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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well? Have you ever done it? What's the weirdest place? Work, middle of a pub, down a lane?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up a tree. I originally climbed up there to have sex with a girl, but she climbed down before I could so I just rubbed one out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An arrestable offence !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An arrestable offence ! "

So is dogging etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well he did say public masturbation .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus it's bad enough people thinking I'm a wanker...I'm not going proving it

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By *lourescentIncandescentsCouple
over a year ago

Cork

Got a wank from some flithy young one in st stephens green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got a wank from some flithy young one in st stephens green"

I was walking up grafton street and some girl, maybe 17 or 18 looks me up and down, then starts jamming her finger in and out of her mouth. Then points at me.

I think she is asking me if I want a blow job so I say "no thanks", then she does it to another guy and he walks over and shes right down sucking him off in one of the doorways.

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By *lourescentIncandescentsCouple
over a year ago

Cork

haha we don't know each other ^^

keep your pain outta my shame if ya know what i mean

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Got a wank from some flithy young one in st stephens green

I was walking up grafton street and some girl, maybe 17 or 18 looks me up and down, then starts jamming her finger in and out of her mouth. Then points at me.

I think she is asking me if I want a blow job so I say "no thanks", then she does it to another guy and he walks over and shes right down sucking him off in one of the doorways."

That's normal Dublin life really.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Got a wank from some flithy young one in st stephens green

U mean she hadn't showered oh ffs and all those people watching her "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?"

Shame on you...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you... "

Like u never snuck a sneaky one at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman couldn't leave her house or invite me in because of her kids so she was naked standing in the sitting room window fingering and I had a walk in her garden while we watched each other

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast

I couldn't do it in public, would feel way too uneasy because of the consequences if caught.

That would be a hard one (no pun intended) to explain away..... even if you were a member of a special yellow bus.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"A woman couldn't leave her house or invite me in because of her kids so she was naked standing in the sitting room window fingering and I had a walk in her garden while we watched each other"

You walked around her garden?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you... "

Well the bathroom is better than the canteen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Like u never snuck a sneaky one at work "

Actually never

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman couldn't leave her house or invite me in because of her kids so she was naked standing in the sitting room window fingering and I had a walk in her garden while we watched each other

You walked around her garden?"

Love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Well the bathroom is better than the canteen?"

Under your desk?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Like u never snuck a sneaky one at work

Actually never "

Really cum to the wild side

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By *ustin-SiderMan
over a year ago

Belfast


"A woman couldn't leave her house or invite me in because of her kids so she was naked standing in the sitting room window fingering and I had a walk in her garden while we watched each other

You walked around her garden?"

What if the kids had seen you?

"Mommy, there's a strange man in our garden playing with a sausage!!!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Like u never snuck a sneaky one at work

Actually never

Really cum to the wild side "

Im only wild behind closed doors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Like u never snuck a sneaky one at work

Actually never

Really cum to the wild side

Im only wild behind closed doors "

Lots of public places have doors which can be both open and closed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Well the bathroom is better than the canteen?

Under your desk? "

Not yet. I'd need to work very late on a Friday to manage that one.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Like u never snuck a sneaky one at work

Actually never

Really cum to the wild side

Im only wild behind closed doors "

The stationary cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A woman couldn't leave her house or invite me in because of her kids so she was naked standing in the sitting room window fingering and I had a walk in her garden while we watched each other

You walked around her garden?"

Lol ment had a wank in her garden in front of her window while she watched.

I hate the way predictive text changes some of the words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I gonna be the first to admit to doing it in work?

Shame on you...

Like u never snuck a sneaky one at work

Actually never

Really cum to the wild side

Im only wild behind closed doors

The stationary cupboard "

I might try sometime

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"A woman couldn't leave her house or invite me in because of her kids so she was naked standing in the sitting room window fingering and I had a walk in her garden while we watched each other

You walked around her garden?

Lol ment had a wank in her garden in front of her window while she watched.

I hate the way predictive text changes some of the words"

I know. I was teasing ya.

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By *rendanhoweMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I do it in work nearly on a daily basis. Kills time

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