FabSwingers.com forum: Dinner

By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .

Awkward.com

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if that was me my cheeks would go a lovely shade of red am shit at lying lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"really? Gosh, I had no idea..."

Lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah no. Hilarious lol

Silence from you followed by babbling nonsense?

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

"if that was me my cheeks would go a lovely shade of red am shit at lying lol"

Us to one guest was on fab , the second has now joined lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So last night we invite friends of Mrs C to dinner a purely normal vanilla night , nothing planned , Mr C cooked dinner within minutes of said guests arriving they inform us that where we living ( small kildare town )is a regular for swinger parties .

Awkward.com "

Pmsl oh how i wish I'd been a fly on the wall

How did they know that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward.com

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

All filthy perverts in Kildare...

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

Awkward.com

Pmsl oh how i wish I'd been a fly on the wall

How did they know that?"

No idea but it made for some conversation

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By *ccasional couple 32Couple
over a year ago

mayo

How did they know ??! Could they be on another site ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All filthy perverts in Kildare... "

Takes one to know one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward.com "

Maybe they wore dropping hints lol

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

"All filthy perverts in Kildare...

Takes one to know one

Knew you would out me...

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

It was mr celtic cooking in the nip again apart from his apron that was the giveaway...

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

One was on previously , the other is now joined up and mad to get started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One was on previously , the other is now joined up and mad to get started"

So you fessed up then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

There must be good dinners there if there is a lot people calling round your area

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the keys in a bowl thing still happen mister C

Ohh to be a fly on the wall last night would have been great lol

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol "

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

"Does the keys in a bowl thing still happen mister C

Ohh to be a fly on the wall last night would have been great lol "

Mrs Persha it was some laugh , especially when we said yes we are the party organisers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas"

That got flattened the last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the keys in a bowl thing still happen mister C

Ohh to be a fly on the wall last night would have been great lol

Mrs Persha it was some laugh , especially when we said yes we are the party organisers lol"

Ha ha brillant guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does the keys in a bowl thing still happen mister C

Ohh to be a fly on the wall last night would have been great lol

Mrs Persha it was some laugh , especially when we said yes we are the party organisers lol"

Their turn to go quiet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas

That got flattened the last night "

I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas

That got flattened the last night

I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised"

Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas

That got flattened the last night

I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised

Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious

One day I'll get to one !

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By *e CountMan
over a year ago

Kilkenny

Awkward.com "

They must have heard about a certain Kildare GAA guy in the news today who was awarded a tidy sum in a defamation case against the Sunday World.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas

That got flattened the last night

I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised

Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious

One day I'll get to one !

Put it to the top of your list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas

That got flattened the last night

I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised

Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious

One day I'll get to one !

Put it to the top of your list

Its been there quite a while but I've no car so I'd need a weeks holiday to get there by bus lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

Could have been the pampas

That got flattened the last night

I've heard about these parties! I'm not surprised

Every thing you heard is true and mighty delicious

One day I'll get to one !

Put it to the top of your list

Its been there quite a while but I've no car so I'd need a weeks holiday to get there by bus lol"

Lol that made me giggle

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

Awkward.com "

Did u not tell them they were desert

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By *ickirishallsortsMan
over a year ago

Lickie Manor

May have been the Pampas Grass in the front garden?

Hope to see both you Celtics again soon!

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'm weird like this but, what was the dinner menu? Asparagus and oysters washed down with champagne or Guinness? Wondering what food made them Frisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reply: really anyway how are the kids doing ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reply: really anyway how are the kids doing ??

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier "

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

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By *ilderMan
over a year ago

dublin

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol "

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id love to have been a fly in your soup to witness that conversation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have to try and get an i vite to one of OPS next party as im o ly up the road

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

"Will have to try and get an i vite to one of OPS next party as im o ly up the road

You may try reading our profile first.

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over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!"

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?"

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Just feel the need to point out ....previous comment is Ollie's. ..Apples has no act nor part ...and wished to delete....instead in allowing it to stand is going to get serious licky lapsters...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Just feel the need to point out ....previous comment is Ollie's. ..Apples has no act nor part ...and wished to delete....instead in allowing it to stand is going to get serious licky lapsters..."

I knew it was ollie and not apples straight away lol

Not her style to say words like " darn"

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Just feel the need to point out ....previous comment is Ollie's. ..Apples has no act nor part ...and wished to delete....instead in allowing it to stand is going to get serious licky lapsters...

I knew it was ollie and not apples straight away lol

Not her style to say words like " darn"

Awe, come on I'm not that old....

I don't watch Peaky Blinders and say to myself...

"Oh I remember the days...."

And I take my socks off....

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By *ean0001Man
over a year ago

Dublin West

Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.

Untill then.. anything goes...

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.

Untill then.. anything goes... "

Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....

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By *eltic Cpl OP Couple
over a year ago

Kildare

"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.

Untill then.. anything goes...

Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....

Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.

Untill then.. anything goes...

Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....

Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)

I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C....

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over a year ago

"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.

Untill then.. anything goes...

Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....

Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)

I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C....

Why dont i quiet believe that mr ollie???

I bet all the bloody socks match the boxers

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.

Untill then.. anything goes...

Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....

Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)

I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C....

Why dont i quiet believe that mr ollie???

I bet all the bloody socks match the boxers

You know what?....I'll let you check next time....

But you'll have to ask nicely....

You know I like my full title....(but not on here...lol)

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over a year ago

"Its when you cant take your own socks off anymore and someone has to it for you that you are old.

Untill then.. anything goes...

Thanks for the support Sean...but I'm still getting offers To help me remove my, well dare I say it myself, rather natty socks....

Ollie the legend.... The only man man I know who has to have his socks and boxers match (Mrs C)

I only dress that smartly for your soirees Mrs C....

Why dont i quiet believe that mr ollie???

I bet all the bloody socks match the boxers

You know what?....I'll let you check next time....

But you'll have to ask nicely....

You know I like my full title....(but not on here...lol)

Ahh you naughty naughty boy

but full title it shall be then....( only cos i think it did more for me, the greedy bitch i am lol)

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Hangs head,

Heads to naughty step,

Does not pass go,

Does not collect £200,

Collects darning needle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Hangs head,

Heads to naughty step,

Does not pass go,

Does not collect £200,

Collects darning needle.

It's beyond darning lad....you can replace it next time i see you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Hangs head,

Heads to naughty step,

Does not pass go,

Does not collect £200,

Collects darning needle.

Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Hangs head,

Heads to naughty step,

Does not pass go,

Does not collect £200,

Collects darning needle.

Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then

Aye, it was the cheeky Scot did it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Hangs head,

Heads to naughty step,

Does not pass go,

Does not collect £200,

Collects darning needle.

Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then

Aye, it was the cheeky Scot did it!

Such a nice wee outfit it was too

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

City centre

"Mr C - you asked them to put their keys in the bowl didn't you?

I did , the look of horror on me when the roles were reversed lol

I hope my knickers weren't still hanging from the chandelier

They are still there , I told them we bought the chandelier at an expensive art auction and it was one of a kind lol

I know they're not there....

As Mrs C. Runs a laundry service and if you leave an item of apparel behind at one of her legendary soirees,they are returned freshly pressed and smelling of comfort....

Ollie..x

Ollie I once stood still in the kitchen and nearly ended up in the washing machine

you an me both!!!

This Saturday is really dull girls...and long...

T'was a great party...

Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Hangs head,

Heads to naughty step,

Does not pass go,

Does not collect £200,

Collects darning needle.

It's beyond darning lad....you can replace it next time i see you

Well if I survive long enough

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

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Have you darned that wee hole in your outfit yet Geordie?

Ohh i forgot about that wee hole that was ripped in her fab outfit

Could even be described as a wee wee hole....

Hangs head,

Heads to naughty step,

Does not pass go,

Does not collect £200,

Collects darning needle.

Twas you!!!! Ahhh mystery solved for me then

Aye, it was the cheeky Scot did it!

Such a nice wee outfit it was too

It was very nice indeed.

Still on the naughty contemplating.....

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