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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im working so hard to break my fab virginity and would like know what way women like to be approached filth flirt or charm. Ive tried everything so far and want to know the secret. Help me out ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There gonna look at your profile and your pic is extremely dark so maybe add some more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There gonna look at your profile and your pic is extremely dark so maybe add some more "

thanks for that what do you suggest. Havnt updated since i joined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The body shots are fine with me lol just a few nice pics of ye

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By *aid backMan
over a year ago

by a lake with my rod out

Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm "

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The body shots are fine with me lol just a few nice pics of ye "

do you mean cock pics??

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy

Keep on posting here, go to socials or maybe try a meet with a couple.

Can be a bit a harder to meet single females, as it a bit of a risk for them meeting unverified people.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think..."

i

Yeah I like your thinking - plenty of attention from women in the real world but having difficulty getting "laid" here....so hard to swallow when you'd hoped that women here would just open their legs here for you - after all they're on a swingers site so must be easy yeah ??

Yet another reinforcement of why we just block single guys completely .,.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think..."

Never take any smartarsed sarcastic comments seriously. Keep trying, you'll get there in the end. Patience and gentle perseverance will work. Sense of humour, manners and knowing when it's not working will help. And later on, when you've had a few meets and some other new person asks for advice, remember that you were once in their shoes and try to be kind if you respond.

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

When sending messages to Mná na hÉireann, You need to put something like "two for the price of one", "free giveaway" or even "free driving lessons" in the subject box. At least you'll be sure that they read your message. They find it hard to resist such offers although I'm not so sure about the driving lessons now that I think of it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...

Never take any smartarsed sarcastic comments seriously. Keep trying, you'll get there in the end. Patience and gentle perseverance will work. Sense of humour, manners and knowing when it's not working will help. And later on, when you've had a few meets and some other new person asks for advice, remember that you were once in their shoes and try to be kind if you respond. "

so glad I scrolled down to this message before I replied to your first

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By *safunwituMan
over a year ago

Enniscorthy


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...i

Yeah I like your thinking - plenty of attention from women in the real world but having difficulty getting "laid" here....so hard to swallow when you'd hoped that women here would just open their legs here for you - after all they're on a swingers site so must be easy yeah ??

Yet another reinforcement of why we just block single guys completely .,."

He is hardly going to say he finds it hard in the real world too.

OP your only here a few weeks, give it time.

It ain't as easy as you may have thought...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The body shots are fine with me lol just a few nice pics of ye "

have some on request

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"When sending messages to Mná na hÉireann, You need to put something like "two for the price of one", "free giveaway" or even "free driving lessons" in the subject box. At least you'll be sure that they read your message. They find it hard to resist such offers although I'm not so sure about the driving lessons now that I think of it. "

Ffs driving lessons ull spend all ur time gripping the sides of the passenger seat in a white knuckle ride giving some wimmin lessons

And remember stay safe buckle up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep on posting here, go to socials or maybe try a meet with a couple.

Can be a bit a harder to meet single females, as it a bit of a risk for them meeting unverified people."

thanks really appreciate your help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When sending messages to Mná na hÉireann, You need to put something like "two for the price of one", "free giveaway" or even "free driving lessons" in the subject box. At least you'll be sure that they read your message. They find it hard to resist such offers although I'm not so sure about the driving lessons now that I think of it. "

haha thanks. Thats a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be yourself, be patient,get involved. Take no thanks as No Thanks. Read profiles.

Or just be totally awesome like me

Your welcome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...i

Yeah I like your thinking - plenty of attention from women in the real world but having difficulty getting "laid" here....so hard to swallow when you'd hoped that women here would just open their legs here for you - after all they're on a swingers site so must be easy yeah ??

Yet another reinforcement of why we just block single guys completely .,.

He is hardly going to say he finds it hard in the real world too.

OP your only here a few weeks, give it time.

It ain't as easy as you may have thought..."

I really dont mean to imply anything bad. I just seem so drawn to the endless dark delights circulatiing here as much as every other user. It is hard work but ill persevere.

thanks anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Be yourself, be patient,get involved. Take no thanks as No Thanks. Read profiles.

Or just be totally awesome like me

Your welcome "

haha I really like your style. Thanks a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...i

Yeah I like your thinking - plenty of attention from women in the real world but having difficulty getting "laid" here....so hard to swallow when you'd hoped that women here would just open their legs here for you - after all they're on a swingers site so must be easy yeah ??

Yet another reinforcement of why we just block single guys completely .,."

Come on. He's only here 5 minutes

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By *exyDownUnderWoman
over a year ago

Westmeath

Just be yourself ... simples

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By *ommickMan
over a year ago

cork


"Im working so hard to break my fab virginity and would like know what way women like to be approached filth flirt or charm. Ive tried everything so far and want to know the secret. Help me out ladies"

Bribe them with lindor lindt if that doesn't help get urself down to the nearest m&g and you will get your green tick which will take you down the yellow brick road

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I

Yeah I like your thinking - plenty of attention from women in the real world but having difficulty getting "laid" here....so hard to swallow when you'd hoped that women here would just open their legs here for you - after all they're on a swingers site so must be easy yeah ??

Yet another reinforcement of why we just block single guys completely .,.

Come on. He's only here 5 minutes "

glad you have my back pal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im working so hard to break my fab virginity and would like know what way women like to be approached filth flirt or charm. Ive tried everything so far and want to know the secret. Help me out ladies

Bribe them with lindor lindt if that doesn't help get urself down to the nearest m&g and you will get your green tick which will take you down the yellow brick road"

thanks brother will keep an eye out for that. I think thats all I need to launch my fab career

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just be yourself ... simples "

yes but what I am by nature which is friendly approachable charming and a gent with gsoh just doesnt seem to work 90% of the time here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The body shots are fine with me lol just a few nice pics of ye

have some on request"

Not cock pics for the love of God we all know the men of Ireland love to show there cocks but just nice pics torso is fine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The body shots are fine with me lol just a few nice pics of ye

have some on request

Not cock pics for the love of God we all know the men of Ireland love to show there cocks but just nice pics torso is fine "

took your advice kity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cool hun hopefully ye get some meet best thing on here is not to assume cos it's a swingers site means knickers at ankles ready for action lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When sending messages to Mná na hÉireann, You need to put something like "two for the price of one", "free giveaway" or even "free driving lessons" in the subject box. At least you'll be sure that they read your message. They find it hard to resist such offers although I'm not so sure about the driving lessons now that I think of it.

Ffs driving lessons ull spend all ur time gripping the sides of the passenger seat in a white knuckle ride giving some wimmin lessons

And remember stay safe buckle up "

Before you slag wimmin off you should really learn to spell.. It's women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When sending messages to Mná na hÉireann, You need to put something like "two for the price of one", "free giveaway" or even "free driving lessons" in the subject box. At least you'll be sure that they read your message. They find it hard to resist such offers although I'm not so sure about the driving lessons now that I think of it. "

Michael the last couple of posts you have commented on you have slagged off women drivers! Do you really think that little of women that all you have to say about us is that we like to shop and can't drive?

But we're good enough when you need to empty your balls is that it?

OP i suggest you ignore this bitter old man who's clearly been rejected more times than he can handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When sending messages to Mná na hÉireann, You need to put something like "two for the price of one", "free giveaway" or even "free driving lessons" in the subject box. At least you'll be sure that they read your message. They find it hard to resist such offers although I'm not so sure about the driving lessons now that I think of it.

Michael the last couple of posts you have commented on you have slagged off women drivers! Do you really think that little of women that all you have to say about us is that we like to shop and can't drive?

But we're good enough when you need to empty your balls is that it?

OP i suggest you ignore this bitter old man who's clearly been rejected more times than he can handle "

In fairness, he did mention in a post last week than woman were good in the kitchen .. so it's not all bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dunno if he's just a sexist pig or has a shit sense of humour but which ever the case may be, he sounds and comes across as a bitter old man. We may all be on a swingers site but I think no matter our gender or what we're into we all deserve respect!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan

Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi? "

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

"

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like. "

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig.

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By *eadue stallionMan
over a year ago

Yes


"The body shots are fine with me lol just a few nice pics of ye

have some on request

Not cock pics for the love of God we all know the men of Ireland love to show there cocks but just nice pics torso is fine "

Irishmen are outstanding upright citizens!!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig. "

Wow just asked for advice and it turns into an episode of jeremy kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...i

Yeah I like your thinking - plenty of attention from women in the real world but having difficulty getting "laid" here....so hard to swallow when you'd hoped that women here would just open their legs here for you - after all they're on a swingers site so must be easy yeah ??

Yet another reinforcement of why we just block single guys completely .,."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig. "

The sexual tension between you both is electric! He's not sexist. He refused to let Cindy put on the marigolds and scrub his van.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig.

Wow just asked for advice and it turns into an episode of jeremy kyle

"

Welcome to Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig.

The sexual tension between you both is electric! He's not sexist. He refused to let Cindy put on the marigolds and scrub his van. "

Ewww that's not sexual tension that's just tension!

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig.

The sexual tension between you both is electric! He's not sexist. He refused to let Cindy put on the marigolds and scrub his van.

Ewww that's not sexual tension that's just tension! "

Aww... You're just playing hard to get!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi? "

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off "

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

Well your views and opinions on women are most cerainly old and dated

Lol, get over yourself. I suggest that if you're going to sit in judgement of me that you at least do it based on more than two posts that you didn't like.

Aren't you a bit old to use "LOL"

I'm judging you you on what I've seen so far, and so far you come across as a sexist pig.

The sexual tension between you both is electric! He's not sexist. He refused to let Cindy put on the marigolds and scrub his van.

Ewww that's not sexual tension that's just tension! "

That's what all his wives said .. you will be dragged into his cave before you know it

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"When sending messages to Mná na hÉireann, You need to put something like "two for the price of one", "free giveaway" or even "free driving lessons" in the subject box. At least you'll be sure that they read your message. They find it hard to resist such offers although I'm not so sure about the driving lessons now that I think of it.

Ffs driving lessons ull spend all ur time gripping the sides of the passenger seat in a white knuckle ride giving some wimmin lessons

And remember stay safe buckle up

Before you slag wimmin off you should really learn to spell.. It's women "

Totaly missed the humour in that post did u

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gerry gerry gerry gerry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj? "

I'm sure he'll tell us

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj? "

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information

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By *ichael McCarthyMan
over a year ago

Lucan


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information "

Just sit back and relax cj. I'll get you your cocoa

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of

It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...

Never take any smartarsed sarcastic comments seriously. Keep trying, you'll get there in the end. Patience and gentle perseverance will work. Sense of humour, manners and knowing when it's not working will help. And later on, when you've had a few meets and some other new person asks for advice, remember that you were once in their shoes and try to be kind if you respond."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah fab... What a place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information

Just sit back and relax cj. I'll get you your cocoa "

Don't forget his pipe and slippers

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information

Just sit back and relax cj. I'll get you your cocoa

Don't forget his pipe and slippers"

Hold that thought this old man is hitting the tiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information

Just sit back and relax cj. I'll get you your cocoa

Don't forget his pipe and slippers

Hold that thought this old man is hitting the tiles "

A game of shove halfpenny over a glass of pale ale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information

Just sit back and relax cj. I'll get you your cocoa

Don't forget his pipe and slippers

Hold that thought this old man is hitting the tiles "

You can borrow my Zimmerframe CJ!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe put up a status update

"Will fab pics for replies". And like another poster said, respect the profiles and be patient.

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information

Just sit back and relax cj. I'll get you your cocoa

Don't forget his pipe and slippers

Hold that thought this old man is hitting the tiles

You can borrow my Zimmerframe CJ!

"

U sure fooey u know ull be stuck in that chair all night if I do

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"Wait a minute... Old?? Moi?

The least of your worries while you're getting told off

All I was thinking was if I'm old, what does that make cj?

A horny old man

Jayus did they not take their pills this morning or have they seen so little of what goes on here that they Base their judgments on a minuscule amount of information

Just sit back and relax cj. I'll get you your cocoa

Don't forget his pipe and slippers

Hold that thought this old man is hitting the tiles

A game of shove halfpenny over a glass of pale ale?"

More along the lines of hide the sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say. "

So I don't have a sense of humour because I happened to notice that any comments I have seen from a certain individual seem to be sexist towards women. Oh right!

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say.

So I don't have a sense of humour because I happened to notice that any comments I have seen from a certain individual seem to be sexist towards women. Oh right! "

No but if u have followed mc posts over the last five or six years u know it's said in jest and mc is an upstanding guy

Well when he takes his blue pill he stands

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over a year ago


"It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say.

So I don't have a sense of humour because I happened to notice that any comments I have seen from a certain individual seem to be sexist towards women. Oh right!

No but if u have followed mc posts over the last five or six years u know it's said in jest and mc is an upstanding guy

Well when he takes his blue pill he stands "

Haven't been on fab that long so unfortunately I've only seen these particular comments and because that's all I've seen I probably assumed he was being an asshole so for my assumption I apologise and I'll go and take my chill pill now

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over a year ago


"It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say.

So I don't have a sense of humour because I happened to notice that any comments I have seen from a certain individual seem to be sexist towards women. Oh right!

No but if u have followed mc posts over the last five or six years u know it's said in jest and mc is an upstanding guy

Well when he takes his blue pill he stands

Haven't been on fab that long so unfortunately I've only seen these particular comments and because that's all I've seen I probably assumed he was being an asshole so for my assumption I apologise and I'll go and take my chill pill now "

He really is one of the good guys

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick


"It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say.

So I don't have a sense of humour because I happened to notice that any comments I have seen from a certain individual seem to be sexist towards women. Oh right!

No but if u have followed mc posts over the last five or six years u know it's said in jest and mc is an upstanding guy

Well when he takes his blue pill he stands

Haven't been on fab that long so unfortunately I've only seen these particular comments and because that's all I've seen I probably assumed he was being an asshole so for my assumption I apologise and I'll go and take my chill pill now "

My my haven't u a lovely bottom

It can happen to any of us but hey no one died and we can all get on

Now where are all the wimmin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe put up a status update

"Will fab pics for replies". And like another poster said, respect the profiles and be patient. "

thanks for the advice

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over a year ago


"Maybe put up a status update

"Will fab pics for replies". And like another poster said, respect the profiles and be patient.

thanks for the advice"

DON'T put a status like that

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over a year ago


"Maybe put up a status update

"Will fab pics for replies". And like another poster said, respect the profiles and be patient.

thanks for the advice

DON'T put a status like that"

I havnt changed it from the day I signed up. Illthink of something

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By *atdieonMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...

Never take any smartarsed sarcastic comments seriously. Keep trying, you'll get there in the end. Patience and gentle perseverance will work. Sense of humour, manners and knowing when it's not working will help. And later on, when you've had a few meets and some other new person asks for advice, remember that you were once in their shoes and try to be kind if you respond. "

fair play Sally I was going to post something similar the amount of guys on here who take the piss out of other guys is unbelievable . It's hard enough on here without that . OP. Take Sally's advice and fuck the gobshites who've nothing positive to contribute . Good luck

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over a year ago


"Maybe put up a status update

"Will fab pics for replies". And like another poster said, respect the profiles and be patient.

thanks for the advice

DON'T put a status like that

I havnt changed it from the day I signed up. Illthink of something"

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By *ub_leitrim_guyMan
over a year ago

Out in the sticks


"It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say. "

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By *oghunter33Woman
over a year ago

on the hill NordWest of


"It's a pity you can't buy a portion of humour over the counter, all I can say.

So I don't have a sense of humour because I happened to notice that any comments I have seen from a certain individual seem to be sexist towards women. Oh right!

No but if u have followed mc posts over the last five or six years u know it's said in jest and mc is an upstanding guy

Well when he takes his blue pill he stands

Haven't been on fab that long so unfortunately I've only seen these particular comments and because that's all I've seen I probably assumed he was being an asshole so for my assumption I apologise and I'll go and take my chill pill now

My my haven't u a lovely bottom

It can happen to any of us but hey no one died and we can all get on

Now where are all the wimmin "

I'm over here cj in the hawthorns, will you rescue me?

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex

My tuppence would be to respect the ladies on here as people with their own needs and desires not just as objects of your own desire. Be open honest and be yourself and try not to loose ur individuality just because something appears to fit into the apparent populist norms. Everyone's unique and while no one appeals to all you should end up appealing to the ones that appeal to u. .....Francis.

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over a year ago


"My tuppence would be to respect the ladies on here as people with their own needs and desires not just as objects of your own desire. Be open honest and be yourself and try not to loose ur individuality just because something appears to fit into the apparent populist norms. Everyone's unique and while no one appeals to all you should end up appealing to the ones that appeal to u. .....Francis."

thank you that is very sweet. I think im starting to get places now

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By *armel and FrancisCouple
over a year ago

North wex


"My tuppence would be to respect the ladies on here as people with their own needs and desires not just as objects of your own desire. Be open honest and be yourself and try not to loose ur individuality just because something appears to fit into the apparent populist norms. Everyone's unique and while no one appeals to all you should end up appealing to the ones that appeal to u. .....Francis.

thank you that is very sweet. I think im starting to get places now"

It's not sweet it's respectful after all u can't expect to meet a lady here without talking and being urself. The lady is the king here for every woman there are 20 men. So if a lady intrigues you get to know her by chatting rather than expecting a shag just cos we are all consenting adults. It doesn't work like that here.

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...i

Yeah I like your thinking - plenty of attention from women in the real world but having difficulty getting "laid" here....so hard to swallow when you'd hoped that women here would just open their legs here for you - after all they're on a swingers site so must be easy yeah ??

Yet another reinforcement of why we just block single guys completely .,."

Block single guys completely yet feel obliged to reply on a single guys thread looking for advice with a smart arsed non helping attitude. The single guys must all be crying into their pillows tonight having missed out on your delightful company x x x

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By *xyzptlk088Man
over a year ago

Galway

Fuck the begrudgers and holier than thou twats,just be yourself,flesh out your profile over time,get to know people on the forums and just have fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My tuppence would be to respect the ladies on here as people with their own needs and desires not just as objects of your own desire. Be open honest and be yourself and try not to loose ur individuality just because something appears to fit into the apparent populist norms. Everyone's unique and while no one appeals to all you should end up appealing to the ones that appeal to u. .....Francis.

thank you that is very sweet. I think im starting to get places now

It's not sweet it's respectful after all u can't expect to meet a lady here without talking and being urself. The lady is the king here for every woman there are 20 men. So if a lady intrigues you get to know her by chatting rather than expecting a shag just cos we are all consenting adults. It doesn't work like that here."

I hear you. I really respect women and am not

Mysoginistic at all. Just got a bit confused, like a kid in a sweet shop haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fuck the begrudgers and holier than thou twats,just be yourself,flesh out your profile over time,get to know people on the forums and just have fun."

thanks for that pal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe putting up another different help me get a ride thread up I hear that 3 threads in 24 hours is the magic number I once started 5 over 2 days and ended up with a ffm

dont know wether to take you serious. Put 2 up to get peoples help and advice. Not short of female attention but very much short on getting laid here. Thanks I think...

Never take any smartarsed sarcastic comments seriously. Keep trying, you'll get there in the end. Patience and gentle perseverance will work. Sense of humour, manners and knowing when it's not working will help. And later on, when you've had a few meets and some other new person asks for advice, remember that you were once in their shoes and try to be kind if you respond. fair play Sally I was going to post something similar the amount of guys on here who take the piss out of other guys is unbelievable . It's hard enough on here without that . OP. Take Sally's advice and fuck the gobshites who've nothing positive to contribute . Good luck "

thanks for the advice pal

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