FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Room 101

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about Fab would you banish to Room 101?

More in a light hearted way! Perhaps even some constructive criticism, but no malice so usernames aren't allowed

What gets on your wick? Could it be certain pictures, certain forum topics, site features or even some type of folk in general?

Chuck it in! I'm going with sky remotes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics

Thank you pete!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word stunning...

I get called it so much...its totally ridiculas

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn

Chuck it in! I'm going with sky remotes

I'm going with the graphic female pics that resemble a surgical procedure. Gross.

Mr Newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words 'You know who you are' should be banned

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Cock pics

Thank you pete!"

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"The words 'You know who you are' should be banned

Oh yesssss . And bring your A game

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By *onniebumWoman
over a year ago

Tell ya later

The opening line...'hi sexy lady'....or 'drop by, I don't bite unless you ask' ....etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh mother of god

Hi Hun .... blood boiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What fab is all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is making me cross lol

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Unread mail.....dont mind not getting replies..but unreads..frustrating wee bastards they are..

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By *onniebumWoman
over a year ago

Tell ya later

"Oh mother of god

Hi Hun .... blood boiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh mother of god

Hi Hun .... blood boiling

and Hi Sexy

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"The opening line...'hi sexy lady'....or 'drop by, I don't bite unless you ask' ....etc etc

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Will fill in later"

Seriously... a little effort??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Will fill in later"

Seriously... a little effort??

Or that autofill line. I'm a man/woman/tv looking to meet a man/woman/tv

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Pics of hatchet gashes ffs I don't meet to see ur tonsils from between ur legs

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Professional folk

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Pics of hatchet gashes ffs I don't meet to see ur tonsils from between ur legs

Ahhh Cj.... I'm eating here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional folk

Oh yes - that too

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By *ingerrrrWoman
over a year ago

Meath

"To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unread mail.....dont mind not getting replies..but unreads..frustrating wee bastards they are..

this! but from the other side even, that would annoy me having an unread mail notice every time I log on!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for "

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The words 'You know who you are' should be banned

Yes, por favor!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die for

Bad spelling - griddle

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

'A few spoiling it for the genuine ones'

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die for

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Cock pics

Thank you pete!"

I strongly oppose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who lie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics

Thank you pete!"

Love this!!

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remote controls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

"Nice profile man" guys will know the type

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me."

He's all talk. And a slow runner

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner"

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The blue "online" dot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who lie. "
People will lie, that's not an insult, that is a fact of life.

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The blue "online" dot

"
Green?.Although I am slightly colourblind.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

They are all full of wind dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

They are all full of wind dog

Helloooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

They are all full of wind dog

Helloooo

Well Helllloooo Geordie.

Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in

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By *onniebumWoman
over a year ago

Tell ya later

"The blue "online" dot

"
and how can someone be online, then 30 seconds later be last on 6 mins ago

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

They are all full of wind dog

Helloooo

Well Helllloooo Geordie.

Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in

Care Cj Lots of ladies looking for a piece of your ass...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

[Removed by poster at 10/07/17 22:04:37]

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

They are all full of wind dog

Helloooo

Well Helllloooo Geordie.

Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in

Don't mind that one I waved my ass in her face again sat night Nada nothing I need worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

They are all full of wind dog

Helloooo

Well Helllloooo Geordie.

Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in

Don't mind that one I waved my ass in her face again sat night Nadal nothing I need worry about

Yah cos you always fib and tell me you're not going to be there so i leave my weapons of ass destruction out of reach. Chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who secretly want to be pegged, yet deny it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

""To die for"

Nope.. nothing is to die for

Have u had my grannys gridle bread warm from the gridle real butter and Strawberry jam O M G it is to die

Bad spelling - griddle

Spank my ass

She will and ill give her the paddle

We'll get that cheeky bugger

A cheek each lol.

Haha dream on bitches

Sounds like a challengeto me.

He's all talk. And a slow runner

Run ffs I'd stand my ground and we see who's ass is red

You've a talent to encourage ladies to treat your ass, cj, and one might think that you're looking for it!

They are all full of wind dog

Helloooo

Well Helllloooo Geordie.

Now you gonna run cj? We've bought the big guns in

Don't mind that one I waved my ass in her face again sat night Nadal nothing I need worry about

Yah cos you always fib and tell me you're not going to be there so i leave my weapons of ass destruction out of reach. Chicken

Excuses excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who secretly want to be pegged, yet deny it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"Men who secretly want to be pegged, yet deny it

Women with strapadicktome's

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Men who secretly want to be pegged, yet deny it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What about 'Good Morning' threads, Geordie?

Keep or chuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about 'Good Morning' threads, Geordie?

Keep or chuck?

Argh you're killing me now pete

Chuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about 'Good Morning' threads, Geordie?

Keep or chuck?

Argh you're killing me now pete

Chuck"

Chook

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleeps

X sleeps til (name of event)

Hate it

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning threads

I'm going unlos threads

Where's the nearest dogging spot threads

Look at me threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ruining it for all the genuine guys" what a load of bollox

"You know who you are"

"treat him/her well"

"No face pic no reply" demands from fooking basic profiles with nothing on

apart from that it's glorious

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

you cj

But i want your ass...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

you cj

But i want your ass..."

There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow....what a list....

There would be a lot of blank profiles hiding behind a silouette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That awful opening of 'so are u having

Much luck on here'

Seriously?!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That awful opening of 'so are u having

Much luck on here'

Seriously?!!!!"

Any fun?

Arghhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That awful opening of 'so are u having

Much luck on here'

Seriously?!!!!

Any fun?

Arghhhhhh!"

Sweet Jesus

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

you cj

But i want your ass...

There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area

Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

you cj

But i want your ass...

There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area

Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse

They still threaten every now and again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

you cj

But i want your ass...

There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area

Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse

They still threaten every now and again

That'll do for starters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No messages saying "hi"..

Put "somethinglikefeckinsuperfckdupcallifeckinfragillisticexpallidocious" in the subject box to prove you read the profile...

And if you've read this far don't be afraid to say hi..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who assume bi ladies is their passport to ffm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Obvious photoshopped photos and lynx cans

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

you cj

But i want your ass...

There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area

Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse

They still threaten every now and again

That'll do for starters

I've experience in this dept

so you hold him down and I'll do my magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obvious photoshopped photos and lynx cans "

Pringle cans too twinney?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"'Honest, genuine married man, wife doesn't know I'm on here '

Ah my lovely toesucker you're my exception

See geordie somebody likes me

Love being an exception

you cj

But i want your ass...

There's just somethings in this life u have to accept my ass is a no go area

Back in the day there'd have been folk threatening to stick their toe up yer arse

They still threaten every now and again

That'll do for starters

I've experience in this dept

so you hold him down and I'll do my magic

Awe sweet jayus just when I though u liked me hunting

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

profile name changes..cant feckin find anyone!!..

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

"Obvious photoshopped photos and lynx cans

Pringle cans too twinney?

I only like the salt and vinegar ones..

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By *ord Willy McFuck-BucketMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Nothing everyone and everything is perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obvious photoshopped photos and lynx cans

Pringle cans too twinney?

I only like the salt and vinegar ones.. "

And i thought we were so compatible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Floordrobe" pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Floordrobe" pics

Not good for my OCD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics

Thank you pete!"

Especially the ones taken over the toilet bowl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics

Thank you pete!

Especially the ones taken over the toilet bowl

Again, not good for my OCD

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Pet names!

Hits my NO!-buzzer instantly

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

id ban any ladies who have forest like pubic hair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id ban any ladies who have forest like pubic hair!"

I'd ban the men that are hairy everyone except THERE lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did any one say

NSA

sorry geordie I'm putting OCD in

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"id ban any ladies who have forest like pubic hair!

I'd ban the men that are hairy everyone except THERE lol"
good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which way is room 101...

Thinking of checking in for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'A few spoiling it for the genuine ones

Top of the list DH !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who assume bi ladies is their passport to ffm

This

why do men think cause ur bi..u have a string of lady friends to tag along.

Ffs

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

bi females who wont arrange an mff for me...

.oh..and sarcastic bollocks's

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Which way is room 101...

Thinking of checking in for a while

I'd say if you roll a rock in front of your man cave you should be pretty save there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Treat with respect ... wouldnt expect anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which way is room 101...

Thinking of checking in for a while

I'd say if you roll a rock in front of your man cave you should be pretty save there.

Saves climbing all those steps up to that tower hiding the huntress who sleeps with one eye open

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Those that post look at me threads and reply to every post

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By *aughtyTippcplCouple
over a year ago

Nearby

"What are u into"

"I'm in ur area, why don't u run out and meet me"

"Sure meet me on ur own, no one will know"

All the above mail

Tina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obvious photoshopped photos and lynx cans

Pringle cans too twinney?

Yes them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id ban any ladies who have forest like pubic hair!

I'd ban the men that are hairy everyone except THERE lol"

Ah, you met Gary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id ban any ladies who have forest like pubic hair!

I'd ban the men that are hairy everyone except THERE lol"

And...

Do you always think of the poor dog after he had to have the knickers removed from his tummy...

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By *ozyjayMan
over a year ago

Sandyford

The word "gent" in veris... damnation by faint praise, that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People saying I look gorgeous when they can't see me - I could look like I've been hit by a truck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People saying I look gorgeous when they can't see me - I could look like I've been hit by a truck "

But the airbags would have saved the boat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One line profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"legal" notices...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In Galway Friday night" scattergun mails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""In Galway Friday night" scattergun mails

you get them too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""In Galway Friday night" scattergun mails

you get them too?!"

They make us feel so special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The words "lick out" ugggh some guys seem to think those words will have woman dropping their nickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who mail saying 'so any meets planned?'

Eh how about mind your own business!

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By *anaduABCMan
over a year ago

Dublin

The use of any word other than pussy to describe a ladys special secret place....fanny, cunt and especially vagina...instant cock softeners-

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Face pic with first mail or it will be deleted

Extortion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So have you had your mmf yet??... Well I was kinda planning on having more than one

Put....... Into the message to prove you have read the profile... How about feck off

Profiles full of do's and don'ts

seems like wayyy too much hard work

People talking through status updates

.. Just message each other ffs

That's my moaning done for this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So have you had your mmf yet??... Well I was kinda planning on having more than one

Put....... Into the message to prove you have read the profile... How about feck off

Profiles full of do's and don'ts

seems like wayyy too much hard work

People talking through status updates

.. Just message each other ffs

That's my moaning done for this morning

Totally agree.absolutely ridiculous the status one.if you're already fucking each other well message off here altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics

Thank you pete!

Especially the ones taken over the toilet bowl

This is the stand out winner for me.... oh and sock pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So have you had your mmf yet??... Well I was kinda planning on having more than one

Put....... Into the message to prove you have read the profile... How about feck off

Profiles full of do's and don'ts

seems like wayyy too much hard work

People talking through status updates

.. Just message each other ffs

That's my moaning done for this morning

Totally agree.absolutely ridiculous the status one.if you're already fucking each other well message off here altogether "

But then who would know they managed to get a ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male profiles with the pics showing plumped up cushions on the bed and a string of hearts hanging over it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single male profiles with the pics showing plumped up cushions on the bed and a string of hearts hanging over it.

THE HORROR!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to send a message without reading the profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...

The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".

There, burn it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The line "I don't bite, unless you ask me to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many things here annoying me to name them all

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

You've a nice car can I take you for a ride in it

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"Guys who mail saying 'so any meets planned?'

Eh how about mind your own business!

Lol.

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over a year ago

"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...

The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".

There, burn it."

well said candy

Tis sh*te

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By *igBlondeDommeWoman
over a year ago

middle of nowhere

"The words "lick out" ugggh some guys seem to think those words will have woman dropping their nickers

I hear ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...

The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".

There, burn it.

well said candy

Tis sh*te"

It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...

The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".

There, burn it.

well said candy

Tis sh*te

It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest."

If he still had a size 12 boot it would be painful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...

The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".

There, burn it.

well said candy

Tis sh*te

It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest.

If he still had a size 12 boot it would be painful

True. But how's he gonna kick you?

he'll be leaning in it...

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

"Flippin' heck, I've tried 10 times to find something that really annoys me & I guess even this just needs a tweak...

The search function. It's Fucking shite. It either has to be bang on, underscore, Capital, symbol in the right place or it shows "no results".

There, burn it.

well said candy

Tis sh*te

It's about as much use as a 1 legged man in an arse-kicking contest.

If he still had a size 12 boot it would be painful

True. But how's he gonna kick you?

he'll be leaning in it..."

Oh forgot about that part alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We used chat before, don't you remember me?" - profile with no photos up or close up chest or cock photo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""We used chat before, don't you remember me?" - profile with no photos up or close up chest or cock photo!

So did we alot then ur age range changed on me profile and couldn't make contact since you returned. Has your kik changed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The use of any word other than pussy to describe a ladys special secret place....fanny, cunt and especially vagina...instant cock softeners-

Surely a lady asking you to go down to tuna town would be a turn on? Or maybe asking you to lick her cock pocket?

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO"

Those blasted fingers get everywhere!

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO

Those blasted fingers get everywhere!

Speaking from experience are we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO

Those blasted fingers get everywhere!

Speaking from experience are we?

Finger of fudge!

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO

Those blasted fingers get everywhere!

Speaking from experience are we?

Finger of fudge!

Sounds messy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The same thread under a different guise

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over a year ago

"The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO

Those blasted fingers get everywhere!

Speaking from experience are we?

Finger of fudge!

Sounds messy

Those pesky corn kernels get EVERYWHERE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put meslef in there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs..."

You'd need a bigger room

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"Can I put meslef in there?

Nope! You don't get away that easily.

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over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

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over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO

Those blasted fingers get everywhere!

Speaking from experience are we?

Can't image how you retrieve them

Finger of fudge!

Sounds messy

Those pesky corn kernels get EVERYWHERE!

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By *rs Pink PantherWoman
over a year ago

The Darkest Side

"The term 'finger blasting'

Just NOOOOO

Those blasted fingers get everywhere!

Speaking from experience are we?

Finger of fudge!

Sounds messy

Those pesky corn kernels get EVERYWHERE!

Can't imagine how you retrieve them

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By *asterDisasterMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Single tit pictures! They are creepy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single tit pictures! They are creepy "

ROFL

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By *asterDisasterMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Who want a single nipple staring you in the face!! And I'm sure the other tit feels left out lol!!

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over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks

Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?

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over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks

Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?

Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!

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over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks

Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?

Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!"

I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too!

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over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks

Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?

Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!

I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too!

Always willing to train brats

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks

Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?

Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!

I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too!

Always willing to train brats

Let me know when you need help, Geordie, I'm always here.

* spanking hand twitches

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over a year ago

"The "Straight" lads looking for other Men/TVs...

You'd need a bigger room

Sure it was already bursting at the seams after the first reply

Great. Thanks pete - now i have a vision of a room full of cocks

Am I to believe that's a first for you or something?

Tis cheekier you are getting young man. I might have to insist you come to Galway so I can teach you a lesson or two!

I wonder if I can get in on that lesson too, sure I'm cheeky too!

Always willing to train brats

Let me know when you need help, Geordie, I'm always here.

* spanking hand twitches

And a most excellent partner in crime you would be DH

Come on down boys

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By *pringingMan
over a year ago

North Circular Road

The phrase "amazing oral skills". Shows up on so many verifications that it's completely lost all meaning.

Really bad grammar. Like primary school level grammar.

Profiles that demand something more interesting message than "hi how are you" in a first message. I totally get it and agree with the sentiment but when your profile gives no indication of your personality or interests and your username is fuckbunny69, there's not really a whole lot to work with.

Similarly, "no dick pics" is fair and I support the notion, but when your profile pic is an extreme close-up of your nipple or your gaping asshole, it does feel a bit hypocritical.

Also this site's interface feels like it hasn't been updated since 2005.

God I love a good moan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look young for your age

oh please just read my verifications then ya don't have to go repeating it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I put my head in there this morning

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I'd put spelling the word horny horney

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