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"Aye And then i met him And the reality did not match the daydream "It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't. | |||
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"Aye And then i met him And the reality did not match the daydream
It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't. "I keep getting told I've a weird accent 
And I'm definitely not sexy so I lose on both counts lol | |||
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"Aye And then i met him And the reality did not match the daydream
It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't.
I keep getting told I've a weird accent
And I'm definitely not sexy so I lose on both counts lol"Your profile photo looks nice anyway wobbly | |||
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"Aye And then i met him And the reality did not match the daydream
It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't. "Same here John  | |||
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"Aye And then i met him And the reality did not match the daydream
It's not my fault my voice is sexy and the rest of me isn't.
I keep getting told I've a weird accent
And I'm definitely not sexy so I lose on both counts lol"My hole u loose I'd listen to on the phone all night
Call me | |||
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a woman would call to make an appointment and I'd be thinking dam she sounds hot then they turn up for the appointment and 9 times out of 10 I'd be wrong  | |||
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"I know one guy he's voice is sooooo incredibly sexy, that when I hear it it sends shivers and tingles down my spine, releases 100 butterflies in my lower tummy region and the knickers just drop off. "I sincerely hope it's not your local shopkeeper... Can you imagine having to pick up your knickers and wipe the floor every time you go in for a sliced pan? | |||
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"I know one guy he's voice is sooooo incredibly sexy, that when I hear it it sends shivers and tingles down my spine, releases 100 butterflies in my lower tummy region and the knickers just drop off.
I sincerely hope it's not your local shopkeeper... Can you imagine having to pick up your knickers and wipe the floor every time you go in for a sliced pan? "A good shopkeeper sees the business opportunity, sells the used knickers on and puts up with mopping the floor now and then. | |||
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"Aye And then i met him And the reality did not match the daydream "Sounds like treacle, tastes like Marmite! | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore "You could ask him does he do wake up calls... | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls..."Almost spat out my coffee! 
Can you invent any reason, OP? | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?"Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again "Fair point, but shite 
I love a happy ending! | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending! "*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it "Hi, we err... Found Your parcel" | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel""He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again "Surely you get one more phone call out of it, simply to say thank you! | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it "WHAAAT!   | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT! "Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.  | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then. "Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly? | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.
Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly? "*exits smartly | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then. "Hahaha yeah and keep us posted please...  | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.
Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly? "One wonders where ud find a mickey willing to oblige | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore
You could ask him does he do wake up calls...
Almost spat out my coffee!
Can you invent any reason, OP?
Not unless his courier service company lose any more packages, which I really can't go through the stress of again
Fair point, but shite
I love a happy ending!
*imagines Micheal showing up with a battered parcel, lingerie hanging out of it
"Hi, we err... Found Your parcel"
He only works in the office
And it arrived battered this morning. They delivered it to the wrong address and the fuckers opened it
WHAAAT!
Ha! They delivered you plenty of reasons to ring him again! Just say the frilly sexy red lingerie you ordered is missing and you were soooo much looking forward to it. See what he says then.
Tell him he needs to come around and see just how bad it looks on you with it having pieces missing in important places. If he refuses you could always find another Michael somewhere that would be willing to take one for the team. Possibly?
One wonders where ud find a mickey willing to oblige "Micheal I mean a micheal | |||
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"I'm devastated. The issue I was trying to get resolved has now been resolved. I've no reason to ring the delicious sounding Micheal anymore "you can always ring me | |||
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"Do you ever get talking to someone and just think omg they must be hot, from their accent alone? I've been on the phone yesterday and today trying to get something sorted and I've been dealing with the one guy and I've a total crush on him, solely based on his voice "I'm told that very often | |||
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"Do you ever get talking to someone and just think omg they must be hot, from their accent alone? I've been on the phone yesterday and today trying to get something sorted and I've been dealing with the one guy and I've a total crush on him, solely based on his voice "Ladies like my accent anyways | |||
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"My northern brogue has me at a disadvantage!" I was confused about shoes until Google came to the rescue | |||
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"My northern brogue has me at a disadvantage! I was confused about shoes until Google came to the rescue "Happens me more than most. Thank god for google. | |||
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