FabSwingers.com forum: What your cock should smell like- the truth

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love sucking on a good meaty rib

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

Will I wipe the honey off Geordie?

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

That's the veggie version

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cock should smell of pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

Will I wipe the honey off Geordie?

Just lob it on the bbq

I'd like it well done please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your cock should smell of pussy "

Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it doesn't smell like more, you're doing something wrong..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure...i can't really smell things around my knees

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Your cock should smell of pussy "

Or not if you are single and play safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock should smell of pussy

Or not if you are single and play safe

Obviously

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Your cock should smell of pussy

Or not if you are single and play safe

Obviously

But yes preferably it should smell of a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock should smell of pussy

Or not if you are single and play safe

Obviously

But yes preferably it should smell of a woman "

Or a man if your so inclined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

That's the veggie version

Ha it must have been my lucky day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your cock should smell of pussy

Or not if you are single and play safe

Obviously

But yes preferably it should smell of a woman

Or a man if your so inclined

Or both if greedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

Dipped in chocolate

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

Brilliant...your phone is sabotaging your sex life.

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages

Bullshit in

bullshit out

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages

My phone is the devil you should see what it does on the weekends with late night booty calls its always getting me into trouble

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Used is the preferable option but at times its mothballs

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages

Bullshit in

bullshit out

Thats a bit OTT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coconut oil.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

Your phone is a machine, proofread before sending your messages

Bullshit in

bullshit out

Thats a bit OTT

Truth though I don't know how many times I have being caught out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

This fucking phone is killing me here

On another post yesterday (hot or not) there was a smoking hot couple i typed "very hot" phone puts in "very not" im still getting messages saying how much of an ass i am

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love sucking on a good meaty rib

Wasn't Eve from the rib of Adam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Mine smells of Apples...

Most of the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

Haha cheeky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

Lol.. tears in my eyes...

You all mad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

Matron

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

Matron

All over me not spell checking

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By *rsmith21Man
over a year ago

Never never land

Mine has a strong sent of saliva tonight ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

Matron

You should see me in my outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

Matron

All over me not spell checking

Forever greatfull....see you in my office next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

Matron

You should see me in my outfit

Could ya fix a broken rod would ya think?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

Matron

You should see me in my outfit

I'll just go to where you are and be a good patient for you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eau de barbecued pork ribs.

Dipped in honey

Did ya have to yoss ffs

i thought it would be sweet pineapple

I broke me rid once

Rid

Makes more sense

You know it makes sense Rodney

I actually thought the 'i' should've been an 'o'

Would also work lol

Oooooo me rod

Matron

You should see me in my outfit

I should

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few good ones spring to mind ... what a lovely way to start a Friday

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

"Love sucking on a good meaty rib

Goldie, you are my kinda girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pour some.mint mouthwash over it makes it tingle and taste great I'm.informed lol

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"Pour some.mint mouthwash over it makes it tingle and taste great I'm.informed lol"

Might burn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually it dont burn just a nice fresh tingle

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Pour some.mint mouthwash over it makes it tingle and taste great I'm.informed lol

Might burn

Listerine,,,, the purple one is best...(The non alcohol-based ones don't work...not even for cleaning your teeth)

Or a vodka one...

Or for that extra frisson....vicks vapour rub...

Ollie...feel the burn...

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