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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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A german shepherd starts chasing rabbit's,and before long,he discovers that he's lost,wandering about,he noticed a young panther heading rapidly in his direction with the intention of having him for lunch.the old dog thinks,oh oh im in deep shit now!!!! Noticing some bones on the ground close by,he immediately settles down to chew on them with his back to the approaching panther.just as the panther is about to leap,the old dog exclaims loudly.boy that was one delicious panther,I wonder if there are anymore around here! Hearing this,the young panther halts his attack in mid_strike,a look of terror comes over him and he sneaks away undercover into the trees,whew says the panther,that was close that old dog nearly had me.meanwhile a squirrel who had been watching the whole scene from a nearby tree,figures he can put this knowledge to good use,and trade it for protection from the panther,so off he goes.the squirrel soon catches up with the panther,spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself with the panther,the panther is furious at being made a fool of,and says,here squirrel hop on my back and see whats going to happen to that conniving canine,now the old dog sees the panther coming with the squirrel on his back,and thinks,what am I going to do now.but instead of running,the dog sits down with his back to his attackers pretending he hasn't seen them yet.and just when they get close enough to hear,the old dog says.wheres that squirrel? I sent him off a while ago to bring me back another panther. MORAL OF THE STORY. 1 Don't mess with old dogs. 2 Age and skill will overcome youth. 3 Bullshit and brilliance only come with age and experience. |
