FabSwingers.com forum: Pick up lines

By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

Best Ines you have heard or used.... go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna make a hurricane come out of your pussy" is a recent one I got

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You remind me of my little toe, you're cute and I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table later

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

""I wanna make a hurricane come out of your pussy" is a recent one I got

Really? Hahahaha that's quite a statement to back up! Did it work on you?

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

'Arent u the slut', this is a regular 'pick up' line I get on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a guy one night few years ago come up to me and say "I've named your boobs Bonnie and Clyde!" Why's that I asked! "Because they're a pair of killers!"

Well I broke down laughing! Thought it was a cracker

Also that's when I had bigger boobs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Arent u the slut', this is a regular 'pick up' line I get on Fab.

Oh they're smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By *0shades 2000 OP Man
over a year ago

coleraine

"Had a guy one night few years ago come up to me and say "I've named your boobs Bonnie and Clyde!" Why's that I asked! "Because they're a pair of killers!"

Well I broke down laughing! Thought it was a cracker

Also that's when I had bigger boobs lol"

brilliant

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Do you want to come to a funeral? I'm hoping to bury the baldy lad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I wanna make a hurricane come out of your pussy" is a recent one I got

Really? Hahahaha that's quite a statement to back up! Did it work on you? "

It didn't tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Best Ines you have heard or used.... go... "
i just saw angle before me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thta a good one bit i make a hurriane and rainstorm it would be so

Wet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spotify have got it wrong again. You are definitely the hottest single of the year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol

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By *ONDYWoman
over a year ago

00heaven

"Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol "

Miz such a charmer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol

Miz such a charmer lol"

Some one told me it we wer talkong chat up lines.. ive never used it yet lol

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By *ONDYWoman
over a year ago

00heaven

"Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol

Miz such a charmer lol

Some one told me it we wer talkong chat up lines.. ive never used it yet lol

I'll go halfers with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol

Miz such a charmer lol

Some one told me it we wer talkong chat up lines.. ive never used it yet lol

I'll go halfers with you

Mon we can get naked lol

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By *ONDYWoman
over a year ago

00heaven

"Wanna go halfers on a bastard lol

Miz such a charmer lol

Some one told me it we wer talkong chat up lines.. ive never used it yet lol

I'll go halfers with you

Mon we can get naked lol"

JACKPOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ever think about settling down and having kids? was a recent one. Should have asked about road frontage and headage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman reached on my shirt and read the label she said made in heaven I said let's go

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Remember my name you be screaming it later

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Ever think about settling down and having kids? was a recent one. Should have asked about road frontage and headage."

I have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: you remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

Her: isn't there 26 letters in the alphabet?

Him: ohhh silly me I forgot the U R A Q T (You are a cutey)

Her: wait that's still only 25

Him: don't worry I'll give you the D later

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

"what are the chances of you also being good looking?"

Best opening line ever, laughed so hard someone came to check on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""what are the chances of you also being good looking?"

Best opening line ever, laughed so hard someone came to check on me

Shit, they stole my idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll do

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By *kmanMan
over a year ago

Letterkenny

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Go get your crash helmet love, you're going through the headboard tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That shirt is becoming on you, If I was on you I'd be coming too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy asks girl how's your belly fixed for a lodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spotify have got it wrong again. You are definitely the hottest single of the year"
got this one the other day ... and do you sleep on your tummy ? Well can i?

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By *edRoxyxWoman
over a year ago

Mayo

I like to use "do you like dragons? Cause I'll be draggin my balls across your face later"

Always gets a giggle

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By *ohnandGemCouple
over a year ago

Louth/Meath/Dublin

"how do you like your eggs?"

"Unfertilised"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been to the Dr recently i think your lacking some vitamin me...best one I've ever had used on me

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