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By *ilder OP   Man
over a year ago

dublin

So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah now this thread could end up a piss take...or not

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By *ublinBloke300Man
over a year ago

Dublin

The squirtier The better

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Recommended at least 5 times a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could get messy

Going be a lot of licking up

Sorry meant mopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure it wasn't pee?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Ffs, every time I read these threads I feel an overwhelming urge to piss!

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir


"Ffs, every time I read these threads I feel an overwhelming urge to piss! "

Ah now you're just taking the pee Michael!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it run through your fingers

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By *ilder OP   Man
over a year ago

dublin


"Did it run through your fingers "

It got all messy very quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?! "

We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need reading glasses,I read that as squinting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did it run through your fingers

It got all messy very quickly "

I like when it gets all messy very quickly but like it to last a long time

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By *ilder OP   Man
over a year ago

dublin


"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!

We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood"

#potatoblight #theirishfamine #whenwereyouborn

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By *ilder OP   Man
over a year ago

dublin


"Did it run through your fingers

It got all messy very quickly

I like when it gets all messy very quickly but like it to last a long time "

Sure who doesn't like a little delayed gratification?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!

We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood

#potatoblight #theirishfamine #whenwereyouborn "

That's what happens when the auld lad tells you to spray the spuds for blight, and you do a half assed job so you can spend the rest of the day making bows and arrows with sticks and bailin' twine.

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By *ilder OP   Man
over a year ago

dublin


"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?!

We're ya ever out picking spuds after half the crop have gotten blight, and you pick up a puss filled one and it squirts all over you. #TraumaticChildhood

#potatoblight #theirishfamine #whenwereyouborn

That's what happens when the auld lad tells you to spray the spuds for blight, and you do a half assed job so you can spend the rest of the day making bows and arrows with sticks and bailin' twine. "

Sorry I'd no idea you grew up in an Alice Taylor novel

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"So I bought a punnet of peaches in the shops yesterday and didn't the first one I bite into ruin my white shirt with a squirt of its juices!... and me on my way to meet friends!!!... don't ya just hate uncontrollable squirting sometimes?! "

Jeez, at least you have decent peaches. Up here they're all like stones. You'd be lucky if you get a dribble never mind a squirt. Same with pears.

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