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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

So I was walking home from work yesterday and I was approached by a Jehovah's witness. He was about 18, tall, slim, American accent and fairly good looking. He stopped and asked me could he ask me a question. Of course I said. He smiled and asked "what brings you happiness?"

Well my mind went into overdrive. All that filled my head was my naughty meet from the night before. I paused looked this young lad up and down and thought to myself, I can't steal this young lads innocence.

I had to walk away from him giggling with my head full of filthy thoughts. I wish I had have had the courage to tell him what I was thinking just to see his reaction.

So if you are braver than I was what would you have answered and what do you think his reaction would have been.

"What brings you Happiness?"

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Taking my bra off at the end of a working day!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't say happiness without penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Guinness

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

"Taking my bra off at the end of a working day!!

Would make me happy if i was the one taking your bra off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

Not sure I'm wise but I know what brings me happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

A perfect vagina

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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

"Taking my bra off at the end of a working day!!

Oh yeah that's up there alright

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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

A perfect vagina

Have you established what that is yet

or is the debate still on going lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I was walking home from work yesterday and I was approached by a Jehovah's witness. He was about 18, tall, slim, American accent and fairly good looking. He stopped and asked me could he ask me a question. Of course I said. He smiled and asked "what brings you happiness?"

I had to walk away from him giggling with my head full of filthy thoughts. I wish I had have had the courage to tell him what I was thinking just to see his reaction.

So if you are braver than I was what would you have answered and what do you think his reaction would have been.

"What brings you Happiness?""

If I told him he'd have me burning in hell. Or maybe he might be on his knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

Not sure I'm wise but I know what brings me happiness

Ohh yeah some penis can do wonderful things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

A perfect vagina

Behave jilly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

A perfect vagina

Have you established what that is yet

or is the debate still on going lol"

I wonder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The taste of a woman in my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The taste of a woman in my mouth

"
here here

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

Not sure I'm wise but I know what brings me happiness

That's why I call it the sword of joy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knowing tongue...

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

My dinner ready when I get home shirts ironed and rugby on the telly

I am easily pleased

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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

"My dinner ready when I get home shirts ironed and rugby on the telly

I am easily pleased

Not asking for much are you cj?

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"My dinner ready when I get home shirts ironed and rugby on the telly

I am easily pleased

Not asking for much are you cj?

Well ye always proclaimed ye can multitask

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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

"My dinner ready when I get home shirts ironed and rugby on the telly

I am easily pleased

Not asking for much are you cj?

Well ye always proclaimed ye can multitask

Oh we are very good at it. Although I'm sure there's better ways to put those skills to use

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting that 'I'm gonna ruin you' look...

That makes me happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I the only one that was thinking food??????

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Getting that 'I'm gonna ruin you' look...

That makes me happy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am I the only one that was thinking food??????

No a Ferrero rocher ice cream from Gino's crossed my mind

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

"My dinner ready when I get home shirts ironed and rugby on the telly

I am easily pleased

Not asking for much are you cj?

Well ye always proclaimed ye can multitask

Oh we are very good at it. Although I'm sure there's better ways to put those skills to use

Oh there is but I don't know could I say such rude things like that in public

I am shy u know

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

Giving a lady a slow sensual massage with blended essential oils, insence sticks burning, soft water music, maybe a blindfold and soft ankle and wrist ties to massage bed. So the restriction of a few senses can heighten others.. ahhh bliss the energy u get back is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza.

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever

Feeling the warm sunshine on my face .....and naughty bits

Apples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't say happiness without penis

Wise words

A perfect vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answering the door to a Jehovah Witness while eating a bacon bap and telling them I am Jewish...

Look on his face made me happy all day

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I hate seeing them they are so nice that you can't tell them to fuck off lol. When they start talking you can not get away from them it's like they hitmitise you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to walk away from him giggling with my head full of filthy thoughts. I wish I had have had the courage to tell him what I was thinking just to see his reaction.

So if you are braver than I was what would you have answered and what do you think his reaction would have been.

"What brings you Happiness?""

Happy looking at your pics

but unhappy it's not in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An empty bag

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my lady in my arms

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By *acey_sm OP Woman
over a year ago

westmeath

"Giving a lady a slow sensual massage with blended essential oils, insence sticks burning, soft water music, maybe a blindfold and soft ankle and wrist ties to massage bed. So the restriction of a few senses can heighten others.. ahhh bliss the energy u get back is amazing."

I'll take one of these please

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

I'll take one of these please

Well If u can make it to Dublin tonight check out meet request lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answering the door to a Jehovah Witness while eating a bacon bap and telling them I am Jewish...

Look on his face made me happy all day

Did you tell him what he missed earlier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has to be a nice hot bath, glass of wine, candles lit & music is the back ground after a long week at work!

Also fizzy jellies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Answering the door to a Jehovah Witness while eating a bacon bap and telling them I am Jewish...

Look on his face made me happy all day

Did you tell him what he missed earlier?"

If he had called earlier there was no chance of me answering the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle.

“Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on the French and International scene for so many years! How quiet retirement will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these retirement years?”

“A penis,” replied Madame de Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer . . . and

no one knew what to say next.

Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, “Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word ‘appiness.'”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When Charles deGaulle decided to retire from public life, the American ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor. At the dinner table the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle.

“A penis,” replied Madame de Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer . . . and

no one knew what to say next.

Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, “Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word ‘appiness.'”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“A penis,” replied Madame de Gaulle.

A huge hush fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer . . . and

no one knew what to say next.

Finally, Le Grand Charles leaned over to his wife and said, “Ma cherie, I believe zee Americans pronounce zat word ‘appiness.'”"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My morning latte

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