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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Allright one for the lads,what do you use to leave everything nice and smooth ? Waxing the lad just sounds excruciating haha...ladies input greatly appreciated too...

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

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By *arkandEm14Couple
over a year ago

dublin

A nice tight trim and bit of Veet where necessary. Don't particularly like the bald look but I avoid curleys at all costs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gillette Fusion and a the hands of a surgeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waxing way to go

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Gillette Fusion and a the hands of a surgeon."

And balls of steel

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

My wife had lazer hair removel done it is just the best thing ever costly but well worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.

Learn from my mistake!!!

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you


"If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.

Learn from my mistake!!! "

Did you go all johnny cash on it (burning ring of fire)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.

Learn from my mistake!!!

Did you go all johnny cash on it (burning ring of fire)"

I had to cancel a meet two hours beforehand. I took "ring sting" to the extreme!

Luckily the guy knew me and didn't think I was making excuses. He still slags me about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee "

what about aloe vera?

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

what about aloe vera?

"

Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

what about aloe vera?

Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol "

or a roll on deodorant?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gillette Fusion and a the hands of a surgeon."

Jesus you're brave lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee "

Cocoa butter mmmmm that smelll

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

what about aloe vera?

Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol

or a roll on deodorant? "

No you just squeeze a little out and rub on your armpit apparently it is the natural alternative and smells great too

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

Cocoa butter mmmmm that smelll"

Not sure if it's edible down that area though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

what about aloe vera?

Aloe Vera is great aswell...also learnt recently that you can use it instead of deodorant though not sure the sticky armpit feeling is for me lol

or a roll on deodorant?

No you just squeeze a little out and rub on your armpit apparently it is the natural alternative and smells great too "

interesting, I do like smelling good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.

I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.

The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Petrol or any flammable spirit and a lighter.

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere


"Gillette Fusion and a the hands of a surgeon."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be careful with the very, leave it on too long and it leaves a nasty burn. With a bit of practice a razor does the trick very well

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you


"If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.

Learn from my mistake!!!

Did you go all johnny cash on it (burning ring of fire)

I had to cancel a meet two hours beforehand. I took "ring sting" to the extreme!

Luckily the guy knew me and didn't think I was making excuses. He still slags me about it."

That has to be the best last min excuses i have heard yet, sorry i cant make it but i have burnt my ring i dont think i would of belived you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you put beer on your balls, guaranteed to get hairless circles on your thighs where your balls rest. I've not found a way to avoid this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god Juicynhard i'm crying ahaha

And personally i just trim, i won't take the risk with a razor blade to hurt myself !

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By *ir1967Man
over a year ago

in da sticks, london, amsterdam, madrid

Just wax it, and enjoy the time when the stinging pain is fading.

Shaving it is painless. Best to do a dry shave with a disposable shaver. Gillette fusion is fir the fine shave, which you do as the one in your face, best after a steamy bath . Mind you that shaving means the stuff grows back and even as a bigger jungle with each time you shave .

Veet is painless too, just read the instructions and follow it strictly . After all you are using an ammonium in your bare skin- can go wrong if you miss the timing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

Cocoa butter mmmmm that smelll

Not sure if it's edible down that area though "

Hard to stop when the hunger hits tho haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shave day to day but use veet once a week to do the sack and crack. No issues as long as you don't leave on longer than 5 mins

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By *ccasional couple 32Couple
over a year ago

mayo

[quote[]Veet is usually most effective though get the cocoa butter slapped on after...aweeeee

what about aloe vera? ]

If she says "aloe " back , you're in !!

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin

I use a body groomer to get rid of most of the longer parts and then a razor blade like a fusion to get rid of the pubes on my sack and lower shaft.Oh and use cooling shaving foam...it tingles and I end up hard from it...but makes for a better shave too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please ladies I was given very good advice from one of my best friends Never veet ur vag! EVER LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laser is the only way to go! Far less painful than waxing, and less hassle than shaving...

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By *oisyoctopusWoman
over a year ago

Drogheda


"If you put beer on your balls, guaranteed to get hairless circles on your thighs where your balls rest. I've not found a way to avoid this "

Wrap upper thighs in cling film before applying the veet. Or Vaseline?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you're using Veet, pay attention to the time you leave it on.

Learn from my mistake!!!

Did you go all johnny cash on it (burning ring of fire)

I had to cancel a meet two hours beforehand. I took "ring sting" to the extreme!

Luckily the guy knew me and didn't think I was making excuses. He still slags me about it.

That has to be the best last min excuses i have heard yet, sorry i cant make it but i have burnt my ring i dont think i would of belived you "

Thankfully he did, and knows me well enough to know i was being totally honest.

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By *igertigerCouple (MM)
over a year ago

cc hotel


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.

I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.

The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."

ha....super once had to wrap my balls in cling film to ease the pain...but at least it worked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Due to one of my daughters carelessness, too much drink and too little attention on my part I once tried to brush my gnashers with Veet. It certainly cured me of my hairy teeth.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Look up the Veet on Amazon and you'll find 600+ comments about how it went wrong, a lot similar to Juicy's one above. Be prepared to be bent over double laughing, which should give you a very good idea of the task at hand

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By *edserMan
over a year ago

City Centre

I go to a waxing salon every few weeks, it's great and the after treatment is absolutely out of this world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use veet then moisturiser straight after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I go to a waxing salon every few weeks, it's great and the after treatment is absolutely out of this world "

Any chance of letting us know whereabouts this salon is - most don't accommodate men, and when I tried for the place that's on Dame Street that specialises in men's intimate areas - found the place long gone, despite the website still being active.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice guys much appreciated...I went the trim and veet route the safest I think lol

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By *icklowhornMan
over a year ago

Dublin Wicklow


"After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.

I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.

I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.

The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.

The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect..."

This has to be the best description of my experience also, so funny, well written mate lol.

Stick to a trimmers to keep it nice & tidy & a razor in the shower for the sack & crack area. Never again is veet going near my sensitive parts.

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