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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... You've pulled

So, tell us, what are the best/worst/cheesiest/funniest pick up lines you know?

Bonus points for the best... Or worst I suppose

Perhaps more for the women, what one's have you heard or even had in a message on here that have made you laugh, roll your eyes or break out the pepper spray

For the guys, what's your go to ice breaker, perhaps when you've got a bit of Dutch courage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To the lady

You owe me a drink because when I seen you I dropped mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you okay? That fall from heaven looks like it must've hurt!"

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

Haha funny as fuck fair play xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you hurt yourself when you fell from heaven, no joke that was said to me here and ive no pics up so clearly he couldn't see me or my heavenly face lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy your pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy your pussy "

Reminds me of this gem

If you were a cat I'd spend all nine lives with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy your pussy "

Holy christ are you serious??? Ahhh jesus Christ thats the best/ worst one i have ever heard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy your pussy

Holy christ are you serious??? Ahhh jesus Christ thats the best/ worst one i have ever heard lol "

Yep got exactly that not so long ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you have pet insurance..cause I'm gona destroy your pussy

Holy christ are you serious??? Ahhh jesus Christ thats the best/ worst one i have ever heard lol

Yep got exactly that not so long ago "

You have to tell me your response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually had this said to me in a club one night. Let play army. You lie down and ill blow the shit out of you.

King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually had this said to me in a club one night. Let play army. You lie down and ill blow the shit out of you.

King"

Ahh god these are just getting better and better lol

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By *ombikerMan
over a year ago

the right side of the river

I was on a job in the UK and asked the ladies in the office, "so are any of you good cooks, if any of you want a chance to make me dinner and it's any good you might be in with a chance to cook me breakfast as well.

Well I didn't starve anyway ha ha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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By *ndrew1972Man
over a year ago

Roscrea


"I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead? "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have never used it but.......

Approach lady with cloth on hand, raising the cloth toward her ask "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have never used it but.......

Approach lady with cloth on hand, raising the cloth toward her ask "does this smell like chloroform to you?""

I'd say that one has a high success rate

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By *ewbies201Couple
over a year ago

lisburn


"Actually had this said to me in a club one night. Let play army. You lie down and ill blow the shit out of you.

King"

You lay down didn't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have never used it but.......

Approach lady with cloth on hand, raising the cloth toward her ask "does this smell like chloroform to you?"

I'd say that one has a high success rate "

Feel free to test drive it

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

(for Americans)

Oh so you have some Irish in you? Would you like some more?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Awk, there was me thinking we had nothing but silver-tongued Lotharios on Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

get in the fooking van

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"get in the fooking van "

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Does this smell like clorophorm to you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll treat you like a princess and fuck you like a Porn star.

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By *ellboy101Man
over a year ago

cavan


"I'll treat you like a princess and fuck you like a Porn star. "

Il not argue with that

If you jingle my bells il give you a white Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your da must be a thief cause he stole the stars and put that twinkle in your eyes ..... purleeasssse

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By *oftgentle123Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Did u hurt yourself ??

Huh

When you fell from heaven

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