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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd be a happy man if I ever got Liam sheedy under the covers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henry would be up there at the top i reckon....but there's a dublin football guy that id say would fuck ya 7 ways to all Ireland sunday lol (Don't know his name)

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By *onzo1880Man
over a year ago

Tyrone, Ireland

Gotta be Rachel Wyse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anna Geary...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Limerick manager sent scouts out around the world looking for a

new centre forward to replace his old and decrepit players hoping to win the

Sam Maguire. One of the scouts informs him of a Young Iraqi GAA player who

he thinks will turn out to be a true superstar.

The Gaffer flies to Baghdad to watch him and is suitably impressed and

arranges for him to come over.

Two weeks later Limerick are 4-10 to 1-10 down to Kerry with only 20

minutes left. The manager gives the young Iraqi lad the nod and on he goes.

The lad is a sensation, scores 4 goals in 20 minutes and wins the game

for Limerick.

The fans are delighted, the players and coaches are delighted and the

media love the new star. When the player comes off the pitch he phones his mum

to tell her about his first game in the Championship.

Hello mum, guess what?" he says. "I played for 20 minutes today, we were

3 goals down but I scored 4 and we won. Everybody loves me, the fans, the

media, they all love me."

"Wonderful," says his mum, "Let me tell you about my day. Your father

got shot in the street, your sister and I were ambushed and beaten and your

brother has joined a gang of looters, while you were having a great

time."

The young lad is very upset, "What can I say mum, but I’m so sorry."

"Sorry?!" says his mum, "You’re sorry????.....

....It’s your fault we moved to Limerick in the first place!!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gooch

I know a fella the cut outta the gooce

literally twins basil twins

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By *edRoxyxWoman
over a year ago

Mayo

James Horan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy,captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet

and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his

clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and stay the night with them."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little

Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward, "He plays football for Mayo but I was just too embarrassed to say."

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By *ym gymersonMan
over a year ago

ballyfermot

Marty Morrissey hands down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"James Horan

Hottie for sure

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy,captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet

and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his

clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and stay the night with them."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little

Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward, "He plays football for Mayo but I was just too embarrassed to say.""

I believe this is a true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edward was at school this morning and the teacher asked all the children what there fathers did for a living.

All the typical answers came out, Fireman, Policeman, Salesman, Chippy,captain of Industry etc, but Edward was being uncharacteristically quiet

and so the teacher asked him about his father.

"My father is an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off all his

clothes in front of other men. Sometimes if the offer is really good,he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap hotel room and stay the night with them."

The teacher quickly set the other children some work and took little

Edward aside to ask him if that was really true.

"No" said Edward, "He plays football for Mayo but I was just too embarrassed to say."

I believe this is a true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two boys are playing hurling in the people's park, when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hurl, wedges it down the dogs collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.

A local newspaper reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.

"Young Waterford Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.

"But I'm not a Waterford fan," the little hero replied.

"Sorry, since we are in Waterford, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.

"Little Wexford Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook.

"I'm not a Wexford fan either," the boy said.

"I assumed you were a Wexford fan given your friend is wearing a Wexford Jersey, What team do you support?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Kilkenny fan." the child said smiling.

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,

"Little Kilkenny scumbag Kills Beloved Family Pet."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One last one although this one is ancient

Chris Tarrant: Dublin Football fan you've done very well so far, 64,000 and 1 life line left phone a friend, the next question

will give you 125,000 if you get it right but if you get it wrong you will be out of the game and drop to 32,000: are you ready?"

Dublin Football Fan: "Yes Chris I am"

Chris : " On the screen is a photo of a current Dublin footballer as a baby - which Dublin player is it - now think about this

carefully its worth 125,000 only 3 questions away from the million"

Dublin Football fan : " I think I know who it is ........er....but I'm not 100% sure, no I'm sure its Stynes , I'm sure its Brian Stynes(pause),

can I phone a friend Chris just to be sure ?"

Chris: "Yes Dublin Football Fan who do you want to phone ?"

Dublin Football Fan : "I'll phone Anto, He's a Dublin football fan also"

(ringing)

Anto : "Hello"

Chris : "Hello Anto, this is Chris Tarrant here from ITVs Who Wants To Be A Millionaire I have Dublin Football fan here and he is doing really

well on 64,000 but needs your help to get to 125,000 - Anto are you next to the fax machine as this is a visual question. I'm faxing you a photo now

have you received it ?"

Anto: "Yes, Chris"

Chris: " The next voice you hear will be Dublin Football Fan's - he'll explain the question and you have 30 seconds to answer - fire away Dublin Football Fan"

Dublin Football Fan: " Anto, that photo is a baby photo of what current Dublin footballer - I'm sure its Stynes what do you think ?"

Anto: "Its never Stynes, its obviously Keith Barr"

Dublin Football Fan : "You think ?"

Anto: "I'm sure "

Dublin Football Fan: " Thanks Anto "(hangs up)

Chris : "Well a difference of oppinion - do you want to stick on 64,000 or play on for 125,000? "

Dublin Football Fan: "I want to play, I am so sure its Stynes I am going to go with me first answer - Stynes"

Chris : "Is that your final answer"

Dublin Football Fan : "It is"

Chris : "Are you confident"

Dublin Football Fan : "Yes fairly"

Chris : "Dublin Football Fan .....you had 64,000 and you said Brian Stynes - if its right you win 125,000 if its

wrong you go away with 32,000

(drum roll) ..............................

It was wrong - sorry Dublin Football Fan. Here is your cheque for 32,000 you have been a great contestant and a

real gambler. Audience please put your hands together for the Dublin Football Fan"

(clapping ..................)

Dublin Football Fan: "Before I go Chris - what was the correct answer, its killing me"

Chris : "Jason Sherlock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eddie brennan is a hottie

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By *eefada16Man
over a year ago

Thurles

Anna geary

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