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"I've always loved, "Smell your ma"." Even just "your ma" is enough ![]() | |||
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"I've always loved, "Smell your ma". Even just "your ma" is enough ![]() Ahhhhh the cause of many a row lol | |||
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"The best part of you ran down your ma's leg!" Jinx lol | |||
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""Reason I've little hair on my head is because your ma pulled one hair off... for every time I fucked her"" I really shouldn't laugh because that is soooooooooooo naughty but I can't stop laughing hahaha ![]() | |||
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"You look like a bulldog chewing a wasp!" & also the Bulldog licking piss off a nettle... ![]() | |||
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"You look like a bulldog chewing a wasp! & also the Bulldog licking piss off a nettle... ![]() Good one ![]() | |||
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"I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain that to you. When God was handing out brains, you thought he said trains, and you're still standing on the platform. " loving this thread, definitely using these at work ! | |||
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""Reason I've little hair on my head is because your ma pulled one hair off... for every time I fucked her" I really shouldn't laugh because that is soooooooooooo naughty but I can't stop laughing hahaha ![]() Friend: you're puttin on weight Me: thats coz everytime i fuck yer ma, she makes me a sambich | |||
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"Your da sells avon ya fruit ... had me in stitches ![]() *ya wee froot | |||
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"Child bearing hips ![]() I don't see this as an insult. Hips are a positive ![]() | |||
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"Your da sells avon ya fruit ... had me in stitches ![]() I haven't heard ye wee froot in yrs hahaha really made me laugh ![]() | |||
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"Your da sells avon ya fruit ... had me in stitches ![]() ![]() Has to be spelt froot ![]() | |||
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"Your folks must of had dropped you as a baby " If you had two brains you would be twice as stupid you wank stain. | |||
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"Knob jockey" Don't you drop the K? Nobjockey looks so much better. | |||
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"Knob jockey Don't you drop the K? Nobjockey looks so much better. " Hey, do it does ![]() | |||
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"hijuela setenta mil pares de la gran puta! ![]() ![]() Big bitch is the last part. | |||
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"hijuela setenta mil pares de la gran puta! ![]() ![]() Mal pario! | |||
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"Actually used in true story...... If encountered by pompous students playing the "do you know who my father is card" the response of "more to the point does your mother know who your father is ?" normally cuts them down to size...." Another one I like for that....your father???? Having seen your mother at that party it's a wonder you don't bark! | |||
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"Does your arse ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of your mouth" never ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Ill stick this pitch fork up your hole. Ride me sideways was anotherone." ![]() ![]() | |||
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"You're as much use as a chocolate fire guard" I listened to a colleague repeat that daily for 8 years, I wanted to fuck him into the fire ![]() | |||
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"You're as much use as a chocolate fire guard I listened to a colleague repeat that daily for 8 years, I wanted to fuck him into the fire ![]() How about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike? | |||
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"You're as much use as a chocolate fire guard I listened to a colleague repeat that daily for 8 years, I wanted to fuck him into the fire ![]() Is that you Mick!! Ya bollox ![]() | |||
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"BASTID !!!!!" Or Baahstood, depending on location, upbringing and emphasis ![]() | |||
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"BASTID !!!!! Or Baahstood, depending on location, upbringing and emphasis ![]() Sounds a bit like the slanging insults at the dinner table between Peter Pan and The Lost Boys in the film "Hook " ![]() | |||
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"I’d call you a c*nt, but you lack both the depth and warmth " One of my favourites | |||
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"Ye langer ye " Cap fits ? Yup ! | |||
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"Your a brain dead weasel Your pathetic Your soul is ugly I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above " Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ? | |||
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"Your a brain dead weasel Your pathetic Your soul is ugly I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ?" No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends ![]() | |||
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"Your a brain dead weasel Your pathetic Your soul is ugly I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ? No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends ![]() Go easy on the red wine so ![]() | |||
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"Your a brain dead weasel Your pathetic Your soul is ugly I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ? No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends ![]() ![]() Ahhh I didn't have any ... saving myself for Saturday. .. gosh Dunboyne is it bad ![]() | |||
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"Your a brain dead weasel Your pathetic Your soul is ugly I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ? No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends ![]() ![]() ![]() Ah so your still thirsty so. Saturday! I thought you were worried as it was Friday. You should have had a few tonight so you didn't want any tomorrow and then back at it Saturday ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Your a brain dead weasel Your pathetic Your soul is ugly I try to refrain from all of this but sometimes someone can just be all or one of the above Jaysus, who pissed you off Sall ? No one yet ...lol that's only when the red mist desends ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Good cause I've a few more and I may be tempted to share ![]() | |||
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