FabSwingers.com forum: The Worst Job Anybody Can Have

By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Ok, just for a bit of fun..... what do you think is the worst job anybody can have?

I'll start it off. I'm thinking it would have to be somebody working in a sewage process plant or with sewage. Think it about it..... this person is dealing with literally thousands of people's shit every day. Wonder if it pays well. Lol

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By *oungcouple1993xCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

The person that cleans up crime scenes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where there's shite there's money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cleaning porta loos after a concert/festival

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"The person that cleans up crime scenes

I imagine it's a horrible job initially but after a while people become desensitised to it.

The smell of sewage though..... boke.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"cleaning porta loos after a concert/festival "

Jesus, yeah, the state of them. That must be a bad job alright.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cleaning porta loos after a concert/festival

Jesus, yeah, the state of them. That must be a bad job alright."
i worked with cleanevent back in 2006 at oxegen i seen those toilets an fuk me they where nasty lol our job was too clean the site up so lots an lots of cans of beer empty too full no litter picker it was all bent over using your hands nightmare plus all those tents that where left behind that was one of the worst jobs i ever done

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By *ost-KittensCouple
over a year ago

dublin

cleaning up after 20 couples have abused a bedroom for 5-6 hours.... ugh.

But we do it from love.

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

"The person that cleans up crime scenes

I imagine it's a horrible job initially but after a while people become desensitised to it.

The smell of sewage though..... boke."

The smell of sewage would be roses compared to ppl who clean up after all deaths not just crimes

Ppl often aren't discovered for months. If they die upstairs in bed most of remains end up oozing through bed and floor and end up downstairs

The smell I can't even imagine

If anyone can think of a worst real job I'd like to hear it

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"cleaning up after 20 couples have abused a bedroom for 5-6 hours.... ugh.

But we do it from love.

i agree people forget that someone has to clean up after them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person that cleans up crime scenes

"Spotless" on Netflix... Good serie about two brothers doing this dirty job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person that cleans up crime scenes

"Spotless" on Netflix... Good serie about two brothers doing this dirty job

That was a good series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been puked on today and peed on several times in my job.oh but I love it.my job that is not getting peed and puked on

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I feel sorry for the commentators at manure games those poor bastards having to sit and watch that shit show not to mention having to be so close to that many nonces it must be the worst job in the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel sorry for the commentators at manure games those poor bastards having to sit and watch that shit show not to mention having to be so close to that many nonces it must be the worst job in the world "

What the hell is manure games

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Man United games

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By *eltic CplCouple
over a year ago

Kildare

Job going in our local Jewellery Shop dont seem to glamorous

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Accountant but some might disagree and I don't mean to offend anyone, for me biggest punishment doing the books.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"The person that cleans up crime scenes

I imagine it's a horrible job initially but after a while people become desensitised to it.

The smell of sewage though..... boke.

The smell of sewage would be roses compared to ppl who clean up after all deaths not just crimes

Ppl often aren't discovered for months. If they die upstairs in bed most of remains end up oozing through bed and floor and end up downstairs

The smell I can't even imagine

If anyone can think of a worst real job I'd like to hear it"

Hmmmmm yeah, when you put it like that, it's bound to be bad.

I've always wondered how people can perform an autopsy then just go and eat lunch.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"I've been puked on today and peed on several times in my job.oh but I love it.my job that is not getting peed and puked on

Watersports I'm ok with. Dunno about the boke though. Yuck.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I'm a Man Utd supporter.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Accountant but some might disagree and I don't mean to offend anyone, for me biggest punishment doing the books. "

My father is an Accountant and I've done accounting myself. It really is rather monotonous and dull.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"cleaning up after 20 couples have abused a bedroom for 5-6 hours.... ugh.

But we do it from love.

Well, I'd say that's still a better smell afterwards than sewage or death/crime scenes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think a low rung job on an oil rig. Like a cleaner on an oil rig.

I used to do cleaning work abroad. I loved it. I had a little 2 bed apartment. Got up at 6am, cleaned lots of nasty stuff, clocked off at midday and had the rest of the day to myself.

It paid enough for me to afford food, rent, a few drinks, and I had an amazing life spending all my time meeting up with friends during their lunches, going to parks, meeting people after work. It was just great.

The reason I would hate to do it on an oil rig is.. I would be away from any chance of having a "normal" social life.. and for what? so I can clean up after other more important people?

If I am gonna take time away from my social life, like I do now in Dublin, it has to be for something I enjoy and something for a lot more money. If its not both then its the worst job I can imagine.

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By *oby.mobyMan
over a year ago

waterford

Being the lifeguard at the swimming Olympics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have to agree with the crime scene cleaners or people who recover bodies from the water after weeks/months, what they see must be realy horrifc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The boredom of being the man with the stop/go sign at roadworks on a country road

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By *it_tribesmanMan
over a year ago

Galway

Working in a slaughter house/ meat factory.

I couldn't do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!

Honestly I just want to say to them

TURN THE NEWS ON !

IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!

YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER

HEAT

FOOD

AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON

CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK

SHOES ON YOUR FEET

A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!

Need I go on

I really wanted to

Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funeral Director, or embalmer, thats just gotta be awful work

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!

Honestly I just want to say to them

TURN THE NEWS ON !

IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!

YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER

HEAT

FOOD

AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON

CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK

SHOES ON YOUR FEET

A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!

Need I go on

I really wanted to

Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever

Hahahahha. Yes. High five to you. I remember so many times having to deal with pissy customers and having to smile while inside wanting to just tell them to do one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to put animals to sleep -I just couldn't !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Accountant but some might disagree and I don't mean to offend anyone, for me biggest punishment doing the books. "

Mike is accoutant and so is sarah and we have fun with figures all the time.

And loads of fun on the desk

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

The people who have to clean up the shit when people have the shit scared out of them. That's a special kind of shit!

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Working in a slaughter house/ meat factory.

I couldn't do it"

No, I definitely couldn't either.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"The people who have to clean up the shit when people have the shit scared out of them. That's a special kind of shit!

Hahaha. That made me chuckle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being in the army

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Having to put animals to sleep -I just couldn't !!"

That would be quite saddening but I mean I guess I could do it if the animal was suffering.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!

Honestly I just want to say to them

TURN THE NEWS ON !

IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!

YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER

HEATxv

FOOD

AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON

CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK

SHOES ON YOUR FEET

A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!

Need I go on

I really wanted to

Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever

Hahahahha. Yes. High five to you. I remember so many times having to deal with pissy customers and having to smile while inside wanting to just tell them to do one."

I need a new job !!

I tired of being shouted at !!

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By *ubberNumbersCouple
over a year ago

dublin

Considering the site we're all on I'd have to say being a priest..... celibacy

Granted by this countries history they more just as much sex as anyone else lol

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!

Honestly I just want to say to them

TURN THE NEWS ON !

IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!

YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER

HEATxv

FOOD

AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON

CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK

SHOES ON YOUR FEET

A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!

Need I go on

I really wanted to

Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever

Hahahahha. Yes. High five to you. I remember so many times having to deal with pissy customers and having to smile while inside wanting to just tell them to do one.

I need a new job !!

I tired of being shouted at !!

I don't blame ya. This is why I love being self employed. I'm my own boss and deal with only what I need to or want to.

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Considering the site we're all on I'd have to say being a priest..... celibacy

Granted by this countries history they more just as much sex as anyone else lol"

Hahahaha, yeah they're getting it more than us. Just a pity for their poor victims though. Scandalous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worked in meat plant from start to finish from minute they arrive to going out in fridges and there is many bad jobs but the belly room where stomach contents are removed is the worse . Methane and gas off feed is vile . Thank god I done my time and work at home lol

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"Worked in meat plant from start to finish from minute they arrive to going out in fridges and there is many bad jobs but the belly room where stomach contents are removed is the worse . Methane and gas off feed is vile . Thank god I done my time and work at home lol "

Yikes, sounds horrible.

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By *ay and DeborahCouple
over a year ago

Co. Down

Working in a slaughter house or for the USPCA having see abused animals!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working somewhere where you not appreciated

Not matter what it is - that's a shit job.

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

Search party just left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Career feminist

You need to turn self loathing into theory day in they out and then believe your own lies.

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

A blow job with teeth...

A Hand job with nails digging in..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grave digger, or funeral director, or the person that makes up the body's for display in coffin

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By *ustin-Sider OP Man
over a year ago

Belfast

"A blow job with teeth...

A Hand job with nails digging in..

Or a hand job from Edward Scissorhands. ROFL.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Person the empties toilets on a plane. And call themselves engineer's

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"A blow job with teeth...

A Hand job with nails digging in..

Nought wrong with a little teeth action

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"A blow job with teeth...

A Hand job with nails digging in..

Or a hand job from Edward Scissorhands. ROFL."

Not much left after that session lol

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"A blow job with teeth...

A Hand job with nails digging in..

Nought wrong with a little teeth action

I'll nasher you anytime cj

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shark dentist wouldn't be great either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to be a double for a dictator. Your just getting put out there to be a hotter target than the original target ha

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"A blow job with teeth...

A Hand job with nails digging in..

Nought wrong with a little teeth action

I'll nasher you anytime cj

Or a gummy bj

pot

P em in the glass there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shovelling shit out of cuckoo clocks. Dead end job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh littlewren I'm working for the same company I think .. at least you've a nordy accent I was up there last Sat with a free state twang and a van full of fuck ups . Up Monday if you're free ????

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

Cleaning up murder scenes and cleaning shit they get good money .

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Working on a Hollywood movie set on minimum wage while you work your ass off while celebrities get millions..

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By *en474Man
over a year ago

antrim

Working for the wool board lol

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"A blow job with teeth...

A Hand job with nails digging in..

Nought wrong with a little teeth action

I'll nasher you anytime cj

Or a gummy bj

pot

P em in the glass there

Shhhhh you stop airing my falsies in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The people who have to clean up the shit when people have the shit scared out of them. That's a special kind of shit!

Hahaha. That made me chuckle."

And me lol

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By *umpsMan
over a year ago

city

Barber.... obviously it's not the worst job... I have a friend who is a barber.. it can be a good job.. he told me the worst part of it is having to cut a customers hair who is smelling of bad B.O

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The person that cleans up crime scenes

Oh can you imagine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning up crime senses, having to tell people there loved one has died been murdered etc.

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By *jb_1980Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Accountant but some might disagree and I don't mean to offend anyone, for me biggest punishment doing the books.

My father is an Accountant and I've done accounting myself. It really is rather monotonous and dull. "

No its not, lots of travel if you with the right company.

Well paid too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id also say dentists imagine dealing with bad breath all day long and only god knows what else

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By *eralt80Man
over a year ago

cork

hows about cleaning porta loos on a building site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hows about cleaning porta loos on a building site.

"
thats easy try cleaning them after 80000 people have used them over 3 days at music festival...

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

The engraver from mayo waiting for Sam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to work for a jewllers. One of the worst jobs was having to untangle a big ball of chains that were all tangled together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The engraver from mayo waiting for Sam."

He better be getting his tools ready hell need them in a few weeks

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By *asterMan
over a year ago

Ballymena

Cleaning shite out of cuckoo clocks.. Terrible wee job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, just for a bit of fun..... what do you think is the worst job anybody can have?

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By *ojos jugsWoman
over a year ago

Bangor

"Cleaning shite out of cuckoo clocks.. Terrible wee job

You love birds sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dealing with unhappy customers who haven't got their furniture in time !!

Honestly I just want to say to them

TURN THE NEWS ON !

IT'S NOT A TRADIGITY YOUR MATTRESS IS ON THE FLOOR FLOOR FOR A FEW EXTRA WEEKS !!

YOU HAVE RUNNING WATER

HEAT

FOOD

AND SOMETHING TO COOK IT ON

CLOTHES ON YOUR BACK

SHOES ON YOUR FEET

A HOUSE THAT PROTECTS YOU FROM WIND RAIN SLEET AND SNOW !!

Need I go on

I really wanted to

Dealing with customers is up there with the worst job ever

Worst job ever is being a secret shopper and coming across a cheeky

sales person who is seething at the thought of you questioning them with questions they can't be bothered answering.

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