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Wanna laugh about me?! This time I allow you:D

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So if there is same "smart" people like me.. you should maybe learn from my mistakes

So Im packing bag for meet.. putted in heels, dress, lots sexy outfits, and some toys sure why not my favourite rabbit too(just in case) but batteries out in case on way its starts vibrating.

Sure nicer if they all in toy bag. so all packed and bag in corner waiting tomorrow.

All normal like...

But then decide I need bigger bag so I put all stuff in bigger one they I feel toy bag is hot as hell and there is burned hole!

when opened see my rabbit battery looks weird... sure only someone smart like me put full battery with nipple clamps together in one bag

Thanks God I took them out in time... but my new never worn dress have hole now too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So whats your silly fab stories accidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Opppssss hope you went on for your meet anyways, my wand transformer melted a silicone double ender sex toys are lethal weapons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Opppssss hope you went on for your meet anyways, my wand transformer melted a silicone double ender sex toys are lethal weapons "

emm this crap with me happened literally 10min ago now sitting waiting when battery bit more cold to remove. Thanks feck meet tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Opppssss hope you went on for your meet anyways, my wand transformer melted a silicone double ender sex toys are lethal weapons

emm this crap with me happened literally 10min ago now sitting waiting when battery bit more cold to remove. Thanks feck meet tomorrow "

They should come with hazzard warnings ..on serious note glad you got it on time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah.. Imagine if I went sleep?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine isn't as bad as that lol

Couple of months ago I was due to meet someone at 8 and at 7 I managed to cut my forefinger really deeply. Quick nip to a&e four stitches later and I was at my meet on time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not worth thinking about scary biscuits glad your ok you will laugh tomorrow about it thou

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine isn't as bad as that lol

Couple of months ago I was due to meet someone at 8 and at 7 I managed to cut my forefinger really deeply. Quick nip to a&e four stitches later and I was at my meet on time "

Ouch..

But you are lucky you wasnt in Galway A&e or you be on meet luckily next day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's not worth thinking about scary biscuits glad your ok you will laugh tomorrow about it thou "
I already am...but sad thing.. that was my favourite rabbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's not worth thinking about scary biscuits glad your ok you will laugh tomorrow about it thou I already am...but sad thing.. that was my favourite rabbit "

Good excuse to buy a new one lol lovehoney good sale on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An attempt at outdoor fun has left me still out of action 6 weeks later with a broken shoulder and elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree in electronic engineering so probably could have helped. Life lessons learned though

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"An attempt at outdoor fun has left me still out of action 6 weeks later with a broken shoulder and elbow "

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You crack me up Maz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a meet in a hotel in Dublin arranged back in January. Few different people invited. Hotel booked paid for the lot. Three days before I was out walking the dog, as usual wasn't watching where I was going. Slipped, fell onto my side cracking my ribs off the curb of the footpath ended up in a and e that evening with two cracked ribs!!!

Had to cancel the people I invited and the hotel from my bed in casualty. Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had a meet in a hotel in Dublin arranged back in January. Few different people invited. Hotel booked paid for the lot. Three days before I was out walking the dog, as usual wasn't watching where I was going. Slipped, fell onto my side cracking my ribs off the curb of the footpath ended up in a and e that evening with two cracked ribs!!!

Had to cancel the people I invited and the hotel from my bed in casualty. Ouch "

ouccchhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a meet in a hotel in Dublin arranged back in January. Few different people invited. Hotel booked paid for the lot. Three days before I was out walking the dog, as usual wasn't watching where I was going. Slipped, fell onto my side cracking my ribs off the curb of the footpath ended up in a and e that evening with two cracked ribs!!!

Had to cancel the people I invited and the hotel from my bed in casualty. Ouch

ouccchhh "

Ouch is right I learned to watch where I was going in future. The gentlemen I had arranged to meet were very understanding and the hotel gave me a full refund so it was all good

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"An attempt at outdoor fun has left me still out of action 6 weeks later with a broken shoulder and elbow "

What the feck kind of outdoor position were u trying to get into

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin


"An attempt at outdoor fun has left me still out of action 6 weeks later with a broken shoulder and elbow

What the feck kind of outdoor position were u trying to get into "

Obviously trying the elbow over field gate shoulder shaker and got the parts mixed up

Hope you're better soon and out scaring the wildlife before summer's over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An attempt at outdoor fun has left me still out of action 6 weeks later with a broken shoulder and elbow

What the feck kind of outdoor position were u trying to get into "

Don't ask next time I'll wear shoes with extra grip though

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