FabSwingers.com forum: worst movie you ever watched

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So this should be lot easier then fav movie . The worst movie I ever saw was shallow Hal and that was on date never did get second date wonder why lol. Some plane movie saw as well which was dying for it to end so we could leave lol

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By *azzer121Man
over a year ago

somewhere

It absolutely has to be grown ups. I couldn't finish it. In fact it got to the point that I'd prefer a gunshot to the head than to watch another minute of it......and that was 15-20 minutes into it...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It absolutely has to be grown ups. I couldn't finish it. In fact it got to the point that I'd prefer a gunshot to the head than to watch another minute of it......and that was 15-20 minutes into it..."
yeah that was very bad have agree with you there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monsters. So boring and disappointing.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I only ever sat through one awful movie as life is too short to waste 90 minutes on shite. The truly awful movie was far and away the worst thing I ever saw, which was quite a coincidence as it was Far and Away.

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By *azzer121Man
over a year ago

somewhere

Oh the accents in that are atrocious...... And that's all I can remember about the film

Its been a long time since I've seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

Sponge bob...

Glad I could have a snooze.,

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Oh the accents in that are atrocious...... And that's all I can remember about the film

Its been a long time since I've seen it"

I remember the accents mostly but also the female character with the ludicrously unrealistic name of Shannon in mid 1800s rural Ireland. Jesus, it really was a ridiculous movie.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I didn't think Blair Witch was the worst horror I've seen. The horror genre really has delivered some utter nonsense over the years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla sky and Eyes wide shut, such crap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Monsters. So boring and disappointing. "
yeah that was terrible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I agree and those Paranormal activity films, always know what's going to happen next!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I didn't think Blair Witch was the worst horror I've seen. The horror genre really has delivered some utter nonsense over the years. "

I don't watch horror because most them are shite and same formula for every one only ones I watched were the saw movies but don't think there clsssed as horrors there brillant cant wait for new one next month

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Liar liar for me, SO baaaaad!

and then theres Happy Feet!

(C'mon, a tap dancing penguin!?)

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By *azzer121Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I agree and those Paranormal activity films, always know what's going to happen next!"

Though more action than horror, how about the last resident evil movie? Just loud noises with very little plot.....in fairness that describes a lot of movies I actually enjoyed but they did it better

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I agree and those Paranormal activity films, always know what's going to happen next!"
most those horrors are exactly same no thought goes into them except saw movies some the things in them movies are genius do love them

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I agree and those Paranormal activity films, always know what's going to happen next!

Though more action than horror, how about the last resident evil movie? Just loud noises with very little plot.....in fairness that describes a lot of movies I actually enjoyed but they did it better"
a lot the disaster movies are bad as well the last one I watched cant even think the name of it but the rock was in it and it was terrible lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horrible bosses or fifty shades of grey.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Batman/Spiderman movies same boring stuff with the same scripts...

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By *azzer121Man
over a year ago

somewhere

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I agree and those Paranormal activity films, always know what's going to happen next!

Though more action than horror, how about the last resident evil movie? Just loud noises with very little plot.....in fairness that describes a lot of movies I actually enjoyed but they did it better a lot the disaster movies are bad as well the last one I watched cant even think the name of it but the rock was in it and it was terrible lol "

San Andreas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Batman and robin was really bad as well could never take George Clooney seriously as batman lol

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

There Will Be Blood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

I agree and those Paranormal activity films, always know what's going to happen next!

Though more action than horror, how about the last resident evil movie? Just loud noises with very little plot.....in fairness that describes a lot of movies I actually enjoyed but they did it better a lot the disaster movies are bad as well the last one I watched cant even think the name of it but the rock was in it and it was terrible lol

San Andreas?"
yeah that's the one San Andreas was crap was hard for me to keep watching it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And anything with Adam Sandler in it excluding his missus

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By *oldtapsWoman
over a year ago

Cwmbran

Titanic 2 ...it is soo bad ..you need to see it !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Batman/Spiderman movies same boring stuff with the same scripts..."
I do love most those films tho do love super hero movies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Titanic 2 ...it is soo bad ..you need to see it !!"
lol cant believe they actually did sequel to that movie don't even need to watch it to know its gonna be terrible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And anything with Adam Sandler in it excluding his missus

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even waterboy and little Nicky lol

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"The Blair Witch thing...greatest load of shite ever...I went to the pub after a half hour

You read my mind ......

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By *ka ..Agent k ..Man
over a year ago

..went to see Dunkirk there recently ,honestly thought there would have been lot more action in it don't no what reviews it got tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an unreal amount of shite. Got to agree with pria, eyes wide shut was dreadful. The hype of it made it worse. Kubrick is shit anyway. But my worst film ever has to be the deerhunter. Followed by taxi driver. Just the hype caused such an anti climax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Nicholas Cage movie,can't remember the name,where he was a demon devil motorcyclist.

Bloody awful movie.

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

"A Nicholas Cage movie,can't remember the name,where he was a demon devil motorcyclist.

Bloody awful movie."

Ghost Rider

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Some classics been listed here

2 things I've learnt from my time on forums is Irish swingers have shit taste in films and music

The guard was utter shite and badly made.

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By *reatusernameMan
over a year ago

naas

Hairspray! I got fooled into watching it as It was sold to me as the new John Travolta movie! From the opening song, time slowed down to an unbelievable grind. Worst hour and half of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hairspray! I got fooled into watching it as It was sold to me as the new John Travolta movie! From the opening song, time slowed down to an unbelievable grind. Worst hour and half of my life."

I would never even consider putting that on

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By *ilbearniMan
over a year ago

peninsula

"Some classics been listed here

2 things I've learnt from my time on forums is Irish swingers have shit taste in films and music

The guard was utter shite and badly made. "

Agree with you on first two counts, but.....The Guard was sublime,my opinion

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By *ubzrMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Kill List, absolute shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So this should be lot easier then fav movie . The worst movie I ever saw was shallow Hal and that was on date never did get second date wonder why lol. Some plane movie saw as well which was dying for it to end so we could leave lol "
I think u should watch again to when Gwenith patrow has a thong on call yourselves a perv lol

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By *ork fellaMan
over a year ago

Macroom

Little voice. Jesus what a load of shite. Walked out. Couldnt hack it

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Liar liar for me, SO baaaaad!

and then theres Happy Feet!

(C'mon, a tap dancing penguin!?)

He's not tap dancing he's keeping his feet off the ice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any of those Saw ones or the hostel movies , those type of slasher movies are just awful no need for it , I had nightmares for days after the first 15 minutes of hostel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10,000BC it's the only movie that has ever made me want to walk out of the cinema and I've watched some shit movies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disco Pigs. Cannot even begin to describe how bad this was. Utter sh*te.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any of those Saw ones or the hostel movies , those type of slasher movies are just awful no need for it , I had nightmares for days after the first 15 minutes of hostel

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lol they are very gruesome films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It definitely hasto be locke! I spent the whole film waiting for him to get out of the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It definitely hasto be locke! I spent the whole film waiting for him to get out of the car

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Battlefield Earth voted one off the worst film's of all time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Titanic 2 ...it is soo bad ..you need to see it !!"

What's it about ?

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By *odernLoveDublinMan
over a year ago

dublin

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy....only time I ever fell asleep in a cinema

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hobbit .... 3 hours of my life I can never get back!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batman and Robin - only film I’ve ever walked out of the cinema half way through - total garbage

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By *heRealDeal91Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

La La Land. Absolutely terrible.

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By *rishsteveMan
over a year ago

carlow

An old cowboy film with Richard Harris. A Man Called Horse.

Was on an oil rig in the 80,s it was so crap I went back to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

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By *onzo1880Man
over a year ago

Tyrone, Ireland

The Mummy which came out this year is up there. Truly terrible.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Liar liar for me, SO baaaaad!

and then theres Happy Feet!

(C'mon, a tap dancing penguin!?)

Happy Feet scared me

I never saw that sneaky seal coming, bastard scared the shite out of me! I screamed and scared the shite out of my nephew. He jumped back over his seat on to his mother's lap. We were weak from laughing for the rest of the movie

Madame Boo

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Liar liar for me, SO baaaaad!

and then theres Happy Feet!

(C'mon, a tap dancing penguin!?)

Happy Feet scared me

Madame Boo

There's Happy Feet 2 and Happy Feet 3 now

we could watch them together...I have happy feet

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Liar liar for me, SO baaaaad!

and then theres Happy Feet!

(C'mon, a tap dancing penguin!?)

Happy Feet scared me

Madame Boo

There's Happy Feet 2 and Happy Feet 3 now

we could watch them together...I have happy feet

No dahling... you have beautiful happy feet

Not an experience I want to repeat lol you wicked woman

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Batman vs Superman film was absolutely dreadful...

So many top names in it too. Morto for you

Dishonourable mention goes to OCEANS 12..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batman vs Superman film was absolutely dreadful...

So many top names in it too. Morto for you

Dishonourable mention goes to OCEANS 12.."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marley & Me...sorry if that makes me dead on the inside.

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By *ammerandthongsCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

Magic Mike that Gareth made me watch & thought it was hilarious. I wasn't happy biggest load of shit I've ever seen.

Amy

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!"

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

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As a guy watching BRAVEHEART, you can't but beat your chest and shout "FREE BEER!!!

Great film

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!"

No way!!!!!

Both those movies are classics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

No way!!!!!

Both those movies are classics.

Agreed!!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

But isn't Gladiator just a re-hash of Fall of the Roman Empire?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

But isn't Gladiator just a re-hash of Fall of the Roman Empire? "

I have no idea. It was still a classic though.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

But isn't Gladiator just a re-hash of Fall of the Roman Empire?

I have no idea. It was still a classic though. "

It was,...

Christopher Plummer (Commodus)

Stephen Boyd (The gladiator)

Alec Guinness (Marcus Aurelius)

Sofia Loren (Lucillia)

From the Germanic battle at the beginning (James Mason gets his head cut off) #spoiler

To the epic fight at the end between gladiator and Emperor!

Now THAT was a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Greasy Str@ngler". Really really bad but kinda in a awesome way. Check it out

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

But isn't Gladiator just a re-hash of Fall of the Roman Empire?

I have no idea. It was still a classic though.

It was,...

Christopher Plummer (Commodus)

Stephen Boyd (The gladiator)

Alec Guinness (Marcus Aurelius)

Sofia Loren (Lucillia)

From the Germanic battle at the beginning (James Mason gets his head cut off) #spoiler

To the epic fight at the end between gladiator and Emperor!

Now THAT was a classic

It may have been. It doesn't mean Gladiator wasn't.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

But isn't Gladiator just a re-hash of Fall of the Roman Empire?

I have no idea. It was still a classic though.

It was,...

Christopher Plummer (Commodus)

Stephen Boyd (The gladiator)

Alec Guinness (Marcus Aurelius)

Sofia Loren (Lucillia)

From the Germanic battle at the beginning (James Mason gets his head cut off) #spoiler

To the epic fight at the end between gladiator and Emperor!

Now THAT was a classic

It may have been. It doesn't mean Gladiator wasn't.

Ok boy's...get your swords out in the bedroom and let me be the judge of this one

Madame Boo

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"It definitely hasto be locke! I spent the whole film waiting for him to get out of the car

me too "

It was notable though for being a film in which you could hear and understand everything Tom Hardy said. That's rare

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

But isn't Gladiator just a re-hash of Fall of the Roman Empire?

I have no idea. It was still a classic though.

It was,...

Christopher Plummer (Commodus)

Stephen Boyd (The gladiator)

Alec Guinness (Marcus Aurelius)

Sofia Loren (Lucillia)

From the Germanic battle at the beginning (James Mason gets his head cut off) #spoiler

To the epic fight at the end between gladiator and Emperor!

Now THAT was a classic

It may have been. It doesn't mean Gladiator wasn't.

Ok boy's...get your swords out in the bedroom and let me be the judge of this one

Madame Boo "

Sword? I'm sneaky, I'll just show up appearing unarmed but will have a dagger rapidly to hand

Love Gladiator. Bought the Blu-ray of that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

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. Yeah that and brave heart were classics shocked someone thinks there bad lol

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By *aradisecircusMan
over a year ago

Derry

Lord of the Rings. Switched it off after about 2 hours

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

The avengers with Sean connery uma Thurman and Ralph fiennes such a load of muck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ps I Love You the worse piece of shit ever made. Gerard Butler should have been shot for that Irish accent

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By *tanley KMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

At the risk of upsetting the Scientologists..... Battlefield Earth....written by Scientology founder L Ron Hubbard, financed, produced and starring John Travolta.

Bad to the point of being funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Face off

What a load of old of tosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Nicholas Cage movie,can't remember the name,where he was a demon devil motorcyclist.

Bloody awful movie.

Ghost Rider

That's it,total garbage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ground Hog Day.

I had a nervous twitch at the end of it.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"Braveheart and Gladiator, both were dire!

Would ya g'wan outta that! Gladiator was an absolute classic!

But isn't Gladiator just a re-hash of Fall of the Roman Empire?

I have no idea. It was still a classic though.

It was,...

Christopher Plummer (Commodus)

Stephen Boyd (The gladiator)

Alec Guinness (Marcus Aurelius)

Sofia Loren (Lucillia)

From the Germanic battle at the beginning (James Mason gets his head cut off) #spoiler

To the epic fight at the end between gladiator and Emperor!

Now THAT was a classic

It may have been. It doesn't mean Gladiator wasn't.

Ok boy's...get your swords out in the bedroom and let me be the judge of this one

Madame Boo

Sword? I'm sneaky, I'll just show up appearing unarmed but will have a dagger rapidly to hand

Love Gladiator. Bought the Blu-ray of that."

"Are you not entertained!!!!! Are you not entertained!!!!". Brilliant movie.

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"A Nicholas Cage movie,can't remember the name,where he was a demon devil motorcyclist.

Bloody awful movie.

Ghost Rider

That's it,total garbage."

Jesus, a movie had to be bad when you don't even know the name of it. Lol

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

After earth.......bloody sloppy boring rubbish where Will Smith tries to make his son famous by letting he be boring in a boring story.

Btw, 90% of you are wrong! Just not telling who!

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By *eauhoMan
over a year ago

City Centre

Austin Powers 3. Mike myers is pretty hit and miss, but sweet jesus this was awful. Nothing worse than having to sit through stagnantly unfunny films.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donnie Darko...what a load of codswallop

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Vanilla sky and Eyes wide shut, such crap! "

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I watched EYES WIDE SHUT years and years ago and thought such "a piece of arty farty crap"...

But then I watched EYES WIDE SHUT with both eyes wide open

and is one of the greatest films ever made...

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