FabSwingers.com forum: Mortal sins and sins...just the ordinary kind...

By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

Just a thought....

With regard to Apple's status update on our profile....

I was explaining the difference between a mortal sin and a common or garden sin to the teenage girl who resides languidly in our home....only stirring when the Wi-fi is interrupted...

To use the last sheet of toilet paper is a mortal sin...

That I would never do and the reason for her bunch of flowers (& new vase ) was quite different.

It was as a high stakes bet...I lost, and for the first time ever I purchased flowers for a girl...

What constitutes a mortal sin to you...( No heavy stuff ...keep it light hearted, this is meant to be fun)

The bet I will revel later...but was worth the risk....

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

where ever

Mortal sin ...going off to work and leaving poor Apples at home in bed ....sick .....only redemption is to come back and mind her ....

Apples

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Women who don't put the toilet seat up when they've finished using it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless the pre cum tastes vile, it's a mortal sin to waste a good load after giving a long deep BJ

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

Mortal sin to me is using the last bit of milk. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself for it.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Well done steak

Driving with full beams on or fog lights when it's only a whisper of fog (these fuckers should be rounded up and shot with balls of shite)

Crap parking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mortal sin is turning the shower to cold as your getting out knowing your wife is about to get in

I can still hear the screams

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Mortal sin for her

me pulling out of my wife just as we are both about to cum only to shoot my load all over her ass,

why do i do it because i like to be naughty plus every guy deep down thinks hes some kind of porn star

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

Mortal sin for me

a lady taking off a really sexy pair of high heels as we are getting into bed

whyyyyyyyy

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By *bitofcraicMan
over a year ago

Mullingar/Athlone/Tullamore/Dublin

"Unless the pre cum tastes vile, it's a mortal sin to waste a good load after giving a long deep BJ

Im told mine tastes of pineapple

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Mortal sin is turning the shower to cold as your getting out knowing your wife is about to get in

I can still hear the screams

Why people will ask ? Because we are just naughty and we can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mortal sin to me..is people correcting other peoples mis spellings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mortal sin is turning the shower to cold as your getting out knowing your wife is about to get in

I can still hear the screams

My ex used to do this daily - note the "ex" part

Just sayin'...

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

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"Mortal sin is turning the shower to cold as your getting out knowing your wife is about to get in

I can still hear the screams

My ex used to do this daily - note the "ex" part

Just sayin'..."

Point well noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who uses the last drop of shampoo - bastids !!!

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By *kcoupleCouple
over a year ago

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"Mortal sin for me

a lady taking off a really sexy pair of high heels as we are getting into bed

whyyyyyyyy"

This ^^^ hence our last few photos and when she takes my razors. But on the plus side it usually means I'm getting lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fookers who park across 2 parking spaces because their car is "better" than everyone else's.

Dont know how many times I've squeezed in tight against their drivers side door...

why because? I can lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man having to boil his own kettle

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By *ailburkeMan
over a year ago

near you

"Mortal sin for me

a lady taking off a really sexy pair of high heels as we are getting into bed

whyyyyyyyy

This ^^^ hence our last few photos and when she takes my razors. But on the plus side it usually means I'm getting lucky

May i say very nice pics ,herself got lazor hair removel the best ever €800 she spent highly recommend it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restaurants with small little rounds tables for two, barely space for plates... Grrrrr

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Mortal sin to me is using the last bit of milk. I wouldn't be able to forgive myself for it.

That, or finishes the loaf....and you know they could have replaced it with centra open till 10...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sin is a laughable construct by the religious to control the behavioir of the masses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples standing side by side in the escalator blocking me from walking past. If your going to stand, do so on the right hand side!!

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Sin is a laughable construct by the religious to control the behavioir of the masses. "

It's just guidelines......

Some people need guidelines

Even if the bible isn't true.....ya gotta admit...it's a great story....

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Restaurants with small little rounds tables for two, barely space for plates... Grrrrr "

I always reserve a table for 4....then sit the same side as Apples , that way we can people watch together....

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

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"The fookers who park across 2 parking spaces because their car is "better" than everyone else's.

Dont know how many times I've squeezed in tight against their drivers side door...

why because? I can lol "

Sorry, that was me...was that you in the Chinquachento, ?

...but in my Mercedes manual it says I can

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By *llie and Apples OP Couple
over a year ago

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"Well done steak

Driving with full beams on or fog lights when it's only a whisper of fog (these fuckers should be rounded up and shot with balls of shite)

Crap parking "

Sorry, guilty....Apples reckons I "abandon" rather than park....

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Oral edging me for a long time without making me cum!

Ok then let's see how you like it

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Oral edging me for a long time without making me cum!

Ok then let's see how you like it

Kinda difficult to keep to the old maxim of Revenge is a dish best served Cold though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fookers who park across 2 parking spaces because their car is "better" than everyone else's.

Dont know how many times I've squeezed in tight against their drivers side door...

why because? I can lol

Sorry, that was me...was that you in the Chinquachento, ?

...but in my Mercedes manual it says I can"

Nah that was me with the 900cc street cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mortal sin to me..is people correcting other peoples mis spellings"

It's misspelling...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drinking the last of the milk/juice/beverage and then leaving the empty in the fridge...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couples standing side by side in the escalator blocking me from walking past. If your going to stand, do so on the right hand side!!"

I always tap the shoulder & say excuse me, this isn't a fairground ride.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feckers that don't fill up the petrol/washer fluid when THEY got the warning light. I had to cut my journey short to make sure I got home with 1km left on the range meter. The nearest garage is 3km away. He walked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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