FabSwingers.com forum: little white lies

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very familiar with lies so tell a little white lie about the poster above. No vicious ones or airing dirty laundry

King

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By *oseph soapMan
over a year ago

Slane

I've met this couple before. Avoid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Really doesn't like soap

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By *oseph soapMan
over a year ago

Slane

"Really doesn't like soap"

Undoubtedly! Sorry. X

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Said to enjoy painting his own toe nails as a treat

Apples

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

"Said to enjoy painting his own toe nails as a treat

Apples

Apples isn't a liability when she's had a few

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said to enjoy painting his own toe nails as a treat

Apples

Apples isn't a liability when she's had a few

Loves dancing to Wham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said to enjoy painting his own toe nails as a treat

Apples

Apples isn't a liability when she's had a few

Loves dancing to Wham

Loves marmite sambos lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said to enjoy painting his own toe nails as a treat

Apples

Apples isn't a liability when she's had a few

Loves dancing to Wham

Loves marmite sambos lol"

I do actually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Said to enjoy painting his own toe nails as a treat

Apples

Apples isn't a liability when she's had a few

Loves dancing to Wham

Loves marmite sambos lol

I do actually

Fanatical Sunderland supporter

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By *bitofcraicMan
over a year ago

Mullingar/Athlone/Tullamore/Dublin

"Said to enjoy painting his own toe nails as a treat

Apples

Apples isn't a liability when she's had a few

Loves dancing to Wham

Soooo sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's really no craic at all

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By *iktikiCouple
over a year ago

city centre

They need that new shower gel

"GO AND WASH"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They think Cork will lose to Waterford tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wishes he was from Kilkenny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has never seen the sea

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He really looks in the window at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They pretend they don't see me in the window as they strip and put on a great show for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is super tall to be looking in our window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The tattoos are stickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoys listening to Barbra Streisand while in the bath

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Enjoys listening to Barbra Streisand while in the bath

Only knows this because he's joined him in the bath a couple of times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enjoys listening to Barbra Streisand while in the bath

Only knows this because he's joined him in the bath a couple of times.

Ah lads, my Barbara obsession is off limits

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He hates pandas and regularly hunts them in the wilds of china

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By *ildaremaleMan
over a year ago

athy

They have skippy locked up in there basement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing "

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site. "

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

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By *timulationMan
over a year ago

sexerotica

They just love private meats

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns"

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks 'Die Hard With a Vengeance' is the best Die Hard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script"

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thinks 'Die Hard With a Vengeance' is the best Die Hard

Thinks die harder was the best film ever made

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?"

Mwahahahaha

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

Mwahahahaha"

EVIL!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

Mwahahahaha

EVIL!!!"

Why thank you very much

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

Mwahahahaha

EVIL!!!

Why thank you very much

Wasn't supposed to be a compliment.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

Mwahahahaha

EVIL!!!

Why thank you very much

Wasn't supposed to be a compliment.

We know. Still took as one. Mwahahaha

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

Mwahahahaha

EVIL!!!

Why thank you very much

Wasn't supposed to be a compliment.

We know. Still took as one. Mwahahaha

Not sure why I was even surprised. You're vanilla then. Now that's an insult.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

Mwahahahaha

EVIL!!!

Why thank you very much

Wasn't supposed to be a compliment.

We know. Still took as one. Mwahahaha

Not sure why I was even surprised. You're vanilla then. Now that's an insult. "

Oh panda

that was uncalled for (cry)

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Doesn't own the suit he's wearing

Is secretly the most boring and vanilla couple on the site.

Ssssshhhhh panda or queen will give a crown of thorns

Ah, that doesn't scare me. What would scare me is if we had to act out some awfully written scene from 50 shades.

Goes looking for the movie script

Jaysus, what have I done to myself?

Mwahahahaha

EVIL!!!

Why thank you very much

Wasn't supposed to be a compliment.

We know. Still took as one. Mwahahaha

Not sure why I was even surprised. You're vanilla then. Now that's an insult.

Oh panda

that was uncalled for (cry)"

Ah, I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

Now I'm seriously scared of what sort of revenge I'm in for.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Wanted by An Garda Siochana for brutally butchering a song...

Do not approach under any circumstances as may be d*unk and extremely horny"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wanted by An Garda Siochana for brutally butchering a song...

Do not approach under any circumstances as may be d*unk and extremely horny"

Is really terrible at teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They've actually been asking certain people to 'wink' at them this whole time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is actually a 40 year old virgin

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

After escaping from the circus, this famous "Fab four armed lady" learned how to manually pleasure a guy, grab both his arse cheeks and pick his pockets simultaneously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tim only uses designer socks down his boxers to make his package appear bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tim only uses designer socks down his boxers to make his package appear bigger

Has been known to use a bust enhancer ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had no idea that the trees in his profile picture were actually poison oak and spend the next week scratching himself raw until his skin peeled off.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Are actually the most vanilla couple on the site and regular churchgoers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget the music, he wants it both ways...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's made rip off of 50 cents Candy shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is rubbish at breaking codes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24 carat lovelies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hates the forums with a passion

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By *oftgentle123Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Have his and her rabbits tatooed too their bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not really a stud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's actually Irish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She's actually Irish

He is actually 175cm

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By *aythekiddMan
over a year ago

Carlow

"He is actually 175cm"

Single and a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unexperienced fresh meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They keep pet gerbils

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By *oftgentle123Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

Still fab virgins

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's not from Donegal he's from Leitrim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King's favourite tee.

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By *oftgentle123Man
over a year ago

Letterkenny

absoultely hates chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is the best thread killer on the site

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By *bitofcraicMan
over a year ago

Mullingar/Athlone/Tullamore/Dublin

"Is the best thread killer on the site"

His tender bits are raw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's really a miserable git .not a bit of craic at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought this was about the series

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought this was about the series

Misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I thought this was about the series

We dont want to do seriously bold and kinky stuff to this unicorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought this was about the series

We dont want to do seriously bold and kinky stuff to this unicorn

No you don't...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought this was about the series

We dont want to do seriously bold and kinky stuff to this unicorn

No you don't...

She wears her knickers inside out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought this was about the series

We dont want to do seriously bold and kinky stuff to this unicorn

No you don't...

She wears her knickers inside out!"

Likes to eat cake with no socks on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I thought this was about the series

We dont want to do seriously bold and kinky stuff to this unicorn

No you don't...

She wears her knickers inside out!

Likes to eat cake with no socks on "

She's an unattractive blonde

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He needs a visit to the gym Amd diet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

They really live in antrim on a rock farm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They really live in antrim on a rock farm"

they stole my panties and won't give them back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

She gave her panties as a present and are currently on the wall of the playroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She gave her panties as a present and are currently on the wall of the playroom "

I would hate to see that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've heard her 31 friend only images are photos taken from the Dublin zoo website, we would have absolutely no interest in perving them

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Her real surname is Smith De Bruin as she likes giving cryptic messages of performing a breast stroke...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has posters of Simon Cowell in his room

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

"Has posters of Simon Cowell in his room"
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Hey, pillow talk supposed to stay inside the bedroom mate!!!

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Used to pick out his mom's clothes for her each day before heading off to play school.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has posters of Simon Cowell in his room...

Hey, pillow talk supposed to stay inside the bedroom mate!!!

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Used to pick out his mom's clothes for her each day before heading off to play school."

Still do as you know as I also help you pick out clothes for your mum as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once was an stunt double for crocodile Dundee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once was an stunt double for crocodile Dundee

Never passed the driving test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently she's got two big toes on her right foot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr D paints her nails for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr D paints her nails for her"

Doesn't like to be touched on the legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr D paints her nails for her

Doesn't like to be touched on the legs "

Nun during the day time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr D paints her nails for her

Doesn't like to be touched on the legs

Nun during the day time

Loves singing into the microphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves being the microphone...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves being the microphone... "

Love "despacito" song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr D paints her nails for her

Doesn't like to be touched on the legs

Nun during the day time

That's no lie LMAO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves being the microphone...

Love "despacito" song

*thinks Alex might be able to make it work if I let her show me the moves...

Says dámelo too much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves being the microphone...

Love "despacito" song

*thinks Alex might be able to make it work if I let her show me the moves...

Says dámelo too much."

Deal! ... Proceed with caution, some moves are difficult to handle ??

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Loves being the microphone...

Love "despacito" song

*thinks Alex might be able to make it work if I let her show me the moves...

Says dámelo too much.

Deal! ... Proceed with caution, some moves are difficult to handle ?? "

Doesn't look good in a nun's habit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes to bath in baked beans

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Likes to bath in baked beans"

Thought this thread was about actual lies.

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By *easingTimMan
over a year ago

Loughlinstown

Cuts the grass at midnight in the nude and will trim your bush free of charge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He's a fucking brutal tease despite his name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Runs an illegal catnip factory!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Works in our illegal catnip factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hates pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates pain

69 not his thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never wash their tea cups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hates pain

69 not his thing "

Is a love honey toy tester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never wash their tea cups"

Haha good one.

Hate to travel

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Never wash their tea cups

Haha good one.

Hate to travel

Has absolutely terrible pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never wash their tea cups

Haha good one.

Hate to travel

Has absolutely terrible pictures.

"
...liable to bear all

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By *bitofcraicMan
over a year ago

Mullingar/Athlone/Tullamore/Dublin

Can't stack a dishwasher for shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stack a dishwasher for shit"

Here for a quick shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't stack a dishwasher for shit

Here for a quick shag

Is hooking up with me Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a small cock. And you'll get no pleasures from it. And I am shit with my hands and tounge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stole his pictures from a porn site and is really only small 4. 5

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By *appyPandaMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny, but Dublin is more fun

"Stole his pictures from a porn site and is really only small 4. 5"

Is a catfish account made by an undersexed teenage boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stole his pictures from a porn site and is really only small 4. 5"

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stole his pictures from a porn site and is really only small 4. 5

Lol.

Likes to cover his cock in horseradish sauce!

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