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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ive been knockin my pan in all summer in my garden. I only rest when its raining. The result is a hard earned redneck tan. Mahogany arms and linen legs! Anybody else with a two-toned bod? ??

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

I don't really tan, I got a permanent one that does me year round

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really tan, I got a permanent one that does me year round "

Are you getting help from a bottle or are you naturally swarthy?

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow


"I don't really tan, I got a permanent one that does me year round

Are you getting help from a bottle or are you naturally swarthy? "

Au natural, never been sunburnt in my entire life so I have no way to empathize with the kinda pain my pale Irish kin have to go through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive been knockin my pan in all summer in my garden. I only rest when its raining. The result is a hard earned redneck tan. Mahogany arms and linen legs! Anybody else with a two-toned bod? ?? "

I work on a building site and the tan I got is shocking it starts at the top of my wrist and ends just below my shoulder but it looks like I've someone else's hands on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 2 tone is white, and white with freckles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really tan, I got a permanent one that does me year round

Are you getting help from a bottle or are you naturally swarthy?

Au natural, never been sunburnt in my entire life so I have no way to empathize with the kinda pain my pale Irish kin have to go through "

Oh the burning is painfull lol. Ive not had a burn for years but you never forget the pain. Your lucky to have the skin your in ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ive been knockin my pan in all summer in my garden. I only rest when its raining. The result is a hard earned redneck tan. Mahogany arms and linen legs! Anybody else with a two-toned bod? ??

I work on a building site and the tan I got is shocking it starts at the top of my wrist and ends just below my shoulder but it looks like I've someone else's hands on lol"

Ahh that wud be pale hands from the wearing of gloves?

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow


"I don't really tan, I got a permanent one that does me year round

Are you getting help from a bottle or are you naturally swarthy?

Au natural, never been sunburnt in my entire life so I have no way to empathize with the kinda pain my pale Irish kin have to go through

Oh the burning is painfull lol. Ive not had a burn for years but you never forget the pain. Your lucky to have the skin your in ?"

Well you won't catch me complaining

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My 2 tone is white, and white with freckles "

You keep well covered up then? Freckles are funny wee things. Ive a few random ones lol. Have you many?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really tan, I got a permanent one that does me year round

Are you getting help from a bottle or are you naturally swarthy?

Au natural, never been sunburnt in my entire life so I have no way to empathize with the kinda pain my pale Irish kin have to go through

Oh the burning is painfull lol. Ive not had a burn for years but you never forget the pain. Your lucky to have the skin your in ?

Well you won't catch me complaining "

I should hope not lol if you have any swarthy ancestors they would be appalled if you did

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow


"My 2 tone is white, and white with freckles

You keep well covered up then? Freckles are funny wee things. Ive a few random ones lol. Have you many? "

Oh i love freckles, you both had my curiosity but now you have my attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always wear sunscreen, learned a long time ago that the sun is not a friend to my Celtic skin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.lily white all year round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My freckles have all joined up to look like tan -that's as good as it gets for me -hubby is swarthy so has a tan all year round !@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sporting some white bits at the moment, in the shape of a bikini though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My 2 tone is white, and white with freckles

You keep well covered up then? Freckles are funny wee things. Ive a few random ones lol. Have you many? "

I run so pretty much my arms, lower legs, face.

I don't cover up though tend not to lie in sun and avoid the midday scorching sun.

But I don't mind them at all

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

I have places with "absence of freckles" I guess that's my tan lines..

but other than that.. it's freckled white and white white..

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"Ive been knockin my pan in all summer in my garden. I only rest when its raining. The result is a hard earned redneck tan. Mahogany arms and linen legs! Anybody else with a two-toned bod? ?? "

I recommend short trousers when gardening, at least that's what I do. Beside the tanning of the legs it has the advantage of keeping my legs tick free and the passer-bys and neighbours have something to watch.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I have an all year round farmers tan as I wear tee shirts in all weathers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am completely untanned.Since a friend got skin cancer I try to stay out of the sun. Or wear long sleeves or good sun cream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top of chest is tanned and covered in freckles rest is white... Maybe I should try topless

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

Yes

Topless

Must be topless ha ha

Oh I will rub the lotion on for you just to be on the safe side xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This was fun and interesting too! Thanx yall

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