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By *ohnandGem OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

After a night on the sauce myself and G were drifting off to sleep and we got chatting (for some reason) about mermaids.

I posited that men wouldn't fuck a mermaid as men wouldn't put their penis in a fish vagina.

G countered with "but she's a woman" but she's not....now you could get a blowjob or a handjob off the top half but I wouldn't do penetration

I'm not the only person to think this am I?

Or maybe we should lay off the sauce.

We had awesome hangover sex this morning though.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I reckon if I was going to go to the bother of imagining a mermaid at all I might as well imagine one with a woman's vag and even a little bit of bush add well. Sure feck like.. I'd be on it like a car bonnet!

Would that be called watersports though?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Lol did you ever see the film splash with Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks explains all . .

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By *ohnandGem OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin


"Lol did you ever see the film splash with Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks explains all . ."

Ah but she had legs when she was on land...which meant she had female bits too.

And show me a man who didn't want splash Hannah and I'll show you a liar.

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By *ohnandGem OP   Couple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin


"I reckon if I was going to go to the bother of imagining a mermaid at all I might as well imagine one with a woman's vag and even a little bit of bush add well. Sure feck like.. I'd be on it like a car bonnet!

Would that be called watersports though? "

You'd have to imagine that, otherwise it's beastiality. But then she's not a mermaid anymore...technically?

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town


"Lol did you ever see the film splash with Daryl Hannah and Tom Hanks explains all . .

Ah but she had legs when she was on land...which meant she had female bits too.

And show me a man who didn't want splash Hannah and I'll show you a liar. "
lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Feck that how could I be arsed picking the scales off my mickey for weeks after

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

Stop it, you'll be giving lots of bi lads with access to a wig and a tail ideas!

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

I met a mermaid on a beach once, I asked had she ever been kissed she said no so I kissed her then I asked had she ever been fucked, she said no , so I told her she was now, the tide had gone out

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Feck that how could I be arsed picking the scales off my mickey for weeks after "

Most female fish deposit their eggs in the bed of the river or sea and the male does the same sur that's like having a wank and aiming for where she's squirted. While I get the voyeuristic element of this I quiet enjoy the act of penetration and seeing my partner cum on my cock

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I met a mermaid on a beach once, I asked had she ever been kissed she said no so I kissed her then I asked had she ever been fucked, she said no , so I told her she was now, the tide had gone out "

B'doom tschh!

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By *heseekerofjoyMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"After a night on the sauce myself and G were drifting off to sleep and we got chatting (for some reason) about mermaids.

I posited that men wouldn't fuck a mermaid as men wouldn't put their penis in a fish vagina.

G countered with "but she's a woman" but she's not....now you could get a blowjob or a handjob off the top half but I wouldn't do penetration

I'm not the only person to think this am I?

Or maybe we should lay off the sauce.

We had awesome hangover sex this morning though. "

What the hell have you been drinking? Please recommend.

Or give me you dealer number

Hmmmm. mermaids...the thought of them makes me think more about barbecue that sex

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin


"I met a mermaid on a beach once, I asked had she ever been kissed she said no so I kissed her then I asked had she ever been fucked, she said no , so I told her she was now, the tide had gone out "

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

I think mermaids are more like female dolphins who have slits. So while you can't do the missionary it's either tail over left or right shoulder or doggy. I can't see a reason why men wouldn't go for it, a fresh fish isn't smelly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wales have 6 foot penis...and any port in a storm....

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By *roblemfactoryMan
over a year ago

Blanchardstown

Fish haven't got vaginas. A mermaid might have a vagina more like aquatic mammals like dolphins, but I'm not sure a human could fuck it. Dolphin pussies are mad, like a curly corkscrew sort of shape, dolphin dicks are more like a tentacle than a rod to navigate it. You might be able to do it with a comically large floppy cock but otherwise your options for fucking are trout mouth or fish tits :/

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