FabSwingers.com forum: Question for the lads and ladies...

By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I've been on coffee meets where different woman have said:

"I will break you"

"I'd absolutely destroy you"

"No man can keep up with me"

...to which I've always replied

"Well, if we ever hook up, may the best man win"

Now, question is would you take some of the above lines as friendly banter, flirting or a full on challenge?? C'mon be honest with your answer...

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By *urvysue123Woman
over a year ago

Portlaoise

"I've been on coffee meets where different woman have said:

"I will break you"

"I'd absolutely destroy you"

"No man can keep up with me"

...to which I've always replied

"Well, if we ever hook up, may the best man win"

Now, question is would you take some of the above lines as friendly banter, flirting or a full on challenge?? C'mon be honest with your answer...

Depends on the lady! At the very least it's flirting I'd say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

Well, there was a lot of kinky stuff discussed over coffee that particular day!

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

Hahaha it's boasting at it's best therefore cannot be taken seriously.

On another note, personally, I find these expressions bit bizarre and wouldn't use them. I'm looking for mutual fun/pleasure, I don't have to prove something and I'm not looking for a record or a challenge. But having said that that's probably taking it too literally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been on coffee meets where different woman have said:

"I will break you"

"I'd absolutely destroy you"

"No man can keep up with me"

...to which I've always replied

"Well, if we ever hook up, may the best man win"

Now, question is would you take some of the above lines as friendly banter, flirting or a full on challenge?? C'mon be honest with your answer...

Flirting - though good promising banter

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By *irl4girlsWoman
over a year ago

Celbridge

Flirty banter me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd assume the women spends far too much of her time reading the LADBible and would then be instantly turned off.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'm going to sound like a right dry auld shite here but....

If a guy was saying these kind of things to a woman, what would the reaction be?

I've seen phrases just like these being quoted in ladies profiles as reasons for instant block.

Now, if they were after a bit of flirting and then whispered in the ear, that changes the context a little but if said in conversation across a coffee table, slightly different.

Don't get me wrong, I love a lady talking directly and flirting. I'm just playing devil's advocate and will now retreat back to my hermits cave with some popcorn and a pint, safe, where ya can't get me

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

I kinda cringe when I see that. If a guy used any of those lines on me I'd more than likely assume he was a bit of a dick

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Flirty banter me thinks

I'd have said banter but when a Fabber has something on her profile along the lines of...

"I'll destroy you in bed"

...then over a first meet looks you in the eye and repeats that exact same line, I took it up as a challenge...

I know, I know... Men and their bloody egos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I would probably quietly reverse and look for the exit...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

Well, there was a lot of kinky stuff discussed over coffee that particular day!

He he yes there was!!...

I'm still excited about our conversation last night

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

Well, there was a lot of kinky stuff discussed over coffee that particular day!

He he yes there was!!...

I'm still excited about our conversation last night

Ah here! Get a room you two!

You do know there's a Reply Privately button?

Stop making the rest of us voyeurs. Although....

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

Well, there was a lot of kinky stuff discussed over coffee that particular day!

He he yes there was!!...

I'm still excited about our conversation last night

Ah here! Get a room you two!

You do know there's a Reply Privately button?

Stop making the rest of us voyeurs. Although....

Suppose someone has to hold the video camera. Right, you got the job!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

Well, there was a lot of kinky stuff discussed over coffee that particular day!

He he yes there was!!...

I'm still excited about our conversation last night

Ah here! Get a room you two!

You do know there's a Reply Privately button?

Stop making the rest of us voyeurs. Although....

Suppose someone has to hold the video camera. Right, you got the job!"

I actually do have one, along with a tripod. A real camera tripod, not a cock tripod, ya dirty feckers.

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I kinda cringe when I see that. If a guy used any of those lines on me I'd more than likely assume he was a bit of a dick

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Yes, but when a woman looks you in the eye and says that line in all seriousness...

At the time, it was a red rag to a bull

but in hindsight think she just duped me into bed. Surely women would never stoop so low (sobs uncontrollably...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

Well, there was a lot of kinky stuff discussed over coffee that particular day!

He he yes there was!!...

I'm still excited about our conversation last night

Ah here! Get a room you two!

You do know there's a Reply Privately button?

Stop making the rest of us voyeurs. Although....

Suppose someone has to hold the video camera. Right, you got the job!

I actually do have one, along with a tripod. A real camera tripod, not a cock tripod, ya dirty feckers.

LOL...now there's an idea!!!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Tim...

I don't make idle threats only promises!

Well, there was a lot of kinky stuff discussed over coffee that particular day!

He he yes there was!!...

I'm still excited about our conversation last night

Ah here! Get a room you two!

You do know there's a Reply Privately button?

Stop making the rest of us voyeurs. Although....

Suppose someone has to hold the video camera. Right, you got the job!

I actually do have one, along with a tripod. A real camera tripod, not a cock tripod, ya dirty feckers.

LOL...now there's an idea!!!

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By *usietranslutTV/TS
over a year ago

carlow

There is one very simple answer- go ahead please

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"There is one very simple answer- go ahead please"

With?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I kinda cringe when I see that. If a guy used any of those lines on me I'd more than likely assume he was a bit of a dick

This

- or maybe just lacking in social skills

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

she wants to ride you so bad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was she watching Rocky IV beforehand!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was she watching Rocky IV beforehand!!

Brilliant...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Intimidated

but then I have a nagging feeling to find out if she's telling the truth

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

Don't remember anyone saying something like that.

Did have some one break me though after a particularly fun party where I didn't think about the two broken ribs i had and ended up in hospital next day haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been on coffee meets where different woman have said:

"I will break you"

"I'd absolutely destroy you"

"No man can keep up with me"

...to which I've always replied

"Well, if we ever hook up, may the best man win"

Now, question is would you take some of the above lines as friendly banter, flirting or a full on challenge?? C'mon be honest with your answer...

Stop meeting women (but he said "may the best MAN win..") near gyms?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pass!!!

I like my sleep too much... all night sex session trying to break people just bore me

If you do it right the first time you shouldn't have to go all night or try break people

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

I think you met a few men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she said "I will break you" to me, I would say she watched Rocky 4 one too many times.

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I think you met a few men

No, wasn't in Thailand and fairly sure they were women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you met a few men

No, wasn't in Thailand and fairly sure they were women

And that wasn't an Adams Apple, it was something stuck in their throat!

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"If she said "I will break you" to me, I would say she watched Rocky 4 one too many times."

Ha! Ha! Drago was waaaay cutier

Anyway, after some delicious blows below the belt

I came

out with a dirty combo of my own to win on points.

Men of Eire, this was for you...

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"I think you met a few men

No, wasn't in Thailand and fairly sure they were women

And that wasn't an Adams Apple, it was something stuck in their throat!

Hey, yes there was something mildly different and erotic about this one...

Anyway, before the rohyp kicked in on me, I know she was all woman... who had brought three male chaperones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think you met a few men

No, wasn't in Thailand and fairly sure they were women

And that wasn't an Adams Apple, it was something stuck in their throat!

Hey, yes there was something mildly different and erotic about this one...

Anyway, before the rohyp kicked in on me, I know she was all woman... who had brought three male chaperones

PMSL

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Intimidated

but then I have a nagging feeling to find out if she's telling the truth

That's the thing... When a woman has written it in her profile, then looks you square in the eye and says "I will break you" you're dying to know if she's the real deal or not

Anyway, I managed to make it out of the bedroom alive and in one piece to tell this tale today...

"Stay in school!"

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"she wants to ride you so bad!

Well she did, So, am either meeting the wrong kinda women or the right kind of women...

Anyway, am surprised this hasn't happened to any other guys here...

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

I've said I'd destroy you but that's my wetness haha and usually in response to them talking about my clit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually the more they talk the less they do

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Usually the more they talk the less they do "

I find this with so many men !!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually the more they talk the less they do

I find this with so many men !!!!! "

Yep, with both in my opinion and personal experience.

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By *easingTim OP Man
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Usually the more they talk the less they do

I find this with so many men !!!!! "

Well, sex trash talking isn't exclusively done by men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually the more they talk the less they do

I find this with so many men !!!!!

Well, sex trash talking isn't exclusively done by men!

I guess she is talking based on her personal experience... Calm down x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol it's just the battle cry

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By *bitofcraicMan
over a year ago

Mullingar/Athlone/Tullamore/Dublin

Definitely flirting.

You could consider reminding them of what they said (for a giggle) when they are moaning in mid orgasm00

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By *lippery-when-wet-180Woman
over a year ago

South Dub

"Usually the more they talk the less they do

I find this with so many men !!!!!

Well, sex trash talking isn't exclusively done by men!

Don't talk to many females can't comment on them !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually they never live up to there expectations it's the shy ones I love

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By *leasureSeeker2017Man
over a year ago

half way between cork and limerick

would depend on the tone of voice, is it playful or an actual statement of fact, if playful then great, play along, if stating a fact then that would be the time to leave, if someone is willing to judge someone so quickly then they wouldn't be the type of person for me

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