said so in a book

Oh, okay what book?

Actually no, was a magazine that said it

(Convo August 2016)

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,

Eah.., no thanks yer grand!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,

Eah.., no thanks yer grand!

Ah go on,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "

No thank you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "

No thank you...

Fook me no way haha lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread will easily be won by the women.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "

No thank you...

Fook me no way haha lol"

True story ... my first ever social ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread will easily be won by the women.

Awk come on ... you men have had weird socials too ...

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind".

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PRICELESS!!!!

Think we got a winner...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You remind me of my sister", a guy said this to me over a g&t.

It went no further.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind".

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PRICELESS!!!!

Think we got a winner..."

It was a very strange situation. It turned out I had done some work for her and her ex some years before and we also knew people in common. I didn't realise who she was until I spotted her getting out of her car in the car park and I had decided I wasn't going to go there. As a result I wasn't that bothered when I heard what she wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind".

Which college? Sydney university?

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By *der54Man
over a year ago

that one there

"" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "

No thank you...

Can't believe you didn't fall for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.

He says im looking for a wife and kids

My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "

No thank you...

Can't believe you didn't fall for that one

Been there got rid of the drama 2 years ago...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.

He says im looking for a wife and kids

My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran"

Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.

He says im looking for a wife and kids

My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran

Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol "

It was scary he would have been arranging wedding plans by end of coffee meet if i had stuck around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.

He says im looking for a wife and kids

My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran

Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol

It was scary he would have been arranging wedding plans by end of coffee meet if i had stuck around

Would that have been a bad thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last person these hands touched was dead

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

""I'm not interested in meeting as such. I'm doing a thesis on this subject for my college course and want to ask you a few questions if you don't mind".

Which college? Sydney university? "

You never know where or when Sydney will pop up

and no veri either!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last person these hands touched was dead "

Priceless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last person these hands touched was dead "

Now I feel deprived, I haven't really had that level of weirdness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When on as a couple she was a funeral director great with her hands lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once on a vanilla coffee date.first time meeting.

He says im looking for a wife and kids

My coffee was gulped down in five muintes and i ran

Haha brilliant. I have the kids just need the wife myself lol

It was scary he would have been arranging wedding plans by end of coffee meet if i had stuck around

Would that have been a bad thing

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just coming out of Starbucks yesterday in fact, good looking waitress, says to me on the way out, don't stumble over something behind you!! Cheeky mare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When on as a couple she was a funeral director great with her hands lol"

Used to working with stiffs

(sorry)

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"When on as a couple she was a funeral director great with her hands lol

Used to working with stiffs

(sorry)

Brilliant Sally

Madame Boo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,

Eah.., no thanks yer grand!

Oh thank god thought it was just me .... and they sayou it like it's a treat .... what a lucky girl am I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She said in all the years she has being working with stiffs she has never had one complaint impressive a real pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,

Eah.., no thanks yer grand!

Oh thank god thought it was just me .... and they sayou it like it's a treat .... what a lucky girl am I

Yep ive had that one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" I am separated... just out of a marriage ... I would like to try a relationship with you... "

No thank you...

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hahaha poor guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You remind me of my sister", a guy said this to me over a g&t.

It went no further."
oh god lucky escape there lol

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By *ixpackCouple
over a year ago

South

"Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,

Eah.., no thanks yer grand!

You must have felt so privileged!

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Irish people don't know how to fook and know nothing about swinging or sex

(...said to me over coffee by a woman who's part of a couple...)

She obviously knew nothing about her age as when we met she was "42" on her profile but then turned "52" a week later

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..tbh though I have been known to put years on a few people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you meet me in the carpark instead and I'll let you suck me off,.,

Eah.., no thanks yer grand!

God loves a tryer - and hates a chancer!

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

Oh so we are actually only having coffee then....

Em yeah.. coffee is coffee. Not some sort of code.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband is straight but will like to suck your cock

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"My husband is straight but will like to suck your cock

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Ahhhh you met that charming couple too??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a first vanilla date he said he would know fairly soon if i was to "birth him children " his words!!! And that wasnt the worst thing he said

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"On a first vanilla date he said he would know fairly soon if i was to "birth him children " his words!!! And that wasnt the worst thing he said

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"Tell me more,

tell me more,

Did you get very far,

Tell me more,

Like did he have a car"

Please continue Madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh when i get uncomfortable i tend to ramble or make jokes so when he said that about children and knowing in weeks i went " i have cheese in my fridge longer than that"

Also asked would i be willing to move to belfast as he has property up there... now i can be charming when i need to be but im not that good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s a picture of my strap on collection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get twenty euro off you for taxi home it's started to rain.....

I had picked her up at her house and offered to drop her home but she wanted to do some shopping first...

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