FabSwingers.com forum: what we have learned from porn

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stolen out of the lounge. What have we learned from porn? I've learned that if the pizza delivery driver is female shell be wearing shorts and a tight t-shirt and if I don't have the money to cover the pizza shell take sex as payment in kind.

Also if you move a girls leg just a little its ten times better for her

King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always hire professionals...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It usually involves about 100 takes to film a fk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always have money to pay the taxi driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The louder the better

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

That you have to scream loud when you get a feel of it xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you catch a woman masturbating, she won't scream & cover herself up, she'll want you to fuck her to buy your silence...

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

That cockold is the everyday thing and their is a line of couples looking for single lads to forfil their fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you catch a woman masturbating, she won't scream & cover herself up, she'll want you to fuck her to buy your silence..."

Hahahahahaha! You are too funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're worried about failing an exam in school, your teacher will be more than willing to exchange a quick fuck for an A+"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asian men are the real unicorns...

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

The real tough and rough guys leave their runners on and not only the socks.

Asian women don't moan and groan with joy, they squeal and wail high pitch.

Pounding a woman hard and senselessly doggy style is the ultimate sex skill a man can achieve.

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

All women want the guy to finish by cuming over her face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Asian men are the real unicorns..."

Haha the only Asian cock I've seen in my life and on TV is the guy from the hangover... And I understand why they are rare in porn

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

[Removed by poster at 23/06/17 10:10:27]

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

what I learned from porn is that I can't watch amateur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women love a messy facial to finish off every fuck session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"what I learned from porn is that I can't watch amateur "

at last! Something we agree on. Dreadful, dark stuff it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All women want the guy to finish by cuming over her face

Beat me to it

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Slapping her on the arse is considered foreplay.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"what I learned from porn is that I can't watch amateur

at last! Something we agree on. Dreadful, dark stuff it is."
something is wrong.

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

She has to give him oral for ages, he doesn't have to return the favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it's perfectly normal for a mother to walk in on her daughter and boyfriend having sex and then show them how it's done properly

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"She has to give him oral for ages, he doesn't have to return the favour "

Are you still talking about porn you have watched or about real life men you have been with ? I can help you change your expereance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That it's perfectly normal for a mother to walk in on her daughter and boyfriend having sex and then show them how it's done properly

*step-daughter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.

I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn

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By *penyoureyes2722Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

All women love anal and no lube is required

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

Trim

That amateurs are very comfortable in front of cameras.

And TED was originally a stripper before finding fame as a real movie star.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Front Bottoms never fart despite an hour's mindless pounding....

Japanese schoolgirls should never get on a Bus....or talk to old men....in fact they should stay at home ! All forms of wrong, bring back 70s Porn, it was fun !!

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops."
nothing wrong with a variety of porn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That safe sex is rarely practised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stolen out of the lounge. What have we learned from porn? I've learned that if the pizza delivery driver is female shell be wearing shorts and a tight t-shirt and if I don't have the money to cover the pizza shell take sex as payment in kind.

Also if you move a girls leg just a little its ten times better for her

King"
It would be my thinking if you're desperate enough to watch that sort of crap its about time you got yourself a life.

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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"This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops.nothing wrong with a variety of porn "

Yes, variety is great but there isn't as much as you would think. I'm not a fan if the way porn is going. Large portion of teenage, insect, (you can't spell that right but you understand why that is banned here) and beating type of stuff is a bit disturbing

The current generation are seeming losing respect towards opposite sex and this is not the full reason but definitely adds to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That every 20 year old American girl dreams of being screwed by a steroid pumped guy nearly 50 with a permanently screwed up face...

That Germans are very odd

That in the UK, casting agents are aplenty...

70s Porn, Bubble perms, two way sex, fun and over in about 7 minutes !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops.nothing wrong with a variety of porn

The current generation are seeming losing respect towards opposite sex and this is not the full reason but definitely adds to it. "

Couldn't agree more, I would worry for younger females being exposed to the expectations of some of this horrid shit being subjected on them....I rarely watch anything new, if it's funny two way then ok but yup some warped crap out there.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

That while American women are indeed the loudest, English women are the most fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also if you move a girls leg just a little its ten times better for her

King It would be my thinking if you're desperate enough to watch that sort of crap its about time you got yourself a life."

As we told you when you PMd that to us, that's nice

King

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That it's perfectly normal for a mother to walk in on her daughter and boyfriend having sex and then show them how it's done properly

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By *evilinsidemeMan
over a year ago

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I I also learnt that small guys with greasy hair, dodgy moustaches and huge dicks are stars.

Ron we love you haha.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwillyMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

"This thread actually says a lot more about what the poster watches than it should. Oops.nothing wrong with a variety of porn

The current generation are seeming losing respect towards opposite sex and this is not the full reason but definitely adds to it. "
babysitter porn is good, try it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its not necessary to get the pussy holder primed in any shape or form, just bang away, and dont worry, the pussy frame will find meaning of life in all that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.

I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn

You should try cuckold think you'd like it.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.

I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn

You should try cuckold think you'd like it.

Cuck what?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That all office girls have massive boobs wear short skirts with stockings and all. That all tradesmen have massive tools in their jocks and are more then willing to receive alternative payment instead of money

King

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By *auraLucyLuLuWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

When getting deep throated a woman should never wear waterproof mascara

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When getting deep throated a woman should never wear waterproof mascara

Hmmmm panda eyes

King

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Learned that stopping your van next to a lady and offering her money for some sex is not insulting in the slightest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben isn't from Dover

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

I learned that women need to keep reminding us menfolf to "f#@k my p#ssy..." otherwise we may forget what we were doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That women never have headaches nor periods...

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By *heoldhippyMan
over a year ago

Midleton

"Slapping her on the arse is considered foreplay."

I always understood that 10 minutes of begging and pleading was normal foreplay. Thank you porn for setting me straight!!

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By *heoldhippyMan
over a year ago

Midleton

"That women never have headaches nor periods..."

I don't want to traumatise you but "period pussy" is actually a category on a very well known site !

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By *heoldhippyMan
over a year ago

Midleton

"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.

I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn

You should try cuckold think you'd like it.

Cuck what?

Cuck a diddle doo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.

I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn

You should try cuckold think you'd like it.

Cuck what?

Cuck a diddle doo!

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Porn has taught me that I'm in the wrong line of business, IT.

I need to be making house calls, electricians, plumbers, pool boys, gardeners, them lonely housewife's go gaga over those types according to porn

You should try cuckold think you'd like it.

Cuck what?

Cuck a diddle doo!

Well have done some crazy stuff in my time involving cuck but that'd be a new one on me...

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