FabSwingers.com forum: Something you thought was true but isn't

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for the fun of it post something to educate the rest of us who might not be aware of a truth we perceive that is actually false.

Mine:

Bats Are Not Blind. The saying “blind as a bat”, simply isn't correct. The truth is that all 1,100 bat species can see and often their vision is pretty good, although not as excellent as many other night-hunting animals. ... They actually rely on their daylight vision and cannot fly during moonless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought all women on fab were naughty sluts. It's not true

Some are here lookin for relationships believe it or not lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I before E except after C I'm sure we were all thought that in school. Utter tripe. Weirdo for example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nepal is the only country in the world who’s flag isn’t a square or a rectangle.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

I thought all men loved giving oral until that thread yesterday. What a poor education system we have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought when I accidentally swallowed an Apple seed when I was ickle a tree would grow inside me. That did not happen.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I thought chewing gum stayed in your tummy for 7 years if you swallowed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For yrs I was convinced Primal Scream were singing about Rocksalt apparently it's ROCKS OFF Bitterly disappointed at the reality

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"I thought when I accidentally swallowed an Apple seed when I was ickle a tree would grow inside me. That did not happen.

But apple seeds do contain cyanide

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By *etmebeurfantasyWoman
over a year ago

My town

Eating carrots makes you see in the dark.

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By *odernLoveDublinMan
over a year ago

dublin

"Nepal is the only country in the world who’s flag isn’t a square or a rectangle."

But thats true is it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa

Tooth Fairy

I'm still gutted !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sending dick pics will get you laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought chewing gum stayed in your tummy for 7 years if you swallowed it."

I was told that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you made a face and the wind changed;your face would stay like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was in college I thought "nurses party " were a popular pub band

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By *o hassleMan
over a year ago

moira

Forgiving is a sign of weekness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg.....u so missed out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In star wars, Darth Vader supposedly said "Luke, I am your father" not true, he says "no, I am your father"

And Hannibal lecter never says good morning Clarice, he just says good morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's also a weird queen one, most versions of "we are the champions" don't finish with "of the world" they're rare versions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In star wars, Darth Vader supposedly said "Luke, I am your father" not true, he says "no, I am your father"

And Hannibal lecter never says good morning Clarice, he just says good morning. "

There is no "play it again Sam" in Casablanca

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In star wars, Darth Vader supposedly said "Luke, I am your father" not true, he says "no, I am your father"

And Hannibal lecter never says good morning Clarice, he just says good morning.

There is no "play it again Sam" in Casablanca

Never heard this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In star wars, Darth Vader supposedly said "Luke, I am your father" not true, he says "no, I am your father"

And Hannibal lecter never says good morning Clarice, he just says good morning.

There is no "play it again Sam" in Casablanca

Never heard this one

She actually says "Play it, Sam. For old time sake. Play as time goes by"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In star wars, Darth Vader supposedly said "Luke, I am your father" not true, he says "no, I am your father"

And Hannibal lecter never says good morning Clarice, he just says good morning.

There is no "play it again Sam" in Casablanca

Never heard this one

She actually says "Play it, Sam. For old time sake. Play as time goes by" "

It's called the nelson Mandela effect if you want to look it up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That all men here who make out they are single are single.lol

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By *pforit74Man
over a year ago

a secluded seaside cottage, ballybunion,

phew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the colour red made bulls angry. When in fact bulls are colour blind. They are just naturally aggressive they'll charge at anything that irritates them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many people were told that if you keep wanking then you will go blind.

I now wear glasses lol

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"How many people were told that if you keep wanking then you will go blind.

I now wear glasses lol "

I am wearing glasses since I was seven

I was an early bloomer

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By *elfastDMan
over a year ago

belfast

"That if you made a face and the wind changed;your face would stay like that

Mine did

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By *andyman.snrMan
over a year ago

leixlip

That women had more ribs than men, shows what Catholic teaching can do

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

That if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the bondholders would be burned

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By *pforit74Man
over a year ago

a secluded seaside cottage, ballybunion,

Well when i was little and first trying to grasp the rotation of the planet , i was under the impression that if i was to stay jumping up and down all day , then half the time i would be in the air while the world rotated underneath me that i would end up half way around the world for free ,

sadly after a few hours of getting nowhere i gave up !

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By *odernLoveDublinMan
over a year ago

dublin

That if a lift's cables broke and the lift then plummeted to the ground from a great height that you'd be fine as long as you jumped at the exact moment before impact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How many people were told that if you keep wanking then you will go blind.

I now wear glasses lol "
Im reading this in braille

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Magherafelt

When I was a kid I used to believe a wife just shows up when I grew up.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"When I was a kid I used to believe a wife just shows up when I grew up."

If you're getting it on with the sexy neighbour down the road you could almost put money on your feckin' wife just showing up!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

That every woman on this site has the suction of a dyson according to alot of veris

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By *otoman72Man
over a year ago

a town near you

At the ending of the classic western Shane while he is riding of into the sunset.He is actually slumped over his horse dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ya that was what my mother told me. Oh and the wind will change and your face will stay like that

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By *om38500Man
over a year ago

mayo

Lol true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And dont forget the easter bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I taught Columbus was first European to discover America but

Leif Erikson A Viking was there well ahead of him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For yrs I was convinced Primal Scream were singing about Rocksalt apparently it's ROCKS OFF Bitterly disappointed at the reality

I know someone who thought coldplay had a song about a sick parrot.. "the one where the parrot dies"... paradise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That when I watched to much TV it got hot and it could go on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I first joined fab I thought it was a sex site.Now I know its only a place where men and women talk about sex but rarely do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself verified son, the world changes when you smile at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get yourself verified son, the world changes when you smile at it

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Didn't know you need to be verified to talk about sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will ya read your initial statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will ya read your initial statement

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You're point is what exactly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop frowning man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop frowning man

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You must have brilliant eyesight to see me frowning.

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab"
Get outta dat garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab"

Haha love this Jay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab

Haha love this Jay

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I think he was talking about you. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab

Haha love this Jay

I think he was talking about you. Lol"

And why would you think that ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab

Haha love this Jay

I think he was talking about you. Lol

And why would you think that ?? "
You would be the most obvious candidate for the role. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab"

Awwww Jay who cud be horrible to u? I will set one of my dragons on them DRACARAS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab

Haha love this Jay

I think he was talking about you. Lol

And why would you think that ?? You would be the most obvious candidate for the role. Lol"

Think I will pop into the Unhealthy obessession with me Box

please don't waste your own time waiting on my forum posts get on with your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The stalk end of a banana is not actually the top it's the other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to think trolls lived under bridges....then I found out they live on fab

Haha love this Jay

I think he was talking about you. Lol

And why would you think that ?? You would be the most obvious candidate for the role. Lol

Think I will pop into the Unhealthy obessession with me Box

please don't waste your own time waiting on my forum posts get on with your life

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I love it when you talk dirty to me.Lol

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

"For yrs I was convinced Primal Scream were singing about Rocksalt apparently it's ROCKS OFF Bitterly disappointed at the reality

I know someone who thought coldplay had a song about a sick parrot.. "the one where the parrot dies"... paradise"

Hysterical!!!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

BLOWJOBS WERE ONCE A PUNISHMENT NOT A PLEASURE

Way back in Roman times, criminal punishment for breaking the law

could be going down on the person you wronged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guys on fab are straight! Just read a verification given to a guy on my hot list by a tv. And looked at her/his verifucations 6 straight guys at least berifying her/him. Im confused??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was a young kid i really thought quicksand was going to be a huge problem in life....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That love conquers all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was a young kid i really thought quicksand was going to be a huge problem in life...."

Pmsl, I do remember it being a recurring theme on TV too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That getting soaked and leaving those clothes on would give you a cold or flu.

That staring into the flames of a fire was bad for you.

That walking around on bare feet was bad for your kidneys.

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By *ack 188Man
over a year ago

Dublin 15

I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Well he is a complete knob.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid i thought that the people singing on the radio were in the "radio shop" actually singing..

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"For yrs I was convinced Primal Scream were singing about Rocksalt apparently it's ROCKS OFF Bitterly disappointed at the reality

I know someone who thought coldplay had a song about a sick parrot.. "the one where the parrot dies"... paradise"

Im actually choking laughing at this!!!!

brilliant!!!

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By *o hassleMan
over a year ago

moira

"That every woman on this site has the suction of a dyson according to alot of veris

Or has best tits on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man. "

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

'Good things come to those who wait'...

.this is nonsense..push to the front of the queue or else you will miss out kids..

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By *ack 188Man
over a year ago

Dublin 15

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man. "

But Caitlyn has a penis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that there was no drama on Fabswingers

i've never been that wrong in my life

I thought that swinging was anti-exclusive partners.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man.

But Caitlyn has a penis? "

It's not the only defining factor but no, she doesn't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man.

But Caitlyn has a penis?

It's not the only defining factor but no, she doesn't. "

Glad to see some sense x

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man.

But Caitlyn has a penis?

It's not the only defining factor but no, she doesn't.

Glad to see some sense x"

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How Caitlyn Jenner won WOMAN OF THE YEAR even though she'd been a woman for less than 1 year at the time, makes even more sense

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By *wingingGuy1Man
over a year ago

Banbridge

I before E except after C I'm sure we were all thought that in school. Utter tripe. Weirdo for example

Science

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man.

But Caitlyn has a penis?

It's not the only defining factor but no, she doesn't.

Glad to see some sense x

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How Caitlyn Jenner won WOMAN OF THE YEAR even though she'd been a woman for less than 1 year at the time, makes even more sense

Much worse than that was Madonna winning "best live act of the year" at the MTV music awards a few years ago!

Right, on a serious note, he had the outward appearance of a woman for less than a year. That's not the same thing as saying he was a woman for less than a year. It's not as clear cut as "Hey, I think I'll be a woman tomorrow" and boom, the next day you're a woman. For us lads in our fifties who were young lads during the homophobic seventies and adults during the homophobic eighties this notion of being a woman trapped inside a man's body took a bit of time to get our heads around. I would have expected that fellas who are ten years younger would understand it though.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man.

But Caitlyn has a penis?

It's not the only defining factor but no, she doesn't.

Glad to see some sense x

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How Caitlyn Jenner won WOMAN OF THE YEAR even though she'd been a woman for less than 1 year at the time, makes even more sense

Much worse than that was Madonna winning "best live act of the year" at the MTV music awards a few years ago!

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Right Mr "Serious Note" the thread was actually light hearted in nature until that "joke" then comment. That's a condescending and cheap jibe you made and implies a few other things too. Think you need to think before you type...

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"I thought Bruce Jenner was a man

Bruce Jenner was a man.

Caitlyn Jenner is not a man.

But Caitlyn has a penis?

It's not the only defining factor but no, she doesn't.

Glad to see some sense x

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How Caitlyn Jenner won WOMAN OF THE YEAR even though she'd been a woman for less than 1 year at the time, makes even more sense

Much worse than that was Madonna winning "best live act of the year" at the MTV music awards a few years ago!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I no longer believe? Step right up Mr. Tom Waits

"A woman when she weeps

A merchant when he swears

A thief who says he'll pay

A lawyer when he cares

A snake when he is sleeping

A d*unkard when he prays

I don't believe you go to heaven when you're good"

On the "did you know what you might not have known but what is true - all minions are male - on the basis that the creators reasoned that no woman would be that fucking stupid.

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