FabSwingers.com forum: Why did the chicken cross the road?

By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road?

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

To get away from the randy old fox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

too get away from some of the nut jobs on here

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By *otLips 69Woman
over a year ago

Here or There

The cock and bull was over the other side of the road. Obviously the chick needed a drink.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Because it's where all the cocks hung out.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

[Removed by poster at 09/08/17 02:03:16]

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.

Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.

Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe......

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.

Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe......

Uh huh, do you want your ass smacked too? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed."

What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day

. First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was stuck in the chicken????????

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.

Hahaha. Best answer so far. Keep em coming folks (excuse the pun - lol). Dorty bitch though..... filthy mind.... dammmm..... you women worse than us men... In a good way though..... maybe......

Uh huh, do you want your ass smacked too? Lol

Too??. Ohhbhh.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

Why did the sub cross the road??

Because their Domme/Dom told them to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She forgot her lipstick lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn’t anyone ever think to ask, “What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place, anyway? What is wrong with that chicken?"

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Why did the woman cross the road?

Actually forget that. The bigger issue is how the feck did she get out of the kitchen.

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road?

So you could start a thread about it

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road?

So you could start a thread about it

Ah, there she is! The plan has finally come to fruition!

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road?

So you could start a thread about it

Ah, there she is! The plan has finally come to fruition!

You missed me huh?

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.

What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day

. First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.

It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Why did the sub cross the road??

Because their Domme/Dom told them to.

Hahahaha. Loved it. You know it's funny when you properly laugh out loud even with a hangover.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud and then cross back again?

Cos it was a dirty double crosser.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She followed the COCK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She followed the COCK

The things chicks do for a COCK... Tks.. Tks..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knock knock

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Knock knock "

Come in..

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Knock knock "

OK.. Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The chicken

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

" The chicken"

The chicken who?

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Surely not the chicken who lives on the other side of the road? No, that's not possible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knock knock

OK.. Who's there?

The chicken

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Knock knock

OK.. Who's there?

The chicken "

The chicken who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely not the chicken who lives on the other side of the road? No, that's not possible! "

Lol. I was just standing over the other side of the road and noticed your chimney pot was missing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Surely not the chicken who lives on the other side of the road? No, that's not possible!

Lol. I was just standing over the other side of the road and noticed your chimney pot was missing

Ah heeeeere... That's the worst punchline ever!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it was trying to prove that it wasn't a chicken

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"Folks, the oldest joke in the world.... Let's further the joke and discuss it...... so.... why exactly did that that chicken cross the road?

As she wanted to get away from her cock of a husband

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Maybe it was trying to prove that it wasn't a chicken

So the chicken was having an existential crisis? Deep man. Deep but beautiful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually know the answer

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By *ack 188Man
over a year ago

Dublin 15

"Because it's where all the cocks hung out.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Maybe it was trying to prove that it wasn't a chicken

So the chicken was having an existential crisis? Deep man. Deep but beautiful!

Hahahhahaha. You guys are killing me. Brilliant. Lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

As Gordon Ramsay says :

YOU DIDNT FUCKING COOK IT!!!!

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By *uietman007Man
over a year ago

Craigavon

Cos K.F.C was on the other side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh but the question remains.. Did the chicken make it to the other side??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classical mechanics: Chickens at rest tend to stay at rest. Chickens in motion tend to cross roads.

Quantum mechanics: The chicken didn't cross the road, the road passed underneath the chicken.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.

What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day

. First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.

It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all.

First rule of ass club....always have lube

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Why did the sub cross the road??

Because their Domme/Dom told them to.

Hahahaha. Loved it. You know it's funny when you properly laugh out loud even with a hangover.

Glad to be of assistance.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Maybe it was trying to prove that it wasn't a chicken

That's it confuse the blonde!!!!!

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By *ack 188Man
over a year ago

Dublin 15

the chicken was eggcited

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.

What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day

. First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.

It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all.

First rule of ass club....always have lube

Of course. Without lube wouldn't be very clASSy.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Has anyone else went most their life without actually getting this joke? As in it'll either get to the other side, or "get to the other side" meaning it'll be killed.

What?? I find out now the poor chicken could be dead? That's some news to get on hump day

. First Glen Campbell now the chicken. Can this day get any worse.

It could get much worse. I could be journeying to YOUR other side dry with no lube at all.

First rule of ass club....always have lube

Of course. Without lube wouldn't be very clASSy.

Ahhh I see what ya did there.

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