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Worse excuse for cancelling a meet?

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By *evilinsideme OP   Man
over a year ago

Trim

I had one from a couple that said,

"We forgot to shower, by the time we went back and put hot water on it was to late"

Oh and one lady told me she had hurt herself waxing and didn't want to show me her broken Pussy.

That was weird.

So far I haven't cancelled, but I Would make an effort to make the worst, really elaborate excuse, like

"my Willy fell off"

"or my face melted when I got to close to the fire."

Luckily I have never been put out because of this, but some people travel miles etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She had just gotten her nails done and they weren't dry...meet had been planned 4 days before.

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By *s LollyWoman
over a year ago

The pub then supermacs ...

I've never cancelled but there some funny excuses might remember them for the future..lol xx

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast

I've never used the waxing excuse but I can certainly relate to it!

The wax was way too hot on my ladybits and I was bruused and battered looking

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By *evilinsideme OP   Man
over a year ago

Trim


"I've never used the waxing excuse but I can certainly relate to it!

The wax was way too hot on my ladybits and I was bruused and battered looking "

Yikes.

Still a drink and a laugh and a kiss, wouldn't have made it worse, would it?

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

I had lots of grannies cats dogs gerbils dying the day /night of parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had lots of grannies cats dogs gerbils dying the day /night of parties. "

Grannies and pets of social night goers must live in fear

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting.

Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation

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By *unnitoesWoman
over a year ago

Belfast


"I've never used the waxing excuse but I can certainly relate to it!

The wax was way too hot on my ladybits and I was bruused and battered looking

Yikes.

Still a drink and a laugh and a kiss, wouldn't have made it worse, would it? "

No not at all if that's what the meet was about but I'd have been panicking if there was the expectation of sex x

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting.

Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation "

Did he kiss it better for u

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting.

Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation

Did he kiss it better for u "

Lips are there for kissing

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"My only two reasons for cancelling is being sick or got my period. I remember cutting my pussy lip while shaving before my very first meet. I was rather nervous back then, however it didn't stop me from meeting.

Fortunately I can't contribute to the funny excuse list, I never had a no show or cancellation

Did he kiss it better for u

Lips are there for kissing "

Among other things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I've never cancelled but there some funny excuses might remember them for the future..lol xx"

Do tell lol.

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