FabSwingers.com forum: Sex and pizza!!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So....the best one liner I ever used was,

' Are you coming back to mine for sex and pizza? '........she naturally said 'what, fuck off'.....I turned and said to her 'what you don't like pizza?'

Any one line chat up lines anyone has?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost my teddy bear.

Can I sleep with you instead?

Someone actually used that line on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear.

Can I sleep with you instead?

Someone actually used that line on me!

Best night of his life he had

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

Then there was a thread about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: "Hey, feel my jacket"

Me: "Err, OK"

Him: "that's made of boyfriend material..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I lost my teddy bear.

Can I sleep with you instead?

Someone actually used that line on me!

Best night of his life he had

I didn't say it worked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him: "Hey, feel my jacket"

Me: "Err, OK"

Him: "that's made of boyfriend material..."

Definite utd supporter that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then there was a thread about it

Threads are great

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Then there was a thread about it

Threads are great "

Especially the ones about dopes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Him: "Hey, feel my jacket"

Me: "Err, OK"

Him: "that's made of boyfriend material..."

Definite utd supporter that

You know it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Then there was a thread about it

Threads are great

Especially the ones about dopes

Meh, you can fly solo on the insults

, not my thing

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By *orguyMan
over a year ago

Tuam

"Then there was a thread about it

Threads are great

Especially the ones about dopes

Meh, you can fly solo on the insults

, not my thing

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I asked a guy who i was dating did he want to come over and eat what my mom made he asked what she made to which I replied me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I asked a guy who i was dating did he want to come over and eat what my mom made he asked what she made to which I replied me "

Straight to desert

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hah brilliant, did it work!!??

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By *hocko87Man
over a year ago

dublin

I luv that idea Treacy . I would eat you yum yum .

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By *ease_EMan
over a year ago

DDD12

"I asked a guy who i was dating did he want to come over and eat what my mom made he asked what she made to which I replied me "

Lucky Man.

X x.

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