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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She can cook,fook and does bjj ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand infont the tv and talk, while his favourite team is playing.

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy."
her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*"

Lmao

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*"

They don't call it driving though, do they?

Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide the sky card,just before the footy starts.

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By *illium_cobblersMan
over a year ago

swords EI & Derby UK

Join fab !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat.... "

But did you die??

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*

They don't call it driving though, do they?

Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms! "

Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*

They don't call it driving though, do they?

Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms!

Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her "

I'd say you are a brave man ... or daft ... no you are smart... I'd still run if I were you ...

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre


"Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat.... "

GRRR

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Leaving the loo seat down

Disaster in the middle of nite with no light on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at it from a different perspective, maybe take a step back. Lay on a nice romantic meal, drinks of your choice, his favourite dessert to finish.You of course are dressed to the nines, sexy new lingerie, smouldering hot slowly undress, caressing your body.. fucking irresistable,you have this guy at your mercy... then the punch line; not tonight baby, I have a headache

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*

They don't call it driving though, do they?

Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms!

Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her

I'd say you are a brave man ... or daft ... no you are smart... I'd still run if I were you ... "

All of the above and I've gotten manys the dead arm from her to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Be a back seat driver, that drive's me crazy.her being the driver is even worse *runs for cover*

They don't call it driving though, do they?

Hedgetrimming or ploughing might be more accurate terms!

Yes but I'm not brave or stupid enough to say it in front of her

I'd say you are a brave man ... or daft ... no you are smart... I'd still run if I were you ...

All of the above and I've gotten manys the dead arm from her to prove it"

Classy lady ... respect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take his card, have yourself an online shopping spree

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Take his card, have yourself an online shopping spree "

I got a phone call from the bank once to tell me that they were suspicious about some activity on my credit card and were concerned that it might be stolen. I confirmed that it had been stolen a few weeks previously. The bank manager was shocked that I hadn't reported it. I explained that so far the thief was spending less than the missus normally spent on it.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Have the radio on and ask

"Can we talk about something?"

He'll most likely want to turn the radio down (multitasking radio while convo is on can be tough for most men)

...Do not let him

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Have the radio on and ask

"Can we talk about something?"

He'll most likely want to turn the radio down (multitasking radio while convo is on can be tough for most men)

...Do not let him "

Fucking hell, I'm getting annoyed just thinking about it!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Do you mind if I squeeze that blackhead?"

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Yes, I do actually. You're my bank manager ffs!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Some Quorn sausages, over cooked broccoli and lumpy mash served with a warm beer might do the trick.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


""Do you mind if I squeeze that blackhead?"

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Yes, I do actually. You're my bank manager ffs! "

They squeeze a lot more than black heads!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Some Quorn sausages, over cooked broccoli and lumpy mash served with a warm beer might do the trick. "

Nothing better than quorn to draw out the Neanderthal caveman carnivore

Offer to make them their favourite sandwich and then feck off doing something else

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Tell him that you left behind a bag of shopping in a shop and would he go and collect it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat....

But did you die?? "
Just about survived. Just.

My car now has this function that memorizes my seat position so when my key unlocks the car, the seats and mirrors etc go to my prefered settings. No more contorting for me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Drive his car, adjust his seat and then leave it 8" from the steering wheel. He then has to play contortionist to wrangle himself into his own seat....

But did you die?? Just about survived. Just.

My car now has this function that memorizes my seat position so when my key unlocks the car, the seats and mirrors etc go to my prefered settings. No more contorting for me...."

See you can survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever have a topic go in a way you didn't expext but should have? OP knows now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to drive a man or woman for that matter insane..

IMO.. People that think like that should take a good look at themselves..

It's there they might find the answer

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Some Quorn sausages, over cooked broccoli and lumpy mash served with a warm beer might do the trick.

Nothing better than quorn to draw out the Neanderthal caveman carnivore

Offer to make them their favourite sandwich and then feck off doing something else "

That's just cruel. A man has a deep rooted primeval connection to a well made sammich. You can't tease us with that then dash our hopes

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Some Quorn sausages, over cooked broccoli and lumpy mash served with a warm beer might do the trick.

Nothing better than quorn to draw out the Neanderthal caveman carnivore

Offer to make them their favourite sandwich and then feck off doing something else

That's just cruel. A man has a deep rooted primeval connection to a well made sammich. You can't tease us with that then dash our hopes "

It's not really teasing... it's multitasking and the sammich not making the priority to do list

For the record... when I do get around to it, I make a great sandwich worth waiting for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed the man .. And he is happy... #threadbeingsiderailed

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