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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.....you know, for your cock?!

I've just seen a new one, a pump action Palmolive bottle. Very edgy!

So, guys, the bar has been set...

I challenge you to find weird and wacky measuring devices and post your pics for our 'research'

It's just some fun!

BG x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

We could have a vote, and pick a winner in a few days?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.

Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.

So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce.

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.

Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.

So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce. "

Do your own thread for that

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Traditionally the sky remote and lynx cans have given guys a real good indication as to how big their cocks are...now a rusty measuring tape with the spring on its last legs is rather risky so guys are always going to new lengths to ahow just how "big" they are. Bottles of heinz ketchup,banannas,cucumbers...the list goes on.

Until a universal penis measurement instrument comes out then guys will continue to hover over toiletbowls with the camera phone out whilst wearing white dirty socks all in a bid to impress the opposite sex.

Who says romance is dead.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Traditionally the sky remote and lynx cans have given guys a real good indication as to how big their cocks are...now a rusty measuring tape with the spring on its last legs is rather risky so guys are always going to new lengths to ahow just how "big" they are. Bottles of heinz ketchup,banannas,cucumbers...the list goes on.

Until a universal penis measurement instrument comes out then guys will continue to hover over toiletbowls with the camera phone out whilst wearing white dirty socks all in a bid to impress the opposite sex.

Who says romance is dead. "

I look forward to seeing your entry

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Toilet bowl is too clean and my socks arent white...now let me just check down the side of the couch for that remote.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"

I look forward to seeing your entry "

Ooooo... Is that the prize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I look forward to seeing your entry

Ooooo... Is that the prize?

"

Smartarse

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Dolls house furniture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.

Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.

So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce.

Do your own thread for that "

haha, my dear, deep down my rotten soul I wish neither of theses categories ever existed. For me insertions are as bad as those cock pics you described. I can no longer look at certain fruits or vegetables in same way. Whenever my Greek salad is served, I always wonder where have that cucumber ben before. If plants could talk, we would have learnt about the drama of bananas, cucumber, carrots and other phallic looking foods

end of trolling for today

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"

I look forward to seeing your entry

Ooooo... Is that the prize?

Smartarse "

Prize is the rusty measuring tape

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"

I look forward to seeing your entry

Ooooo... Is that the prize?

Smartarse

Prize is the rusty measuring tape"

Careful now! Knobrot is not pretty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit shy to measure it with the lantern pole across the road

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit shy to measure it with the lantern pole across the road "

I could try and measure it for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit shy to measure it with the lantern pole across the road

I could try and measure it for you "

Next Sunday?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I measured mine with a toblerone but it melted!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"I measured mine with a toblerone but it melted! "

Ejaculated is the word we use for that!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Your cock or the toblorone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bit shy to measure it with the lantern pole across the road

I could try and measure it for you

Next Sunday? "

I accept your challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your cock or the toblorone?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....you know, for your cock?!

I've just seen a new one, a pump action Palmolive bottle. Very edgy!

So, guys, the bar has been set...

I challenge you to find weird and wacky measuring devices and post your pics for our 'research'

It's just some fun!

BG x"

I'd use a subway sandwich...but the foot long just isn't long enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always check hot pics every day. Saw one guy use a can of dutch gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the comparison to make sense the girl needs to know how big the object is. If you use a sky remote you alienate all the virgin users.

If you use a can of dutch gold you alienate the classy girls who are into stella..

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

We cut down a 10ft tree recently maybe we could use that for measuring

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Have we nothing else on our mind but to find measuring devices for our cocks lol .

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin


"For the comparison to make sense the girl needs to know how big the object is. If you use a sky remote you alienate all the virgin users.

If you use a can of dutch gold you alienate the classy girls who are into stella.."

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin


"I measured mine with a toblerone but it melted! "

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

cork


"Category for men: cock pics with strange objects next to them for measurement.

Category for women: biggest object you can put in your pussy.

So far I have seen good few ideas of ladies with bananas, bottles, other veg in their vag. Competition in both categories should be fierce. "

And the winner gets a free trip to an A+E dept of their choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


".....you know, for your cock?!

I've just seen a new one, a pump action Palmolive bottle. Very edgy!

So, guys, the bar has been set...

I challenge you to find weird and wacky measuring devices and post your pics for our 'research'

It's just some fun!

BG x"
What about some of the ladies mouths on fab no better measuring device.Let's be honest if you can fill some of them you must be hung like a mule.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to get a miniature can of so I look big beside it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This calls for a trowel related pic in work tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This calls for a trowel related pic in work tomorrow "

Finally, someone gets it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This calls for a trowel related pic in work tomorrow

Finally, someone gets it "

I'd have thought it was fairly self explanatory

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This calls for a trowel related pic in work tomorrow

Finally, someone gets it

I'd have thought it was fairly self explanatory "

Me too, but....

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