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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

South

"as dry as a nuns knickers"

fire away.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could sell snow to Eskimos

Smell like a whores handbag

Go out like ladies come home like tramps

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By *ork TwoMan
over a year ago

Macroom

In and out like a fiddlers elbow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That door wasn't opened, when I closed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fanny like a wizard's sleeve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That door wasn't opened, when I closed it."

Where ye born in a field

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

I'm not as green as I am cabbage looking!

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By *imon 2kMan
over a year ago

city

He/she has a face like an open sore on a rats hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""as dry as a nuns knickers"

fire away.....

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best line ever heard ur that ugly i wudnt even ride u into battle lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In and out like a fiddlers elbow

Up and down like a whores knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danielle’s her name, or Measles – as the guys call her, basically because everyone’s had her once and nobody really wants her a second time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That one thinks her shite is chocolate

Meaning a stuck up cow lol

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By *r_mrs_studmuffinCouple
over a year ago

narnia

I wouldn't get up on you to look over a wall ... ... go ahead your best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skobie O' Gill and the Lidl people"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cillit bang wouldn't shift her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck me pink with a whitewash brush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start off as gentle as a butterfly, but finish up like a bulldog guzzling a bowl of oatmeal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"one for the autobiography"

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By *orethanenough73Man
over a year ago

swords

Couldn't get a ride in a barrel of fannies.

The tide wouldn't take you out.

The sweaty crevice of doom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sniper wouldnt take ya out.

A bear woulsnt hug ya.

If i had 13 mickies, i wouldnt even give ya the unlucky one.

If i had a face like yours, id shave me arse, teach it to talk and id walk backwards.

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By *ubblyeveWoman
over a year ago

Tipp

Up your zigy with a wawa brush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt click in a camera shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't ride her if she had pedals.

He wouldn't lie straight in the bed.

You couldn't believe his watch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has a fanny like a blood orange

That one would suck a golf ball through a garden hose

U so ugly you were fed with a sling

I wouldn't ride that one she had more rides than a fairground rollercoaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He/She is that ugly...the tide wouldnt take him /her out.!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They couldn't organize a piss up in a brewery

She'd get up on a gust of wind

Bite the back of me bollix..obviously said by a man

He'd drink piss from a whores boot

He wouldn't give ya the steam off his piss

She's so ugly daz wouldn't shift her

Has a face only a mother could love

A sniper wouldn't take that one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't touch him/her with yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup Yup seven up, down down ballygown.

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By *ontbesillywrapyourwilly OP Man
over a year ago

South

some sayings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ran down the stairs like I'd take on the Corr sisters,

Three at a time

Face on her like a blind cobblers thumb

I've a horn on me that could bring order to a GAA game is West Cork

I am as hard as a blind lezzers nipples in a fish factory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shes been banged more times than the snooze button on a Monday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does the pope shit in the woods

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

A head like a well chewed Toffee.

Face like a bag of spanners

Like Lego in bits

Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

She's been rogered more times than a walkie talkie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats in the ram comes out in the lamb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's had more pricks than a hedgehog.

Everywhere you go, there's a clown in a Leinster jersey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt get up on her to hang wallpaper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck her right in the pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv a lad on me twud bate an ass out of a boghole

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She'd put a horn on you that'd bate a bad ass out of a quarry!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

"Iv a lad on me twud bate an ass out of a boghole

Ah feck... That's some timing

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

She has a face on her like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Iv a lad on me twud bate an ass out of a boghole

Ah feck... That's some timing

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haha it is indeed,great minds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd laugh at your best and beg for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make a better door than a window.

Men are like chocolate, sweet & smooth but they head straight for your hips.

Men are like parking spaces, the good ones are already gone & only the handicapped are left.

Menopause, menstrual cramps, mental illness, mental breakdowns…ever notice that all of your problems begin with men?

The only difference between men & boys is the size of their shoes and the cost of their toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you ever go an Foxtrot Oscar

Ya C U Next Tuesday !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know you're a pain(pane) but I can't see through you

For telly blockers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd hand it back to you small

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup Yup seven up, down down ballygown."

Down down Ballygowan, gonna steal this

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